Problems with Friends Girlfriend
Discussion
jdw1234 said:
Eddh said:
Ok guys I have a little bit of a problem, it involves me and one of my friends girlfriends lets call him Bob and her Lisa. This is also a pretty long post so hang in there!
Just a little bit of background info I have know said friend for the past 7 or 8 years and he has been going out with his girlfriend for just under a year as far as I know, I only first met her about a month ago.
Now this is where the fun starts. The first evening I met her I was rather drunk and participating in what I thought as harmless flirting with her. Then as I got more drunk due to been me and having my crude sense of humour I was joking with my mate asking if I could have a go on his Mrs, this was in front of her and she found it rather amusing and did give me a few of ‘those’ looks (only when my mate wasn’t looking though which caught me as quite odd as I was openly doing it in front of him but she felt the need to hide it.
The week following this she managed to get hold of my email address and added me to MSN. She then proceeded to flirt with me of MSN, I knew my mate was there as well so was once again messing around and asking her if she wanted a three some with us both and general crap like that. She then said they were going to bed and signed off, I went back to what I was doing and then 5 minutes later she signs back in again and said something to the effect of ‘Bob has gone to bed now but I just wanted to come back on and tell you that although it looks to people like I’m messing around I’m actually not and would quite like to shag you just don’t let bob find out’.
Throughout the week then I had various text messages from her, just the usual crap ‘Hi! How are you? What you up to? xxx’ that sort of rubbish. ‘Hi sexi! I’m at work and really bored what you doing? xxx’. (yes sexy with an I :roll
Then this weekend I was out with my 2 best mates, a few others and Bob and Lisa, I had already told my 2 best mates about all what had been going on and we could work out if it was a wind up or if she was been serious so our plan of attack was to say to Bob ‘Haha Eddh showed us all that stuff that you were writing to him pretending to be your Mrs’ and see what his reaction was. It did backfire a bit as his reaction was ‘huh what stuff?’ My mate managed to shrug this off very well as nothing.
I was then deleting messages off my phone as it had got full and someone was texting me about car parts so I needed to remove some, as I was scrolling through I didn’t realise that my mate was looking over my shoulder and said ‘oh whos this Lisa bird then you seem to have a lot of messages off her!’ I made some lame excuse that it was some girl at work luckily there is a girl at work who has the same name and he went ‘ooooh Lisa yeah I think you told me about her wasn’t she after you ages ago?’.
All throughout the night his girlfriend was flirting outrageously with me whenever his back was turned or he went to the toilet or anything like that when he wasn’t looking she was touching my leg, grabbing at my arse stuff like that. But only kept it to when he wasn’t looking, I would see her check and then go for it when she was sure she wasn’t going to be caught. Was the night went on and we both for drunk (Bob was driving so he wasn’t drinking) it got more and more.
Towards the end of the night me and a few friends were sat round a table with her and Bob, my phone then goes off and I get the following text message ‘Fuk me ur hot! Want u so badly! X’. I chose to ignore this and then a minute later get a text message saying ‘The msn messenger messages are from me! Promise! Bob doesn’t know x’. I then replied with ‘Yeah sure I reckon your trying to wind me up x’ and get this back ‘No honestly! I promise! The msn convos haven’t been bulls
t! Your fking hot! X’. Bob then turns to her and goes oh who are you texting? To which she made up some crap excuse saying someone from work didn’t know the code for the alarms so had text her asking for it which seemed to satisfy him. This prompted some knowing looks from my 2 best mates who had guessed correctly what was going on.
I then had another conversation with her over Msn Messenger (Yes yes I know!) which pretty much involved her saying things like ‘you’re the best looking out of your mates’, ‘I want to fk you’ etc etc etc and asked if I wanted to meet up with her some time during this week, which I managed to fob off by saying I was busy all week. This time I know for a fact that my mate wasn’t there because he was working (rung him up to ask what he was doing to see if he was and could hear that he was on a tractor and lugging bales).
