Problems with Friends Girlfriend

Problems with Friends Girlfriend

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Mike400

1,026 posts

232 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Just had to add - I said wank in the above post and it wasn't blocked?

Eddh

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4,656 posts

193 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Hoppy2008 said:
Did you come on here looking for a slap on the back with a thread like this?
I havent bothered to read the whole thread, but think you are a complete for even considering it.... "mate" ??
Get real you fking cockroach.
Should have read the thread, shoo now. Back under your rock.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Hoppy2008 said:
My missus left me for my best mate.

Hoppy2008

2,496 posts

196 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Justayellowbadge said:
Hoppy2008 said:
My missus left me for my best mate.
rofl

Eddh

Original Poster:

4,656 posts

193 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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lawrence567 said:
Upload a photo of her?
As previously said I'm not uploading any photos. If I manage to get anything smutty off her then they will be uploaded for the genral public to see.

cornishgirl

1,692 posts

193 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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captainzep said:
Good lord.

I've waded through this thread and I'm exhausted.

My shoulders are really tense.

Cornishgirl?...Ali?

They are really tense.

Oh and Eddh?

I enjoyed the category 2a titillation mildly but I don't really care much and have no experience of this sort of gubbins in order to forward any sage advice. Anyway, without pics this thread, as ever, is... etc.
Don't know about Ali but I'm not tense.
Kids out for the day with friend's family.
Coffee and scone on the table.
And PH sexual advice helpdesk to keep me amused. wink

TankRizzo

7,295 posts

194 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Justayellowbadge said:
Hoppy2008 said:
My missus left me for my best mate.
roflrofl

Eddh

Original Poster:

4,656 posts

193 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Justayellowbadge said:
Hoppy2008 said:
My missus left me for my best mate.
rofl

Hoppy2008

2,496 posts

196 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Eddh said:
Hoppy2008 said:
Did you come on here looking for a slap on the back with a thread like this?
I havent bothered to read the whole thread, but think you are a complete for even considering it.... "mate" ??
Get real you fking cockroach.
Should have read the thread, shoo now. Back under your rock.
prob should have...

TankRizzo

7,295 posts

194 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Anyway Edd.

In a fantasy world, you would be bending one into your mate's missus and living out all your sordid little desires.

In reality, you obviously need to save all her texts and chat logs, and send them all to your mate.

He'll be majorly pissed-off for a while but then he'll be one of your best friends for a long time.



Edited by TankRizzo on Tuesday 2nd September 15:20

lawrence567

7,507 posts

191 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Eddh said:
lawrence567 said:
Upload a photo of her?
As previously said I'm not uploading any photos. If I manage to get anything smutty off her then they will be uploaded for the genral public to see.
Basically if i was in your position i'd serisouly consider it, but i wouldnt go through with it as i value my mates more than 1 drunken shag!
I'm only 22 so not much older than you.
If she's that much of a slut just wait until she gets busted chatting up some other bloke, your mate will finish with her, then smash her!
Easy!

8Ace

2,696 posts

199 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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This will not end well. Bear in mind that the OP has admitted to this sort of thing in the past, agreeing to stop only when the lady in question became engaged.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Stop thinking with your dick. You WILL regret it.

Swilly

9,699 posts

275 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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lawrence567 said:
Upload into her, download over her?
EFA biggrin

Hoppy2008

2,496 posts

196 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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just read the thread...

to the OP:
Now I'm sure you are a for even contemplating it.
Hope it blows up in your face.

to justayellowbadge:
just going home to check the GF isnt shagging me mate.

Galileo

3,145 posts

219 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Ok, proper advice coming up.

This sounds to me like a "mate clearing" exercise.
She comes on to you. You follow up, and then she shouts foul to her b/f.
He falls out with you, and then she starts the process of convincing him that his mates are bds and he can only trust her.
Before he knows it they're looking in jewellers windows at engagement rings and the like.

If you touch her you will loose a friend or two. If you don't you might get asked to be best man.



lawrence567

7,507 posts

191 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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To be honest OP the fact your seriosouly asking us for advise shows you clearly don't value a friendship, there thinking about it and doing it, yes you might be tempted but being tempted and going through with it is 2 different things.
If you went through with it and you were sposed to be my mates not only would i let the world know how much of a st mate you were & how much of a slut this girl was but i'd probably break your jaw too!
From the sounds of it your mate sounds like a farmer so fighting will be second nature to him - so will taking no st off of anyone - it's what farmers are like.
Also, if this girl is a farmers missus the chances are she's a moose, not seen a good looking famers other half in my life before!

Eddh

Original Poster:

4,656 posts

193 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Hoppy2008 said:
just read the thread...
to justayellowbadge:
just going home to check the Dog isnt shagging me mate.
EFA

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Hoppy2008 said:
just read the thread...

to the OP:
Now I'm sure you are a for even contemplating it.
Hope it blows up in your face.

to justayellowbadge:
just going home to check the GF isnt shagging me mate.
Thanks for the heads up.

I'll give her your best as I kiss her goodbye. wink

Hoppy2008

2,496 posts

196 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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Justayellowbadge said:
Hoppy2008 said:
just read the thread...

to the OP:
Now I'm sure you are a for even contemplating it.
Hope it blows up in your face.

to justayellowbadge:
just going home to check the GF isnt shagging me mate.
Thanks for the heads up.

I'll give her your best as I kiss her goodbye. wink
Now I know youre lying. Not a man brave enough to kiss her!
smile

Eddh

Original Poster:

4,656 posts

193 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2008
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8Ace said:
This will not end well. Bear in mind that the OP has admitted to this sort of thing in the past, agreeing to stop only when the lady in question became engaged.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Stop thinking with your dick. You WILL regret it.
Ah yes... Her boyfriend wasn't a mate though, in fact he was a gimp hehe
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