Alan Partridge

[miniman]

I say potato, you say poh - tay - tow

[TomE]

NiceCupOfTea said:

BIG BAVARIAN said:

" Lets go-nuclear, (in mock S.A accent) FULL BEAM !!"

Whenever I see a post from "fullbeem" on here I think of Alan!

Same with PH'er "Bill Carr"

"Where do you live?"

"TEN.....ten, errrrrr King road...........errrrr Ipswich."

"I'm probably just going to go straight home and go to bed, and keep out of trouble."

Edited by TomE on Wednesday 4th February 21:35

[hman]

"the boys are back in the barracks"

[NiceCupOfTea]

TomE said:

NiceCupOfTea said:

BIG BAVARIAN said:

" Lets go-nuclear, (in mock S.A accent) FULL BEAM !!"

Whenever I see a post from "fullbeem" on here I think of Alan!

Same with PH'er "Bill Carr"

"Where do you live?"

"TEN.....ten, errrrrr King road...........errrrr Ipswich."

"I'm probably just going to go straight home and go to bed, and keep out of trouble."

Edited by TomE on Wednesday 4th February 21:35

Forgot about that!

"Lynn, you've got minor women's whiplash!"

[Mr Whippy]

NiceCupOfTea said:

TomE said:

NiceCupOfTea said:

BIG BAVARIAN said:

" Lets go-nuclear, (in mock S.A accent) FULL BEAM !!"

Whenever I see a post from "fullbeem" on here I think of Alan!

Same with PH'er "Bill Carr"

"Where do you live?"

"TEN.....ten, errrrrr King road...........errrrr Ipswich."

"I'm probably just going to go straight home and go to bed, and keep out of trouble."

Edited by TomE on Wednesday 4th February 21:35

Forgot about that!

"Lynn, you've got minor women's whiplash!"

It could may look like traffic cone theft

[Vlad.]

Idea for a programme : Lady Shapes with Alan Partridge

[Ricky_M]

"You see a family having a picnic in a field, you, you , you plough the family into the field, fill the pond with concrete, blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife, who is also your Brother"

[TomE]

Mr Whippy said:

NiceCupOfTea said:

TomE said:

NiceCupOfTea said:

BIG BAVARIAN said:

" Lets go-nuclear, (in mock S.A accent) FULL BEAM !!"

Whenever I see a post from "fullbeem" on here I think of Alan!

Same with PH'er "Bill Carr"

"Where do you live?"

"TEN.....ten, errrrrr King road...........errrrr Ipswich."

"I'm probably just going to go straight home and go to bed, and keep out of trouble."

Edited by TomE on Wednesday 4th February 21:35

Forgot about that!

"Lynn, you've got minor women's whiplash!"

It could may look like traffic cone theft

"And why did your friend run off?"

"He was in the army, I think he saw people being blown up and things"


on another note:

"ahhhh, you daft racist!"

[dpbird90]

"Dr No... Vocal cords"

[pits]

Do you know you can make toast in the microwave alan
No Michael, thats just hot floppy bread

Just had to dig out the DVDs other night, and watch them, so good!

[Rawwr]

"Michael, release the headmaster."

[Dr_Gonzo]

Who's for a round of Ladyboys?

[bocky]

im not driving a mini metro. keep talking lynne and see what i do. or not my words carol, the words of top gear magazine.....so many classic lines

Edited by bocky on Friday 6th February 16:58

[ChrisRS]

Classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUzZD9NA90I

[TomE]

"who are wings?"

"Only the band the beatles could have been"

"I love the beatles, whats your favourite beatles album"

"oooooo, tough one... I think I'd have to say..... The best of the beatles"

[ChrisRS]

You feed beefburgers to Swans!

[MrOnTheRopes]

It's like cars this

[TomE]

MrOnTheRopes said:

It's like cars this

This country.

[Gravy]

Who........who.......who do you think you are

Chris Rea rant is genius too and,

"Michael, that was just noise"

[BigBen]

"Britain's roads are some of the safest in Europe. But these are not British roads...THIS IS DER AUTOBAHN"