Thing's hanging from Men's Belts

[Sciroccology]

chunkymonkey71 said:

clipping your mobile phone to your belt is like saying that nobody wants to have sex with you.

You know the type: Mid-to-late 30's, still lives with parents, fat, ugly, probably never had a girlfriend, greasy hair/balding, glasses mended with a plaster, holds a job's-worth "position of some authority" (in his mind, anyway) like club steward, or caretaker, or machine-emptier in the arcade and this:



is his badge of office. The more keys you have hanging off it, the more important you are. Fact.

[chunkymonkey71]

Sciroccology said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

clipping your mobile phone to your belt is like saying that nobody wants to have sex with you.

You know the type: Mid-to-late 30's, still lives with parents, fat, ugly, probably never had a girlfriend, greasy hair/balding, glasses mended with a plaster, holds a job's-worth "position of some authority" (in his mind, anyway) like club steward, or caretaker, or machine-emptier in the arcade and this:



Yes. Yes indeed! We all work with at least one of them.

And how come people who wear their phones on their belts always have 10 year old phones that you would be embarrassed to own?



is his badge of office. The more keys you have hanging off it, the more important you are. Fact.

[JonRB]

chunkymonkey71 said:

clipping your mobile phone to your belt is like saying that nobody wants to have sex with you.

Surely that's a wedding ring?

[DrTre]

speedy_thrills said:

Rod Rammage said:

A phobia is an irrational fear, right?

I've grabbed a couple of definitions for you:
"an uncontrollable and persistent fear of a specific object, situation, or activity."
"Fear of particular object or situation."

In that case, too fking right I'm uncontrollably fearful of brown breach by a specific or particular object no matter what the situation or activity.

Edited by DrTre on Tuesday 29th July 14:56

[chunkymonkey71]

JonRB said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

clipping your mobile phone to your belt is like saying that nobody wants to have sex with you.

Surely that's a wedding ring?

Fair point! I guess wearing your wedding ring from your belt is a REALLY BAD sign then!!!

[sleep envy]

HRG said:

parakitaMol. said:

HRG said:

parakitaMol. said:

It is almost (not quite) as bad as men who insist on carrying bulging wallets in back pockets, keys AND phones AND hankies AND anything else they can lay their hands on in their front trouser pockets... they end up looking like an ice cream cone with teeny little feet at the bottom (and a bit of sock).

Horrible.

I've told you to stop following me round the shops...

You're even worse... you're an ice-cream cone trouser WITH belt accessories AND bluetooth.

Oh and a jaunty silver hat.

Unforgivable fashion faux pas.

I thought the hat was quite fetching...

no dissing my craft work!!!

[B.J.W]

chunkymonkey71 said:

JonRB said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

clipping your mobile phone to your belt is like saying that nobody wants to have sex with you.

Surely that's a wedding ring?

Fair point! I guess wearing your wedding ring from your belt is a REALLY BAD sign then!!!

Well, given that wedding rings are supposed to make you more attractive to certain women, I would guess that dangling a wedding ring from below your belt is a fairly bold statement of intent.