The worlds worst ads

[Risotto]

Those bloody yoghurt adverts where a bunch of women claim to constantly feel 'bloated'.

Rather than simply advising them not to eat so fking much, the voiceover encourages them to shovel little pots of youghurt down their greedy throats.

[Risotto]

And that smug advert for Coca-Cola with the vague references to 'spices' that the original recipe contained. I don't know the exact definition of a spice but I doubt cocaine can be classed as such...

Edited by Risotto on Thursday 28th August 21:48

[Thatch]

Risotto said:

Those bloody yoghurt adverts where a bunch of women claim to constantly feel 'bloated'.

Rather than simply advising them not to eat so fking much, the voiceover encourages them to shovel little pots of youghurt down their greedy throats.

Yeah, "Bifidus Activus" - more like "fat bifidusers"

[Balmoral Green]

collateral said:

The fked up Orangina one with the animals...

Saw it when I was messed up and wondered if I had actually really seen what I had seen

I saw that, was quite, er, well All those sexy CGI animals and Orangina loads being shot all over the place like a rampant orange spunkfest

[collateral]

Balmoral Green said:

collateral said:

The fked up Orangina one with the animals...

Saw it when I was messed up and wondered if I had actually really seen what I had seen

I saw that, was quite, er, well All those sexy CGI animals and Orangina loads being shot all over the place like a rampant orange spunkfest

Bit odd eh?

Psychologically speaking the more disturbing something is the more you remember it, but I doubt I'll be in a hurry to swallow any Orangina anytime soon...

[Balmoral Green]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM

[Fort Jefferson]

Balmoral Green said:

All those sexy CGI animals

I'm getting worried about you mate.

[Glassman]

I thought I couldn't hate anything more than this

Until I saw this

[danrc]

That pissing DFS advert with the nickleback "Rockstar" song.

What a honk of ste!! Every two minutes we get a fking sofa advert! Has anyone actually bought a full price sofa before? fktards the lot of them,

[Ricky_M]

thinfourth2 said:

One person chosen at random to quote

brum said:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh BODYFORM. As a teenager i got this fking jingle stuck in my head and went around singing it - this makes you look like a tt

So you know exactly what the product is and what it is called


So this is a bad advert because??????


Surely a bad one is one you can't remember

I know who Adolf Hitler was, doesn't make him a good person!



The Chelsea Building Society Advert, its been on for about ten years!!

"But I don't want to move, its taken me five years to sort out the kitchen" Who the fk was your kitchen fitter and why havn't you reported him to rogue traders!

"You can buy that horse of your's, let alone back it!"

[Shaolin]

Any ad where you don't know what it's for until the last few seconds.

(almost) Any ad in black and white.

Perfume ads, no chance of demonstrating their product so it's all about "image", see first item in this list.

Any bank ad, we all hate you and you're all as bad as each other.

[Balmoral Green]

Shaolin said:

Any ad where you don't know what it's for until the last few seconds.

Or what about those ads that you know, and know well, but never really realise what product the advert was for, there are loads of those around.

[The Black Flash]

The Hypno-Toad said:

It’s not just me is it? They are getting worse aren't they? I mean what’s happened to ones like the Fiat Strada and glorious Jennifer Aniston Lynx ads?
Any iota of wit or style has now been lost. Now whenever the ads come on you dive for either the mute button or the off switch. I mean, look at these nightmares that are currently polluting our airwaves;
<snip>

Now that, sir, is a rant to be proud of! 10/10!

[spannerman]

I hate the numerous womens face cream (read snake oil) ripoff wish fulfillment ads

[Fishtigua]

What I hate is when the BBC cut short a live program and the run a fking advert for the same fking show next week. You're paying for that

[Yuxi]

Any advert on local commercial radio..

[sadako]

I have, right here, an NHS appointment card, with an ad for an ambulance chaser on the back of it. That is pretty fing low.

[Checkmate]

Shaolin said:

Any ad where you don't know what it's for until the last few seconds.

Completely disagree. Two examples:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcdDg30VBgo
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoPM4RwOCW8

[jack_daniels]

"Will i get 100% of my claim"... keep speaking to me like that love and you'll get a fkin' shotgun in your face....

Fat man asking.."have you been injured in an accident".. call the pi helpline..looking at the size of him it should be the PIE helpline..

"Because you're worth it"..yes i maybe, but you're fking not you talentless tt.. especially wooden acting Andie Mccan't act or whatever shes called.

Man with google eyes spraying lynx...fk off you ugly tt before i poke your fkin eyes out with a stick you sweaty tramp

Why are adverts for loans always presented by people who would never fking need one like Carol vorderman. Sod the loan and give me some of your cash you tight bint..

Oh and Halifax....get rid of that smug brummy wr and all the rest of those geeky pie eating ad-libbing useless talentless wastes of oxygen...

Edited by jack_daniels on Friday 29th August 07:43

[Glassman]

These ads - are they all deliberately ste?