The worlds worst ads

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[quote=BruceV8]That ad for some pseudo scientific cocksnot that says for no good reason whatsoever "from A to Zee". Its fking ZED you Septic wannabe spunk encrusted lovesock!! quote]

No idea what advert that is for but......

[BruceV8]

vic synex said:

Who remembers the 70's advert for a furniture store (I think) with a superman type chap with a huge bulge in his trunks running towards the camera, "As you walk through the door your pounds worth more"

Can't remember the name of the shop but remember the ad

You utter utter bd. I haven't heard that jingle for twenty fivebloody years and now I can't get it out of my head. Flashbacks, I tell you!

I'm sure the firm began with a W, Willards or something like that as the next part of the jingle went "W_ _ _ , Where else?" Utter st but not as st as the patronising dross we are fed now.

"Had an accident?" How about looking where you're going and taking some responsibilty for your own actions you brain dead clumsy oaf.

"In Debt? We Can help" Of course you can. The obvious thing to do when you're up to your eyeballs in hock is take out another massive loan at 60% APR and secure it with your house. Hope you like soup kitchens and the undersides of railway arches.


Wheres my shotgun?

ETA it was "As you walk through the door your pounds worth more - at Williams, where else?" Google is your filthy mistress.

Edited by BruceV8 on Friday 29th August 17:54

[Glassman]

They don't make 'em like this anymore.

[The Hypno-Toad]

ypauly said:

The Hypno-Toad said:

Ranted and ranted and ranted some more

10/10 for the rant

If i had a whole day to waste i would have said all that, how long did it take?
ever thought of selling your TV?

Cheers for the praise.
Old timers here will possibly remember that I wrote all that whilst I was off sick & out of work for just over a year. So yes I had a lot of time to kill & to watch TV.