Anyone having a worse new year than me.

[Ordinary Bloke]

just me said:

Worst "I've got a woman waiting in bed and I can't get it up" thread ever.

So mathematically:

x = I'll be ready in a minute
y = No chance

Quod erat demonstratum, as they used to say in Latin times...

[Norbury90]

Mr Will said:

p.s. Happy New Year

Back to work, you! You have had your hour off!

[Ordinary Bloke]

Norbury90 said:

Mr Will said:

p.s. Happy New Year

Back to work, you! You have had your hour off!

I think you're on the wrong thread...

[Mr Will]

Norbury90 said:

Mr Will said:

p.s. Happy New Year

Back to work, you! You have had your hour off!

Not on duty tonight, so just here for pleasure, not business!

(that and Mrs Will has put a girly movie on now that the NYE tv is over! )

[Norbury90]

Ordinary Bloke said:

Norbury90 said:

Mr Will said:

p.s. Happy New Year

Back to work, you! You have had your hour off!

I think you're on the wrong thread...

Oh yes, sorry!

Now, which way to my 'Should I give my team of slaves the evening off' thread.

[Kinky]

Norbury90 said:

Ordinary Bloke said:

Norbury90 said:

Mr Will said:

p.s. Happy New Year

Back to work, you! You have had your hour off!

I think you're on the wrong thread...

Oh yes, sorry!

Now, which way to my 'Should I give my team of slaves the evening off' thread.

The answer to that is NEVER

[BeerForBreakfast]

Just interested.

How did you make the banner?

With paint? Biro? Crayons?

Is it on paper? Or canvas?

[Kinky]

[bodhi]

Penny-lope said:

Baby Huey said:

Penny-lope said:

Daft arse...stop being such a kid, and go give her a hug....you might get a nice surprise

She is either asleep or pretending to be asleep.

Never stops me

I'm guessing you're frae a quite large city, somewhere in the vicinity of a river called the Tay.

DISCLAIMER this is speaking as a monifieth boy...

[robinhood21]

Baby Huey said:

Hmmm, plan was to go out, have a few drinks. Come home, have something more to drink, stay up until midnight and all that.

Me and my girl have been together for 14 years this very night.

Well, apparently, we've had a row. God knows what about, but she's been in bed since ten, leaving me to drink alone.

She's sleeping in the spare room, and in the morning will awake to see a largish banner spanning the wall in front of her, saying "THANK YOU FOR
RUINING LAST NIGHT". I could go and take it down while she's still asleep, but at the moment I'm convinced it's a good idea.

Take it down and serenade her.

Air guitar is opptional.

[ShadownINja]

Kinky said:

Ok!



HTH.

[Norbury90]

ShadownINja said:

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY

Hmm, would make a good banner that one...

Edited by Norbury90 on Thursday 1st January 01:42

[Chuffer]

Not read this thread, I know it's only 3 pages but the subject is a no brainer. Pissing off a sleeping GF at NY. Not a good idea.

Is the banner still up? . Take it down FFS. You're only going to get yourself into trouble. Just settle and calm down.

Argument or no argument don't stir the st unless you really want to never see her again.

[Tycho]

BeerForBreakfast said:

Just interested.

How did you make the banner?

With paint? Biro? Crayons?

Is it on paper? Or canvas?

Probably with his own st on her best curtains just to make a point....

[BeerForBreakfast]

Tycho said:

BeerForBreakfast said:

Just interested.

How did you make the banner?

With paint? Biro? Crayons?

Is it on paper? Or canvas?

Probably with his own st on her best curtains just to make a point....

[M400 NBL]

I'm going to sleep soon.

Can everyone please stop posting so that we can catch up quickly in the morning

[Kinky]

M400 NBL said:

I'm going to sleep soon.

Can everyone please stop posting so that we can catch up quickly in the morning

Want me to lock it until morning, so you don't miss anything

[M400 NBL]

Kinky said:

M400 NBL said:

I'm going to sleep soon.

Can everyone please stop posting so that we can catch up quickly in the morning

Want me to lock it until morning, so you don't miss anything

Yes please

[Kinky]

M400 NBL said:

Kinky said:

M400 NBL said:

I'm going to sleep soon.

Can everyone please stop posting so that we can catch up quickly in the morning

Want me to lock it until morning, so you don't miss anything

Yes please

Thread closed until later this morning, when Mr. M400 gets up

[Kinky]

Kinky said:

Thread closed until later this morning, when Mr. M400 gets up

Is he up yet?