Greatest quotes of all time

[Negative Creep]

TubbyRutter said:

The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate

Ah yes, comets - the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing from one to another we may just get some sort of gravity boost. Or something.

[eowen]

I've had a wonderful evening.... and this wasn't it.

[Mk3Escy]

Try and fail, but don't fail to try.

[Ozzie Osmond]

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"

Franklin D Roosevelt

[SeeFive]

"Ah'm so fast, ah switch off the bedroom light and ah'm in bed before it's dark"

And he was. Guess who?

[drivin_me_nuts]

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Ghandi

[Bree]

When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow

[Russ35]

Some of our government ministers should remember.

'It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.' - Mark Twain

[Russ35]

Russ35 said:

Some of our government ministers should remember.

'It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.' - Mark Twain

Also

'For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.'

[smiller]

Well.

Apparently, just last week he was wrestling alligators. Tussled with a whale. Handcuffed lightning, and threw thunder in jail. He murdered a stone, hospitalised a brick, and was so mean he made medicine sick.

[Nolar Dog]

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
Anais Nin


Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde

[xrv]

On a scale of 1 to 10, it's bicycle clip time.

[slideways]

"I've only ever had one gay experience................ It lasted 15 years."



some random gay fella down t pub

[mybrainhurts]

What oigel fartibo nerg mmmmm int old whippet uuuur mmmm goooooh...

John Prescott

[130R]

Pressure makes diamonds
- General George S. Patton

[cerbfan]

"All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. "

Robert Zimmerman

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog"

General Dwight D Eisenhower

"Socialists cry “Power to the people”, and raise the clenched fist as they say it. We all know what they really mean—power over people, power to the State."

Margaret Thatcher

[f13ldy]

slideways said:

"I've only ever had one gay experience................ It lasted 15 years."



some random gay fella down t pub

You're not a man until you've had a man.

- A homosexual colleague.

[12joe340]

mat205125 said:

TubbyRutter said:

The rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate

Ace

"Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet"

[sstein]

thepeoplespal said:

"Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security" Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Apt then and apt now.

I also like,

"Law-abiding citizens value privacy. Terrorists require invisibility. The two are not the same, and they should not be confused. "

""If one would give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest man, I would find something in them to have him hanged." - Cardinal Richelieu

[Slagathore]

SeeFive said:

"Ah'm so fast, ah switch off the bedroom light and ah'm in bed before it's dark"

And he was. Guess who?

Ali!


I quite like "fear none, but respect all"...or something along those lines.