Is james may gay?

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mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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TVR Moneypit said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
Must resist urge, can't stop myself....

Gay you say?

I know some one he'd like to meet.
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Now c'mon guys this threads title alone gave me all the excuse I needed....getmecoat

Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Wednesday 18th June 00:07
Jeezus!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah, he's got a longer beard and holes in his feet....

Colonial

13,553 posts

204 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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He actually reminds me a bit of me

Loves cars but can't drive that well

Always the figure of jokes about being gay

Bit soft really

getmecoat

Frik

13,542 posts

242 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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RodentRacing said:
Frik said:
davido140 said:
If he is, dunno why they arent open about it?
Like some sort of press release or conference?

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the assembled press: I would just like to categorically state that I am not a homosexual."

I think not.

Anyway, this is a bit of a homophobic question. Homophobia is a sure sign of homosexuality. What are you trying to hide, davido140? Why aren't you just open about it? Gayer.
Ah projectionism. The last bastion of the closet, self-loathing homosexual. Gayer.
I think we may be stuck in a loop.

Which is also a bit gay.

Skipppy

1,135 posts

209 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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Somewhere Clarkson is reading this pissing himself...

cardigankid

8,849 posts

211 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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In no way is James May gay. This is ludicrous.

briSk

14,291 posts

225 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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last series i found this really really tiresome. i hope they pack it in this series...

Deltaf01

1,512 posts

196 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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Gretchen said:
Gretchen - Distraught.
Shameless Hussey! Is Dave forgotten so quickly? biggrin

crofty1984

15,830 posts

203 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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James May said:
"...but he has the soul of a lion and I love him."
Though he was talking about fusker, his cat (The whole lot's a really sweet quote actually).

I don't think he's gay, I'm fairly sure about him having a ladyfriend. I agree "girlfriend" sounds a little immature coming from a 40-odd year old man. Though to be honest I don't care either way.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

248 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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bent as a £9 note

Twincam16

27,646 posts

257 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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Skipppy said:
Somewhere Clarkson is reading this pissing himself...
Somewhere James May is reading this, pissing himself, then forwarding the link to his girlfriend.

J0no

194 posts

189 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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They joke about may liking men, so who knows

nats1rt

228 posts

198 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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The Hypno-Toad said:
Must resist urge, can't stop myself....

Gay you say?

I know some one he'd like to meet.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.

Now c'mon guys this threads title alone gave me all the excuse I needed....getmecoat

Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Wednesday 18th June 00:07
This picture seems to be in every thread I go on. He has stalker's eyes.

Rod Rammage

2,557 posts

199 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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Before I had a sex with James May I did wonder if he was gay.

He insisted on "pitching", and refused to "catch".

Ergo, he must be straight.

Anyway, having it off with women is pretty gay, as any of you lot would know if you had read my ground-breaking thesis on the subject.




BoRED S2upid

19,622 posts

239 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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He would be the worst Gay in the village.

KingRichard

10,144 posts

231 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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TVR Moneypit said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
Must resist urge, can't stop myself....

Gay you say?

I know some one he'd like to meet.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.

Now c'mon guys this threads title alone gave me all the excuse I needed....getmecoat

Edited by The Hypno-Toad on Wednesday 18th June 00:07
Jeezus!!!!!!!!!!!

yikes

That will give me nightmares that will.

Feck.
Nom nom nom...

That's one hungry, gay grindle hehe

Knick Pee

29,977 posts

250 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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mybrainhurts said:
Nah, he's got a longer beard and holes in his feet....
rofl

Mr POD

5,153 posts

191 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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absolutely said:
His partner is called Sarah. He isn't gay.
He might be. He might not.

I tell you who might also be gay - that Norton fellow off the telly.

Twincam16

27,646 posts

257 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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J0no said:
They joke about may liking men, so who knows
I think that all stemmed from when they got cornered on that petrol station forecourt in Alabama with Hammond's 'Man Love Rules OK' truck. Hammond and Clarkson both said 'we're not gay, we've got children', then realised May hadn't. Seems to have stemmed from there and just replaced the 'Hammond's had his teeth whitened' joke as a TG 'meme'.

Jasandjules

69,787 posts

228 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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Mr POD said:
I tell you who might also be gay - that Norton fellow off the telly.
COULD be you know, good dress sense........biggrin

Egbert Nobacon

2,835 posts

242 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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absolutely said:
thehawk said:
absolutely said:
His partner is called Sarah. He isn't gay.
Sarah Parks?
No, Sarah Frater.
http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/sunday/2007/09/16/clarkson-he-s-a-boorish-buffoon-98487-19799001/

Above link confirms distinct lack of male botty banditness. Below is a picture of said lady

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://i....

Edited by Egbert Nobacon on Wednesday 18th June 13:47