Anyone having a worse new year than me.

[Baby Huey]

Norbury90 said:

Are you sure that this isn't just an excuse for the first 'relationship issue' thread of 09?

I remain unconvinced.

I'm in a genuine quandary.

[Penny-lope]

Steamer said:

Baby Huey said:

Steamer said:

She'll probably only find it in the bin anyway.

You are not wrong.

Actually I've had a slight second thought on this...

Try Penny's advice, try for the 'late-night make up hug'... BUT... leave the banner up!

If the hug works... you might get lucky AND prove your point in the morning when she wanders down stairs!

You might just get your cake, and eat it!

I like your thinking

[Funk]

Could we be heading for a 'Thread of the Year' already..?

[ShadownINja]

No, no, no. Put a claymore by the door to the spare bedroom. You will thank me later.

[Ordinary Bloke]

What was the row about? Go on go on go on, in a Father Ted way...

[Kinky]

So, you are of course going to take some pics and post them up here

And if it all goes belly up tomorrow, then at least you can say that she's all over the web now

[Norbury90]

Baby Huey said:

Norbury90 said:

Are you sure that this isn't just an excuse for the first 'relationship issue' thread of 09?

I remain unconvinced.

I'm in a genuine quandary.

Take it down then. If you are sitting and fretting over it, you obviously don't believe the banner is the correct thing to do. Be a man of action!

[Norbury90]

ShadownINja said:

No, no, no. Put a claymore by the door to the spare bedroom. You will thank me later.

Some camouflage facepaint for sir? Perhaps a Ghillie suit? Hmm?

[Baby Huey]

Ordinary Bloke said:

What was the row about? Go on go on go on, in a Father Ted way...

I honestly have no idea.

"My opinion is x"
"My opinion is y"
"We don't agree, I'm going to bed."

[Norbury90]

Baby Huey said:

Ordinary Bloke said:

What was the row about? Go on go on go on, in a Father Ted way...

I honestly have no idea.

"My opinion is x"
"My opinion is y"
"We don't agree, I'm going to bed."

Were you disagreeing over the banner?

[Baby Huey]

Norbury90 said:

Baby Huey said:

Ordinary Bloke said:

What was the row about? Go on go on go on, in a Father Ted way...

I honestly have no idea.

"My opinion is x"
"My opinion is y"
"We don't agree, I'm going to bed."

Were you disagreeing over the banner?

No, that hasn't come up yet.

[ShadownINja]

Norbury90 said:

ShadownINja said:

No, no, no. Put a claymore by the door to the spare bedroom. You will thank me later.

Some camouflage facepaint for sir? Perhaps a Ghillie suit? Hmm?

The look on her face will be priceless as she thinks, "What's that pressure against my knee?"

[Steamer]

Norbury90 said:

Baby Huey said:

Ordinary Bloke said:

What was the row about? Go on go on go on, in a Father Ted way...

I honestly have no idea.

"My opinion is x"
"My opinion is y"
"We don't agree, I'm going to bed."

Were you disagreeing over the banner?

Did the original banner say "Will You Marry Me?"

In which case you might as well leave the new banner where it is.

[Simpo Two]

As Alan Davies once said, once there's a row in the room there's nothing you can do about it. She needs a row/sulk/tantrum (delete as applicable) and she's going to have one, and you happen to be nearest victim/culprit.

Do nothing, especially if you're drunk or cross, and hopefully in the morning she will realise she's been silly and will say sorry. That's the plan anyway.

[pgilc1]

Baby Huey said:

Norbury90 said:

Baby Huey said:

Ordinary Bloke said:

What was the row about? Go on go on go on, in a Father Ted way...

I honestly have no idea.

"My opinion is x"
"My opinion is y"
"We don't agree, I'm going to bed."

Were you disagreeing over the banner?

No, that hasn't come up yet.

Hmm. more to it than that. either you're not telling us, or shes not telling you. I'd go for the 'i dont want to start the new year with you in the spare room' and give her a hug. Either you'll get a shag out of it, OR you'll know you've got real problems.

[pgilc1]

Simpo Two said:

As Alan Davies once said, once there's a row in the room there's nothing you can do about it. She needs a row/sulk/tantrum (delete as applicable) and she's going to have one, and you happen to be nearest victim/culprit.

Do nothing, especially if you're drunk or cross, and hopefully in the morning she will realise she's been silly and will say sorry. That's the plan anyway.

Alternatively the O/P could be in the wrong??

[Mr Will]

I'd just like to point out that she has probably seen the banner already, in which case you are in even more trouble whether you leave it up or not!

p.s. Happy New Year

[ShadownINja]

I want to go to bed but this thread is keeping me up.

[Ordinary Bloke]

Baby Huey said:

Ordinary Bloke said:

What was the row about? Go on go on go on, in a Father Ted way...

I honestly have no idea.

"My opinion is x"
"My opinion is y"
"We don't agree, I'm going to bed."

What was 'x', or in what context is your opinion 'x'?

Is it rude?

Does it involve any of the following?

Jools Holland
New Year's Resolutions
Cars
Crunchy Credit
Pyjamas
Mother-in-Law's
Football
Sex
Xmas Presents
Gordon Brown
Banners

?

[just me]

Worst "I've got a woman waiting in bed and I can't get it up" thread ever.