Now I need the advise of the PH masses, Do i:
a) Shag my mates Mrs and hope he doesn’t find out (she is pretty damn nice!)
b) Tell my mate in a joking way like haha that was funny what you were both saying last night and if he goes ‘huh?’ tell him.
c) Print off the conversations and armed with them and the text messages go to my mate and show him that his girlfriend is a cheating bh.
d) Ignore it all and hope it goes away.
e) Knock her back doors in.
f) Buy a MX5.
Would it be correct to assume you have a pay as you go mobile phone?Just a little bit of background info I have know said friend for the past 7 or 8 years and he has been going out with his girlfriend for just under a year as far as I know, I only first met her about a month ago.
Now this is where the fun starts. The first evening I met her I was rather drunk and participating in what I thought as harmless flirting with her. Then as I got more drunk due to been me and having my crude sense of humour I was joking with my mate asking if I could have a go on his Mrs, this was in front of her and she found it rather amusing and did give me a few of ‘those’ looks (only when my mate wasn’t looking though which caught me as quite odd as I was openly doing it in front of him but she felt the need to hide it.
The week following this she managed to get hold of my email address and added me to MSN. She then proceeded to flirt with me of MSN, I knew my mate was there as well so was once again messing around and asking her if she wanted a three some with us both and general crap like that. She then said they were going to bed and signed off, I went back to what I was doing and then 5 minutes later she signs back in again and said something to the effect of ‘Bob has gone to bed now but I just wanted to come back on and tell you that although it looks to people like I’m messing around I’m actually not and would quite like to shag you just don’t let bob find out’.
Throughout the week then I had various text messages from her, just the usual crap ‘Hi! How are you? What you up to? xxx’ that sort of rubbish. ‘Hi sexi! I’m at work and really bored what you doing? xxx’. (yes sexy with an I :roll
Then this weekend I was out with my 2 best mates, a few others and Bob and Lisa, I had already told my 2 best mates about all what had been going on and we could work out if it was a wind up or if she was been serious so our plan of attack was to say to Bob ‘Haha Eddh showed us all that stuff that you were writing to him pretending to be your Mrs’ and see what his reaction was. It did backfire a bit as his reaction was ‘huh what stuff?’ My mate managed to shrug this off very well as nothing.
I was then deleting messages off my phone as it had got full and someone was texting me about car parts so I needed to remove some, as I was scrolling through I didn’t realise that my mate was looking over my shoulder and said ‘oh whos this Lisa bird then you seem to have a lot of messages off her!’ I made some lame excuse that it was some girl at work luckily there is a girl at work who has the same name and he went ‘ooooh Lisa yeah I think you told me about her wasn’t she after you ages ago?’.
All throughout the night his girlfriend was flirting outrageously with me whenever his back was turned or he went to the toilet or anything like that when he wasn’t looking she was touching my leg, grabbing at my arse stuff like that. But only kept it to when he wasn’t looking, I would see her check and then go for it when she was sure she wasn’t going to be caught. Was the night went on and we both for drunk (Bob was driving so he wasn’t drinking) it got more and more.
Towards the end of the night me and a few friends were sat round a table with her and Bob, my phone then goes off and I get the following text message ‘Fuk me ur hot! Want u so badly! X’. I chose to ignore this and then a minute later get a text message saying ‘The msn messenger messages are from me! Promise! Bob doesn’t know x’. I then replied with ‘Yeah sure I reckon your trying to wind me up x’ and get this back ‘No honestly! I promise! The msn convos haven’t been bulls
t! Your fking hot! X’. Bob then turns to her and goes oh who are you texting? To which she made up some crap excuse saying someone from work didn’t know the code for the alarms so had text her asking for it which seemed to satisfy him. This prompted some knowing looks from my 2 best mates who had guessed correctly what was going on.I then had another conversation with her over Msn Messenger (Yes yes I know!) which pretty much involved her saying things like ‘you’re the best looking out of your mates’, ‘I want to f
k you’ etc etc etc and asked if I wanted to meet up with her some time during this week, which I managed to fob off by saying I was busy all week. This time I know for a fact that my mate wasn’t there because he was working (rung him up to ask what he was doing to see if he was and could hear that he was on a tractor and lugging bales).Now I need the advise of the PH masses, Do i:
a) Shag my mates Mrs and hope he doesn’t find out (she is pretty damn nice!)
