If you could assassinate 1 person with no recrimination.....

If you could assassinate 1 person with no recrimination.....

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g3rrd

682 posts

189 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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No apologies for reloading...

Garth Crooks

captainzep

13,305 posts

193 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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I still have a lingering dislike for Ainsley Harriot.

I might still line up the crosshairs on him.

Although watching his career slide as he realises that he can't delight the cooking fraternity with gastronomical terms like 'Percy Pepper' is amusing for the time being.

Mr POD

5,153 posts

193 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Bing o said:
Gordon Brown
schmalex said:
Robert Mugabe
It's a fine line between EVIL and incompetant, but I still have Thatcher at the top of a VERY long list.

Mission Drift

38 posts

186 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Scott Mills.

I would think if anyone deserved an ending its him.
Your not funny your a ccensoredt Mills.

Targarama

14,636 posts

284 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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The Iran leader - thingumy Dinnerjacket. Maybe not the most evil person out there, but most likely to cause a whole lot of stress and pain for the most people in the coming decade.

shirt

22,646 posts

202 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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ahmedinnerjacket's a puppet, there is a production line of them in iran, easily replaced.

i'd take out obama. nothing against him, just if someone's going to be famous for doing it, it might as well be me.

having trouble thinking of someone i hate that much.

LeighW

4,419 posts

189 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Jamie Oliver. Fat tongued tt.

carter711

1,849 posts

199 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Mission Drift said:
Scott Mills.

I would think if anyone deserved an ending its him.
Your not funny your a ccensoredt Mills.
Scott Mills is CRAP.

Muzzer

3,814 posts

222 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Bruce Forsyth

RELOAD

Cilla Black

RELOAD

Jeremy Vine


stew-S160

8,006 posts

239 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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i'm going to take this thread topic my own way-
i have ONE bullet to kill whomever i like. so, i have-

Gonadon brown
A. Darling
Mugabe
Ken livingstonett
G.W.Bush
Gok Wan

and weapon of choice, 50caliber rifle. should have no trouble if they are all lined up in a row.

Edited by stew-S160 on Tuesday 25th November 11:23

elster

17,517 posts

211 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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ZR1cliff said:
The female commentator on Match of The Day, how the f**k can they let that silly bint loose on a mic is beyond me. Kill her, and kill her now ranting
Jacqui Oatley. She is indeed annoying. Not the only female though, their is another.

Mr POD

5,153 posts

193 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Mr POD said:
Bing o said:
Gordon Brown
schmalex said:
Robert Mugabe
It's a fine line between EVIL and incompetant, but I still have Thatcher at the top of a VERY long list.
I asked my work mates.

mugabe and graham norman are closely followed by brown, blair, both Bush's and thatcher.

I also have a short list of previous Bosses.

hman

7,487 posts

195 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Jamie ttting Oliver.

carmonk

7,910 posts

188 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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I would kill that abhorant baldy screaming retard who advertises Safestyle Windows

YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!!! I SAY, YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET -

BLAM! MOTHERfkER BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!

ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

250 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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elster said:
ZR1cliff said:
The female commentator on Match of The Day, how the f**k can they let that silly bint loose on a mic is beyond me. Kill her, and kill her now ranting
Jacqui Oatley. She is indeed annoying. Not the only female though, their is another.
I thought an excited school boy had broken ito the commentary box, Gawd it sounded annoying.
Saw your other comment in the sports section and to be honest haven't heard her as of yet so will hold judgement before I shoot that one wink

Nervus

162 posts

202 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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ihatesissycars said:
Jade Goody, check.

Magnum 44, the most powerful handgun in the world and could take your hea. . . etc, check.

Happy days.
yes

NobleLord

1,065 posts

249 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Line em up side by side and, with the right weapon and round.... Ant and fking Dec.

Twats the pair of them mad

NL

Davey S2

13,097 posts

255 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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Chris Moyles.

oobster

7,105 posts

212 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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NobleLord said:
Line em up side by side and, with the right weapon and round.... Ant and fking Dec.

Twats the pair of them mad

NL
I have to agree with pretty much everyone else on this thread, but I quite like Ant & Dec. They are fairly amusing.

Mr POD

5,153 posts

193 months

Tuesday 25th November 2008
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carmonk said:
I would kill that abhorant baldy screaming retard who advertises Safestyle Windows

YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!!! I SAY, YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET -

BLAM! MOTHERfkER BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!
Indeed. I say Buy one half price and you are still making a profit, so knock another 50% off and you have my business, except wait. I need no new windows so BLAM! MOTHERfkER BLAM!BLAM!BLAM!