Alan Partridge
Poll: Alan Partridge
Total Members Polled: 353
Discussion
"Chris Rea, he lives in the area. I could have invited him over."
Alright Chris?
Hello Alan, didn't know you'd moved in?
I'm having a barbeque would you like to come over ?
I'd love to! Do you mind if I bring my guitar?
I'd rather you didn't it's not that kind of affair. Do you like mini kievs?
I love 'em, but my wife's vegetarian.
It doesn't matter she can have fish.
No she won't eat that either.
OH FORGET IT THEN .
Alright Chris?
Hello Alan, didn't know you'd moved in?
I'm having a barbeque would you like to come over ?
I'd love to! Do you mind if I bring my guitar?
I'd rather you didn't it's not that kind of affair. Do you like mini kievs?
I love 'em, but my wife's vegetarian.
It doesn't matter she can have fish.
No she won't eat that either.
OH FORGET IT THEN .
Peter: I don’t care what you call your sordid little grief-hole. It makes no difference to me. The fact is that an awful lot of my colleagues are –<br>
Alan: [Interrupting] Are farmyard animals, yes.
Peter: You’re talking about my friends, here.
Alan: I’ve probably got more friends than you’ve got cows.
Peter: This is ridiculous.
Alan: How many cows have you got?
Peter: I’ve got a hundred cattle.
Alan: Yeah, I’ve got a hundred and four friends.
Alan: [Interrupting] Are farmyard animals, yes.
Peter: You’re talking about my friends, here.
Alan: I’ve probably got more friends than you’ve got cows.
Peter: This is ridiculous.
Alan: How many cows have you got?
Peter: I’ve got a hundred cattle.
Alan: Yeah, I’ve got a hundred and four friends.
smiller said:
FourWheelDrift said:
smiller said:
"SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU KNOBBER"
"SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU MOTHER!"And who can forget:
Jill, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? Because I'm dead against it, you see traders always need aacess to diiiiixonssssss!"
MikeyT said:
The Excession said:
What's that? (Pointing at the sink)
It's a rinser...
Yeah... get rid of it.
Sure, what's it on at
325,000
Ok, 324,000?
EFA - sorry - It's a rinser...
Yeah... get rid of it.
Sciroccology said:
"In that case, you've got yourself a deal - I'll take the house!"
Ok would you like to make an offer?Sure, what's it on at
325,000
Ok, 324,000?
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