Anyone having a worse new year than me.
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Hmmm, plan was to go out, have a few drinks. Come home, have something more to drink, stay up until midnight and all that.
Me and my girl have been together for 14 years this very night.
Well, apparently, we've had a row. God knows what about, but she's been in bed since ten, leaving me to drink alone.
She's sleeping in the spare room, and in the morning will awake to see a largish banner spanning the wall in front of her, saying "THANK YOU FOR
RUINING LAST NIGHT". I could go and take it down while she's still asleep, but at the moment I'm convinced it's a good idea.
Me and my girl have been together for 14 years this very night.
Well, apparently, we've had a row. God knows what about, but she's been in bed since ten, leaving me to drink alone.
She's sleeping in the spare room, and in the morning will awake to see a largish banner spanning the wall in front of her, saying "THANK YOU FOR
RUINING LAST NIGHT". I could go and take it down while she's still asleep, but at the moment I'm convinced it's a good idea.
Baby Huey said:
Hmmm, plan was to go out, have a few drinks. Come home, have something more to drink, stay up until midnight and all that.
Me and my girl have been together for 14 years this very night.
Well, apparently, we've had a row. God knows what about, but she's been in bed since ten, leaving me to drink alone.
She's sleeping in the spare room, and in the morning will awake to see a largish banner spanning the wall in front of her, saying "THANK YOU FOR
RUINING LAST NIGHT". I could go and take it down while she's still asleep, but at the moment I'm convinced it's a good idea.
I guarantee that if you leave that banner up then your year will get a whole lot worse... Me and my girl have been together for 14 years this very night.
Well, apparently, we've had a row. God knows what about, but she's been in bed since ten, leaving me to drink alone.
She's sleeping in the spare room, and in the morning will awake to see a largish banner spanning the wall in front of her, saying "THANK YOU FOR
RUINING LAST NIGHT". I could go and take it down while she's still asleep, but at the moment I'm convinced it's a good idea.
Tycho said:
Baby Huey said:
Hmmm, plan was to go out, have a few drinks. Come home, have something more to drink, stay up until midnight and all that.
Me and my girl have been together for 14 years this very night.
Well, apparently, we've had a row. God knows what about, but she's been in bed since ten, leaving me to drink alone.
She's sleeping in the spare room, and in the morning will awake to see a largish banner spanning the wall in front of her, saying "THANK YOU FOR
RUINING LAST NIGHT". I could go and take it down while she's still asleep, but at the moment I'm convinced it's a good idea.
I guarantee that if you leave that banner up then your year will get a whole lot worse... Me and my girl have been together for 14 years this very night.
Well, apparently, we've had a row. God knows what about, but she's been in bed since ten, leaving me to drink alone.
She's sleeping in the spare room, and in the morning will awake to see a largish banner spanning the wall in front of her, saying "THANK YOU FOR
RUINING LAST NIGHT". I could go and take it down while she's still asleep, but at the moment I'm convinced it's a good idea.
I suggest you take the banner down, especially if you want your 'nads to remain attached to your body.
If it seems like a good idea now ,it will seem like the worst idea you have ever had in the morning when she sees it !
h" at the end!Baby Huey said:
Steamer said:
She'll probably only find it in the bin anyway.
You are not wrong.Try Penny's advice, try for the 'late-night make up hug'... BUT... leave the banner up!
If the hug works... you might get lucky AND prove your point in the morning when she wanders down stairs!
You might just get your cake, and eat it!
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