b) Tell my mate in a joking way like haha that was funny what you were both saying last night and if he goes ‘huh?’ tell him.
c) Print off the conversations and armed with them and the text messages go to my mate and show him that his girlfriend is a cheating b
h.d) Ignore it all and hope it goes away.
e) Knock her back doors in.
f) Buy a MX5.
Eddh said:
All2Chewy said:
Do it!! And do it in as many sick and perverted ways you can think of, get it all on camera, then invite your mate around for lads night, the more of you the better and get it up on the TV screen in HD glory!!
Your mate will wanna kill you, but all your other mates won't let him as they will see you as a bit of a legend, once they have stopped laughing.
Ok you loose a mate, but i bet you never have to buy your own drink again!
lol...
Your mate will wanna kill you, but all your other mates won't let him as they will see you as a bit of a legend, once they have stopped laughing.
Ok you loose a mate, but i bet you never have to buy your own drink again!
lol...
one of my mates does have a HD projecter that I'm sure he would lend me...Stuff it if you can't beat 'em join 'em.
You know given half a snippet of a chance you'll nail her in a heartbeat, so in the words of Nike, 'Just Do It'. Then make sure you grow a pair rather quickly for when your pal finds out!
Either way, all the best!
ali_kat said:
Eddh said:
DIE THREAD DIEThis is worse than Jesus...
Ooops
I have realised that this might hang around for a while now!
On a side note I just remembered that me and my mate devised a 'scoring scheme' for such activities a few years back, I will see if I can dig it out.
Marky Mark88 said:
Eddh said:
All2Chewy said:
Do it!! And do it in as many sick and perverted ways you can think of, get it all on camera, then invite your mate around for lads night, the more of you the better and get it up on the TV screen in HD glory!!
Your mate will wanna kill you, but all your other mates won't let him as they will see you as a bit of a legend, once they have stopped laughing.
Ok you loose a mate, but i bet you never have to buy your own drink again!
lol...
Your mate will wanna kill you, but all your other mates won't let him as they will see you as a bit of a legend, once they have stopped laughing.
Ok you loose a mate, but i bet you never have to buy your own drink again!
lol...
one of my mates does have a HD projecter that I'm sure he would lend me...Stuff it if you can't beat 'em join 'em.
You know given half a snippet of a chance you'll nail her in a heartbeat, so in the words of Nike, 'Just Do It'. Then make sure you grow a pair rather quickly for when your pal finds out!
Either way, all the best!
Eddh said:
ali_kat said:
Eddh said:
DIE THREAD DIEThis is worse than Jesus...
Ooops
I have realised that this might hang around for a while now!
On a side note I just remembered that me and my mate devised a 'scoring scheme' for such activities a few years back, I will see if I can dig it out.
Can't wait.
While your at it, why don't you dig out last weeks school reports for some more amusement.
Cara Van Man said:
Eddh said:
ali_kat said:
Eddh said:
DIE THREAD DIEThis is worse than Jesus...
Ooops
I have realised that this might hang around for a while now!
On a side note I just remembered that me and my mate devised a 'scoring scheme' for such activities a few years back, I will see if I can dig it out.
Can't wait.
While your at it, why don't you dig out last weeks school reports from mummy's desk for some more amusement.
flasher said:
mel said:
Bury head in sand, ignore everything, pretend it's not happening, play dumb, act stupid, and pray it goes away. Whatever happens don't tell him, spite her, or smash her back door in otherwise it'll all end in tears.
Quoted for posterity. 
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