Theres a dead cat on my drive

[Evil Jack]

TVR Moneypit said:

becksW said:

Phone a local vet or RSPCA and take it there, they will scan it (and ck if it has a microchip or not) and take a description of it, they will also keep it for several days in the hope an owner will come forward. This is your best option.

I have to ask, why on earth did you think it was ok to throw a few small stones at a cat? Why didn't you just walk upto it and see if it moved!

Edited by becksW on Saturday 31st May 11:35

Ignore the idiots on this thread and do the decent thing as described above.

It's typically all very amusing for the cat haters - but it's probably a child's much loved pet.

[spikeyhead]

Curry, madras strength of hotter is best.

[becksW]

jmorgan said:

Forgot about the chip.

I meant to say in my previous post, putting a well worded card up in a shop is a good idea, mentioning where the cat has been taken.

[Balmoral Green]

Being serious, i'd probably pick the poor thing up and put it in a decent carrier bag, then go door knocking locally, to see if it's anyones. Failing that, drop it at a vets.

[Pat H]

You need to make up a sign.

A bit like this one, maybe.

[anonymous-user]

My cat went awol for five days and thankfully turned up yesterday safe and sound, i can tell you i was beside myself with worry, so do the decent thing and inform your local vets or council as they keep a missing pets register.

the rest of you comedians can suck my balls - clearly, nasty, self centred, uncaring individuals!

Edited by anonymous-user on Saturday 31st May 11:53

[scorcher]

BG said:

Being serious, i'd probably pick the poor thing up and put it in a decent carrier bag, then go door knocking locally, to see if it's anyones.

Only trouble with that is that when you do find the owner they could blame you for killing their much loved feline.Some people are like that.

[Pat H]

digimeistter said:

the rest of you comedians can suck my balls..

Come on then, Buster Gonad, drop your trousers and we'll form a queue.

[jmorgan]

Pat H said:

You need to make up a sign.

A bit like this one, maybe.

Wow. Never seen that one before. Original.

[Spam]

Pat H said:

digimeistter said:

the rest of you comedians can suck my balls..

Come on then, Buster Gonad, drop your trousers and we'll form a queue.

[308mate]

Pat H said:

digimeistter said:

the rest of you comedians can suck my balls..

Come on then, Buster Gonad, drop your trousers and we'll form a queue.

I love the cat lovers assertion that if you dont live and breath cats, youre clearly the antichrist and suicide bomber and most likely a kiddy fiddler aswell

[rich1231]

308mate said:

Pat H said:

digimeistter said:

the rest of you comedians can suck my balls..

Come on then, Buster Gonad, drop your trousers and we'll form a queue.

I love the cat lovers assertion that if you dont live and breath cats, youre clearly the antichrist and suicide bomber and most likely a kiddy fiddler aswell

Its true..


I am reciting the Bible backwards right now and have some Virgins to sacrifice this afternoon when i get round to it.

[stigmundfreud]

to all those placing the witty comments, someone somewhere has lost a loved one.

[stigmundfreud]

Pat H said:

You need to make up a sign.

A bit like this one, maybe.

LOL

[drivin_me_nuts]

chamois leather / polishing cloth ?

[glazbagun]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Complete-Uses-Dead-Cat-His...

[becca_]

If you're feeling kindly towards the owners, put it on the 'found' section at mymoggy.com - and do the vet/microchip scan thing too.

[Jack Pearson]

becksW said:

Phone a local vet or RSPCA and take it there, they will scan it (and ck if it has a microchip or not) and take a description of it, they will also keep it for several days in the hope an owner will come forward. This is your best option.

I have to ask, why on earth did you think it was ok to throw a few small stones at a cat? Why didn't you just walk upto it and see if it moved!

Edited by becksW on Saturday 31st May 11:35

No i did i was standing litterally about 1 ft away, the flies had already started swarming so i wasnt going to touch it, from a few ft back 1 or 2 little stones with an uunderarm shot , its not like i was trowing full pelt a handrull of rocks was it?

Edit: im going round a few houses now

Edited by Jack Pearson on Saturday 31st May 12:23

[MoleVision]

and then stop worrying about it.. its only a cat. It's dead. Unless you know who's it is I cant see it being your responsibility to trapse the neighbourhood till you find who owns it.

or.. Stick its head on a spike jsut outside your drive as a warning to other cats that might try and die on your property.

[turbobloke]

stigmundfreud said:

to all those placing the witty comments, someone somewhere has lost a loved one.

Solemn, profound, and true, but this thread is about a dead cat on somebody's drive.