The worlds worst ads

[brum]

Moving on from the most stupid product names - what adverts are the major piss boilers?

Personally i cant stand the air freshner one where the Chinese kid crimps one off then exclaims "Poo - that smells" Thanks a lot for that - newsflash consumers - poo smells.

The fabric conditioner that smells of black diamonds and lotus flowers - WTF does a black diamond smell like - coal presumably. Who the fk wants their clothes to smell of coal? Christ almighty!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh BODYFORM. As a teenager i got this fking jingle stuck in my head and went around singing it - this makes you look like a tt

Edited by brum on Thursday 28th August 18:12

[cqueen]

Moonpig.

I win game over.

[Scrubs]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SoXJL2hL6kI

[anonymous-user]

ANY advert with English voices poorly (and blatently) dubbed over the original. If you can't be bothered to do a good job then fk off and don't stink up my airways with your crap.

[Shaw Tarse]

YER BUY ONE YER GET WUN FREE!

[Scope]

The Confused.com ads!

[wiffmaster]

Those Halfords adverts that come on before, during and after every episode of Top Gear on Dave. Makes me want to stab things.

[ypauly]

well it's alot less than were paying now






ya daaad's fund ya scuter (my attempt at typing geordie)

[Tycho]

The itch tt ones, or the stool softeners.....

[Jonny_]

Anything flogging "no win no fee" claims rapidly evaporates my urine.

"Are you a lazy, feckless, brain-dead, sponging waste of flesh? Does your hard-scrounged dole money struggle to fund your human right to Stella and Sky TV? Do you think the world owes you a new 42" plasma telly? Then call Claims Direct and we'll think of a flimsy excuse to sue some poor bd on your behalf, bung you a few grand and rake in £££stloads for our inflated fees."

C***s, pure and simple. I sincerely hope that all their parasite lawyers get aids and die.

[gazza_3]

All of them! Worst though are those fkING MOONPING ONES, NOBODY WANTS A fkING CARD FROM YOU, YOU fkING STUPID S, I DON'T PAY MY T.V LICENSE FOR THAT GOD AWFUL ADVERT.

[brum]

You don't pay your TV license for any adverts. You pay it so you don't get adverts on the BBC channels.

[collateral]

The fked up Orangina one with the animals...

Saw it when I was messed up and wondered if I had actually really seen what I had seen

[Sim89]

Liverpool Victoria car insurance...

[sniff diesel]

wiffmaster said:

Those Halfords adverts that come on before, during and after every episode of Top Gear on Dave. Makes me want to stab things.

Yep, so annoying it make me try my best to avoid their stores.

[davemac250]

Er, the ones for HD TV on my TV.

How the f**k does that work?

But at least I know I have a great picture thanks.

[collateral]

How about that one for poker on your phone?...the woman in the ad can't keep a straight face when the guy gives it "OH YEAH, GOING OVER THE TOP"

[Negative Creep]

Sim89 said:

Liverpool Victoria car insurance...

Especially the one with the Volvo, which is on every single break and has been for the last 6 months. Do the marketing people not realise that seeing the same thing over and over is very annoying and will actually put people off your product?

I also find the confused.com adverts rather creepy. And ste

[gazza_3]

brum said:

You don't pay your TV license for any adverts. You pay it so you don't get adverts on the BBC channels.

Don't try and ruin my rant

[brum]

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