Alan Partridge
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mybrainhurts said:
Back of the netCO2000 said:
Right I've had enough of this thread, I'm away out to the petrol station to buy 11 bottles of window screen washer fluid!
"Does it have a mini-mart?""Mini-mart?"
"Scaled-down supermaket, fits inside a petrol station. Sells pies, anti-freeze..."
"Yep, it's got one of them."
"In that case, you've got yourself a deal - I'll take the house!"
"Lynne, I am not driving a Mini Metro!"
"But Alan.."
"I am not driving a mini Metro! I'll just talk over you. Go on try and talk"
"I.."
"I am not driving a mini metro, I am not driving a mini metro, I am not driving a mini metro!"
"But Alan, it's called a Rover Metro"
"They've just rebadged it you fool!"
"But Alan.."
"I am not driving a mini Metro! I'll just talk over you. Go on try and talk"
"I.."
"I am not driving a mini metro, I am not driving a mini metro, I am not driving a mini metro!"
"But Alan, it's called a Rover Metro"
"They've just rebadged it you fool!"
"Alan, its your ooown helicopter landin'pad like"
"JESUS CHRIST LYNNE,how long did you put it in for"
"8 minutes Alan"
"Its hotter than the sun"
"Hello reception...can you make porn come on my telly please"
"if you angle the mirror rightly, you can watch tv from your bathroom"
"Uh Alan....You've popped out"
"Excuse me, but it seems that young chap over there is wearing jeans in the club"
Alan walking down the dual carriageway for a pork pie
"Lexi, plural for Lexus"
I know its been said but "Sunday...Bloody,sunday!"
"Excalibur house"
"do you know what I like about her Lynne"
"no Alan"
"really small, feet..I dont like big feet, reminds me of gammon"
of the top of my head so probably wrong
"JESUS CHRIST LYNNE,how long did you put it in for"
"8 minutes Alan"
"Its hotter than the sun"
"Hello reception...can you make porn come on my telly please"
"if you angle the mirror rightly, you can watch tv from your bathroom"
"Uh Alan....You've popped out"
"Excuse me, but it seems that young chap over there is wearing jeans in the club"
Alan walking down the dual carriageway for a pork pie
"Lexi, plural for Lexus"
I know its been said but "Sunday...Bloody,sunday!"
"Excalibur house"
"do you know what I like about her Lynne"
"no Alan"
"really small, feet..I dont like big feet, reminds me of gammon"
of the top of my head so probably wrong
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