Theres a dead cat on my drive
Discussion
eccles said:
Jack Pearson said:
turbobloke said:
Crash Test Dummy said:
Jack Pearson said:
After a night out my mates thought id would be funny to put the cat ontop of my car and is lookings quite stale
You drive a fiesta, stop trying to make it look like a JagBalmoral Green said:
Being serious, i'd probably pick the poor thing up and put it in a decent carrier bag, then go door knocking locally, to see if it's anyones.
Glad i don't live near you...Saturday morning.. Sitting at the breakfast table... Bacon and eggs sizzling away.. Fresh coffee on the table..
'Get the door will you darling.. Its only that bloke with the dead cat in a plastic bag again....'
Pigeon said:
Landlord said:
You mean he should stand himself in that leather jockstrap, pull himself until hard, and fling himself at the cat from 60 yards hoping to achieve penetration on landing? Well I guess it beats jumping off the top of the wardrobe.Enough about dead cats. Look afer the ones still alive.
How to clean your cat
Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and lift both toilet seat and cover.
Take hold of the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and put down the seat and lid.
Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape. If you are busy put a mini safe or a small fridge on the lid instead
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body
too close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for any surface they can find.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
Have someone open the back door for you and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the back garden.
If you placed a heavy object on the lid during the 'wash and rinse' remove it taking care to keep one foot on the lid. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the seat and the lid simultaneously.
The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
How to clean your cat
Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and lift both toilet seat and cover.
Take hold of the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and put down the seat and lid.
Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape. If you are busy put a mini safe or a small fridge on the lid instead
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body
too close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for any surface they can find.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
Have someone open the back door for you and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the back garden.
If you placed a heavy object on the lid during the 'wash and rinse' remove it taking care to keep one foot on the lid. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the seat and the lid simultaneously.
The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Yee-Haaa, managed a life long ambition last night, I took out a mornic farm collie dog last night, this thing has been driving me nuts for years, it chases after any thing (well did, not any more!) cars, cyclists,kids walking,etc. Have spoken to the interbred owner on a couple of occasions "are its a farm dog what do you want me to do, chain it up", well that would be a start.
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hora said:
BIG COL said:
Yee-Haaa, managed a life long ambition last night, I took out a mornic farm collie dog last night, this thing has been driving me nuts for years, it chases after any thing (well did, not any more!) cars, cyclists,kids walking,etc. Have spoken to the interbred owner on a couple of occasions "are its a farm dog what do you want me to do, chain it up", well that would be a start.
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Polarbert said:
hora said:
BIG COL said:
Yee-Haaa, managed a life long ambition last night, I took out a mornic farm collie dog last night, this thing has been driving me nuts for years, it chases after any thing (well did, not any more!) cars, cyclists,kids walking,etc. Have spoken to the interbred owner on a couple of occasions "are its a farm dog what do you want me to do, chain it up", well that would be a start.
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I thought he was a newbie too but he seems to have been here longer than me.
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