If you could assassinate 1 person with no recrimination.....

[Red Firecracker]

g3rrd said:

Gerry Adams

Oh yes, preferably if McGuinness was standing behind him. You know, just incase there's enough velocity.

[Jonny_]

Tony Juniper.

(He's the lame-brained, deluded, wannabe-communist cocktard from Greenpeace whom the BBC apparently regardas an authority on all matters related to energy or the environment, and hence publish his lunatic ramblings rather than go to the effort of finding someone who has even the remotest grasp of the subject in question. Twunt of the highest calibre.)

Method of assassination: Run over repeatedly by ethnic peace bicycles woven from organically-grown Fairtrade flax until an advanced state of tenderisation is achieved, then slow-cooked in gearbox oil and force-fed to fellow Greenites.

[groomi]

PhantomHumper said:

Pete motherfking docherty

Wasted opportunity. He'll do himself soon enough...

[trampagne]

Stigmundfreud said:

Limey 666 said:

Probably the tts that tortured that poor little kid baby p.

Social services? Council Leader? All of us? We all failed baby P, the Sun said so.

The one and only time I will agree with SF, I promise, good old saaan.

[oobster]

Terry Wogan, even if there were recriminations.

[Titan Simba]

Robert Mugabe. In a heartbeat.

[Lord Pikey]

Am i alowed to dose Mr Brown in anthrax, thats my kill. If any of the other labour ministers die from contact thats purely a bonus?

Can i do it or is it against the rules?

Lord Pikey

Edited by Lord Pikey on Monday 24th November 21:22

[PhantomHumper]

groomi said:

PhantomHumper said:

Pete motherfking docherty

Wasted opportunity. He'll do himself soon enough...

Think I would enjoy it more.

[Cookie172]

Al Gore

[Mr Trophy]

Negative Creep said:

Alan Carr

+1

[Mikeyboy]

Vlad "the Dad" Putin. Then maybe the Russians would stop being quite as corrupt, belligerent and we wouldn't have to put up with their dubious taste and bad manners.

["Torquemada"]

Lenny Henry.

[trampagne]

Mikeyboy said:

Vlad "the Dad" Putin. Then maybe the Russians would stop being quite as corrupt, belligerent and we wouldn't have to put up with their dubious taste and bad manners.

Absolutely, completely 100% agreed (or as the 15 year old arse h0les say: +1)

[groomi]

PhantomHumper said:

groomi said:

PhantomHumper said:

Pete motherfking docherty

Wasted opportunity. He'll do himself soon enough...

Think I would enjoy it more.

Depends whether he's on a high or a low at the time I would guess...

[TimJMS]

Arthur Hutchinson.

[buggalugs]

Rupert Murdoch (about 20 years too late though)

[K-Cee]

.....bloody hell!! this is scary, did,nt know there were so many mass murderers on here ?

[TheEnd]

K-Cee said:

.....bloody hell!! this is scary, did,nt know there were so many mass murderers on here ?

Mass murder is usually more than one person

[poj]

any health and safety man thats gives me any st this week

[TommyTT]

Hugo Duncan, he has a show on BBC Radio Ulster and is the most annoying little bks in the world.