Problems with Friends Girlfriend

[Cara Van Man]

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Eddh said:

TonyHetherington said:

Blimey go easy on the guy people!

Ok his "I might do her thoughts" don't lend himself to the ways of a best mate, but half his posts are said in jest anyway I'm sure and it's just a fun thread. Bit cruel to be so hateful to him, I think.

Nail. Head. Hit.

At least you've learnt something from me

Hopefully I wont invest in a caravan when I'm older though

That's fair enough, I'd spend it on a stab vest if I were you.

[SidewaysSid]

Been there, done it and lost a good friend who wouldn't believe that it was HIS girlfriend who did all the running. If you don't care or value his friendship go for it but the outcome might not be as good as the fantasy. Also she might just be stringing you along and cry wolf when it gets to go. st hits the fan and you don't even get to collect £200.00...

[Eddh]

Cara Van Man said:

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Eddh said:

TonyHetherington said:

Blimey go easy on the guy people!

Ok his "I might do her thoughts" don't lend himself to the ways of a best mate, but half his posts are said in jest anyway I'm sure and it's just a fun thread. Bit cruel to be so hateful to him, I think.

Nail. Head. Hit.

At least you've learnt something from me

Hopefully I wont invest in a caravan when I'm older though

That's fair enough, I'd spend it on a stab vest if I were you.

Sorry, that was a fun poke not meant to cause any offence

[Cara Van Man]

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Eddh said:

TonyHetherington said:

Blimey go easy on the guy people!

Ok his "I might do her thoughts" don't lend himself to the ways of a best mate, but half his posts are said in jest anyway I'm sure and it's just a fun thread. Bit cruel to be so hateful to him, I think.

Nail. Head. Hit.

At least you've learnt something from me

Hopefully I wont invest in a caravan when I'm older though

That's fair enough, I'd spend it on a stab vest if I were you.

Sorry, that was a fun poke not meant to cause any offence

I know. Mine was also. You don't need to worry about me stabbing you, just your peer group.

[Eddh]

Cara Van Man said:

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Eddh said:

TonyHetherington said:

Blimey go easy on the guy people!

Ok his "I might do her thoughts" don't lend himself to the ways of a best mate, but half his posts are said in jest anyway I'm sure and it's just a fun thread. Bit cruel to be so hateful to him, I think.

Nail. Head. Hit.

At least you've learnt something from me

Hopefully I wont invest in a caravan when I'm older though

That's fair enough, I'd spend it on a stab vest if I were you.

Sorry, that was a fun poke not meant to cause any offence

I know. Mine was also. You don't need to worry about me stabbing you, just your peer group.

lets just hope it doesn't come to that.

Glad this didn't turn into a st throwing match.

[Xaero]

Just stick to F) and get an MX5 dammit.

Oh, and if you go for her, I wouldn't just assume Bob lost as a friend, but your whole peer group who you both hang around with.

If all else fails...






















smash the back doors in.















and then get a 335d













(mapped).

[Digger.]

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Eddh said:

TonyHetherington said:

Blimey go easy on the guy people!

Ok his "I might do her thoughts" don't lend himself to the ways of a best mate, but half his posts are said in jest anyway I'm sure and it's just a fun thread. Bit cruel to be so hateful to him, I think.

Nail. Head. Hit.

At least you've learnt something from me

Hopefully I wont invest in a caravan when I'm older though

That's fair enough, I'd spend it on a stab vest if I were you.

Sorry, that was a fun poke not meant to cause any offence

I know. Mine was also. You don't need to worry about me stabbing you, just your peer group.

lets just hope it doesn't come to that.

Glad this didn't turn into a st throwing match.

Depends how you play it. Anyway how ARE you going to play it, after 3 pages of PH mix of abuse and commonsense?

[welshys90]

hump her, take a video, show bob and tell him shes a cheating lying bh. that way you get to have it off with her and keep yer mate and if shes not the type to hold a grudge u may get more

[cornishgirl]

Swilly said:

cornishgirl said:

Swilly said:

cornishgirl said:

Swilly said:

Wait till they break up.....

Then drill her like you would for virgin oil reserves when its hitting $500 a barrel...

Grind her like you were a grinding wheel and had 500 tons of wheat to turn into flour...

Pound her so bad that she'll need to weld her legs back together and even then only be able to walk sideways...

Do her so hard doggie style that you leave her belly button poking outwards...

You are Swiss Toni and I claim my £5.

Correct, you win... do you want to collect you prize or shall i deliver it myself

And I bet your definition of 'foreplay' is the Australian one?

Before i answer that, i have to ask if you happen to be seeing any of my mates first !?

If I were I wouldn't admit it on here.

[Eddh]

Xaero said:

and then get a 335d

For the love of god! nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[lawrence567]

Depends how hot she is & how much of a good mate he is?
Post a photo of her and we'll all deliberate for you!

[ali_kat]

Eddh said:

One of my mates did this, we called him readybrek for quite some time after!

So what will they call you?

[ali_kat]

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Eddh said:

TonyHetherington said:

Blimey go easy on the guy people!

Ok his "I might do her thoughts" don't lend himself to the ways of a best mate, but half his posts are said in jest anyway I'm sure and it's just a fun thread. Bit cruel to be so hateful to him, I think.

Nail. Head. Hit.

At least you've learnt something from me

Hopefully I wont invest in a caravan when I'm older though

[Eddh]

ali_kat said:

Eddh said:

One of my mates did this, we called him readybrek for quite some time after!

So what will they call you?

Ahh you speak sense! I don't think I want to be called porridge oats for the next couple of years!

[Justayellowbadge]

Eddh said:

Cara Van Man said:

Eddh said:

TonyHetherington said:

Blimey go easy on the guy people!

Ok his "I might do her thoughts" don't lend himself to the ways of a best mate, but half his posts are said in jest anyway I'm sure and it's just a fun thread. Bit cruel to be so hateful to him, I think.

Nail. Head. Hit.

At least you've learnt something from me

Hopefully I wont invest in a caravan when I'm older though

I don't think even Nick would claim a wheeled shed as an 'investment'.

[TankRizzo]

Has anybody asked for pictures yet?




Are there pictures?










We need pictures to help you decide.

[Mike400]

It all boils down to the difference between wanting to do it and actually doing it.

I think if I was in the same position I would be blinded by the fact that she wants it bad, and forget who she is attached to.

BUT when it came down to it I would like to think I would have the strength to resist her.

People are being a wee bit hard on you - 99% of blokes in your situation would be SERIOUSLY tempted.

But what seperates the good from the bad is the ability to say "I want to nail the f*ck out of her but I shall step back"

Just get a few rude shots from her and have a good wank instead, then forget about it all.

[lawrence567]

Upload a photo of her?

[captainzep]

Good lord.

I've waded through this thread and I'm exhausted.

My shoulders are really tense.

Cornishgirl?...Ali?

They are really tense.

Oh and Eddh?

I enjoyed the category 2a titillation mildly but I don't really care much and have no experience of this sort of gubbins in order to forward any sage advice. Anyway, without pics this thread, as ever, is... etc.

[Hoppy2008]

Did you come on here looking for a slap on the back with a thread like this?
I havent bothered to read the whole thread, but think you are a complete for even considering it.... "mate" ??
Get real you fking cockroach.