Alan Partridge

Poll: Alan Partridge

Total Members Polled: 353

Knowing Me, Knowing You: 18%
I'm Alan Partridge: 82%
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NiceCupOfTea

25,280 posts

250 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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"Partridge, you wker!"

miniman

24,827 posts

261 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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"Ooooooooh you're gonna have a good time"

"Come on mate I've lost a pint of blood here"

anonymous-user

53 months

Saturday 31st January 2009
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9OBBmCOUayg

The bar scene was a favourite of mine!

DirtyHarry88

930 posts

187 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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This truly is the worth of boast worlds.

One of the best TV shows ever, so quotable.

Special shout to Michael's Apache. biggrin

CO2000

3,177 posts

208 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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I've just been into B&Q for a bag of tungsten-tipped screws. Never gonna use em. Never gonna use em.


I'd been hitting 9, Lynn! I felt like a ruddy idiot!




Right I've had enough of this thread, I'm away out to the petrol station to buy 11 bottles of window screen washer fluid! smile

dpbird90

5,535 posts

189 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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Michael's Apache thing was ace, but my favourite Partridge moments were the Abba Medley, and when he acted out the beginning of The Spy Who Loved Me.

"Nobody does it better, makes me feel sad for the rest. Ooh bit of nipple!"

NiceCupOfTea

25,280 posts

250 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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dpbird90 said:
"Nobody does it better, makes me feel sad for the rest. Ooh bit of nipple!"
"What was that? Too late!"

ypauly

15,137 posts

199 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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mybrainhurts said:
Back of the net

ypauly

15,137 posts

199 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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TomE

1,252 posts

189 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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By the way if you're wondering where my normal furniture is, its in Nimes. Why? I don't know ask the French Haulier.....

castrolcraig

18,073 posts

205 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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who invented the skip....

NiceCupOfTea

25,280 posts

250 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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Ha ha ha

Ha ha

Ha ha ha

I wonder who got the powerpack?

Ha ha ha

Ha ha

News.

The Excession

11,669 posts

249 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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Has anyone got a spare battery for an Ericsson?


Sciroccology

29,908 posts

229 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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CO2000 said:
Right I've had enough of this thread, I'm away out to the petrol station to buy 11 bottles of window screen washer fluid! smile
"Does it have a mini-mart?"

"Mini-mart?"

"Scaled-down supermaket, fits inside a petrol station. Sells pies, anti-freeze..."

"Yep, it's got one of them."

"In that case, you've got yourself a deal - I'll take the house!"

The Excession

11,669 posts

249 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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What's that? (Pointing at the sink)
It's a rinser...
Yeah... get rid of it.


Sciroccology said:
"In that case, you've got yourself a deal - I'll take the house!"
Ok would you like to make an offer?

Sure, what's it on at
250,000
Ok, 249,000?
rofl

BigBen

11,610 posts

229 months

Sunday 1st February 2009
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Neil_H said:
"You once caned me for having a chalk penis on the back of my blazer"

"Well, that was a long time ago Alan"

"That's what Nazi war crminals say"
"Two questions, how and why"

dpbird90

5,535 posts

189 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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"Lynne, I am not driving a Mini Metro!"
"But Alan.."
"I am not driving a mini Metro! I'll just talk over you. Go on try and talk"
"I.."
"I am not driving a mini metro, I am not driving a mini metro, I am not driving a mini metro!"

"But Alan, it's called a Rover Metro"

"They've just rebadged it you fool!"

pits

6,423 posts

189 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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"Alan, its your ooown helicopter landin'pad like"

"JESUS CHRIST LYNNE,how long did you put it in for"
"8 minutes Alan"
"Its hotter than the sun"

"Hello reception...can you make porn come on my telly please"

"if you angle the mirror rightly, you can watch tv from your bathroom"

"Uh Alan....You've popped out"

"Excuse me, but it seems that young chap over there is wearing jeans in the club"

Alan walking down the dual carriageway for a pork pie

"Lexi, plural for Lexus"

I know its been said but "Sunday...Bloody,sunday!"

"Excalibur house"

"do you know what I like about her Lynne"
"no Alan"
"really small, feet..I dont like big feet, reminds me of gammon"


of the top of my head so probably wrong

miniman

24,827 posts

261 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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pits said:
"Excalibur cottage"
EFA

Fex2005

282 posts

202 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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"Butter my arse"