Alan Partridge
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Anybody remember the bit when Alan ends up at Michaels flat late at night & gets kept at the doorway ? (Strange man/men inside)
He gets offered a cup of tea in something like a fabric conditioner cup & something to eat (1/2 a pie??) but Michael drops it with a "I've dropped the ba$tard" in his lovely Geordie accent.
Really funny, think its from the 2nd series.
He gets offered a cup of tea in something like a fabric conditioner cup & something to eat (1/2 a pie??) but Michael drops it with a "I've dropped the ba$tard" in his lovely Geordie accent.
Really funny, think its from the 2nd series.
I do like when he's threatening the teacher in the petrol station with the apple pie.
AP: You're alright you are (takes bite of pie) Aaaaarrrgghhh. Lin, how long did you put it in for?
Lin: 8 minutes
AP: It's hotter than the sun!
And when he's talking about having a barbecue on the forecourt, and Michaael says "Ooh, no Mr Partirdge, you're not allowed naked flames on the garage forecourt" to which Alan tuts and replies "It's political correctness gone mad".
Classic.
AP: You're alright you are (takes bite of pie) Aaaaarrrgghhh. Lin, how long did you put it in for?
Lin: 8 minutes
AP: It's hotter than the sun!
And when he's talking about having a barbecue on the forecourt, and Michaael says "Ooh, no Mr Partirdge, you're not allowed naked flames on the garage forecourt" to which Alan tuts and replies "It's political correctness gone mad".
Classic.
CO2000 said:
Anybody remember the bit when Alan ends up at Michaels flat late at night & gets kept at the doorway ? (Strange man/men inside)
He gets offered a cup of tea in something like a fabric conditioner cup & something to eat (1/2 a pie??) but Michael drops it with a "I've dropped the ba$tard" in his lovely Geordie accent.
Really funny, think its from the 2nd series.
Nearly. When Alan meets Jed, his biggest fan he and the irish tv producers are offered tea at the house and one of them has it in an "Arielator". When Alan is bored he goes to see Michael, left on the doorstep and then given a cup of beans with a sausage "you`ve never had a cup of beans man?". "it`s like a savoury `99". I`m unsure of the bit where Michael uses the line "I`ve dropped the bHe gets offered a cup of tea in something like a fabric conditioner cup & something to eat (1/2 a pie??) but Michael drops it with a "I've dropped the ba$tard" in his lovely Geordie accent.
Really funny, think its from the 2nd series.
d" though?Rob. said:
CO2000 said:
Anybody remember the bit when Alan ends up at Michaels flat late at night & gets kept at the doorway ? (Strange man/men inside)
He gets offered a cup of tea in something like a fabric conditioner cup & something to eat (1/2 a pie??) but Michael drops it with a "I've dropped the ba$tard" in his lovely Geordie accent.
Really funny, think its from the 2nd series.
Nearly. When Alan meets Jed, his biggest fan he and the irish tv producers are offered tea at the house and one of them has it in an "Arielator". When Alan is bored he goes to see Michael, left on the doorstep and then given a cup of beans with a sausage "you`ve never had a cup of beans man?". "it`s like a savoury `99". I`m unsure of the bit where Michael uses the line "I`ve dropped the bHe gets offered a cup of tea in something like a fabric conditioner cup & something to eat (1/2 a pie??) but Michael drops it with a "I've dropped the ba$tard" in his lovely Geordie accent.
Really funny, think its from the 2nd series.
d" though?"No"
"You don't have a spoon?"
"No... Aye, I think there's one in the bathroom. Shall I get it for you?"
CO2000 said:
Anybody remember the bit when Alan ends up at Michaels flat late at night & gets kept at the doorway ? (Strange man/men inside)
He gets offered a cup of tea in something like a fabric conditioner cup & something to eat (1/2 a pie??) but Michael drops it with a "I've dropped the ba$tard" in his lovely Geordie accent.
Really funny, think its from the 2nd series.
That's two episodes running into one in your head I think. The doorway one is the "cup of beans" incident which has been posted up earlier in the thread "with a sausage for to scoop tha' beanz oot", and the fabric conditioner tea cup is when Alan and the two Irish TV executives go to Jed's house.He gets offered a cup of tea in something like a fabric conditioner cup & something to eat (1/2 a pie??) but Michael drops it with a "I've dropped the ba$tard" in his lovely Geordie accent.
Really funny, think its from the 2nd series.
After turning on the light to reveal pictures of himself all over the walls...
"Glory Me!!! I am such a big head! ..........Two questions, presumably you're a bit scared and would like to leave immediately.."
"Yes"
"Can I come with you?"
"no"
GavGav said:
Rob. said:
CO2000 said:
Anybody remember the bit when Alan ends up at Michaels flat late at night & gets kept at the doorway ? (Strange man/men inside)
He gets offered a cup of tea in something like a fabric conditioner cup & something to eat (1/2 a pie??) but Michael drops it with a "I've dropped the ba$tard" in his lovely Geordie accent.
Really funny, think its from the 2nd series.
Nearly. When Alan meets Jed, his biggest fan he and the irish tv producers are offered tea at the house and one of them has it in an "Arielator". When Alan is bored he goes to see Michael, left on the doorstep and then given a cup of beans with a sausage "you`ve never had a cup of beans man?". "it`s like a savoury `99". I`m unsure of the bit where Michael uses the line "I`ve dropped the bHe gets offered a cup of tea in something like a fabric conditioner cup & something to eat (1/2 a pie??) but Michael drops it with a "I've dropped the ba$tard" in his lovely Geordie accent.
Really funny, think its from the 2nd series.
d" though?"No"
"You don't have a spoon?"
"No... Aye, I think there's one in the bathroom. Shall I get it for you?"
not to be a pedant, but its
"No...Aye, I think there's one in the bathroom like, but I have no cause to use it"
ETA - Beaten to it again! Blast!
Have this one for good measure:
"I love you, in a way."
Edited by TomE on Saturday 7th February 15:32
Rob. said:
When Alan is bored he goes to see Michael, left on the doorstep and then given a cup of beans with a sausage "you`ve never had a cup of beans man?". "it`s like a savoury `99". I`m unsure of the bit where Michael uses the line "I`ve dropped the bd" though?
I remember when Alan first approaches Michael's flat in that scene and Michael answers the door saying "Mr Partridge, I cannae sell you any petrol". Cracked me right up!d" though?Ah yes, that`s at Alan`s leaving do at the hotel isn`t it? Which reminds me:
Alan: It`s all happening now. This is Michael, he sells kitchens.
Mike:Yes, I was just saying to the others, I sell kitchens but I can?t actually cook myself!
Michael: Right, and then he spies that cook book, right, and he says that`d be no use to me, man!? He?s crackers, man.
Alan: It`s all happening now. This is Michael, he sells kitchens.
Mike:Yes, I was just saying to the others, I sell kitchens but I can?t actually cook myself!
Michael: Right, and then he spies that cook book, right, and he says that`d be no use to me, man!? He?s crackers, man.
MikeDH said:
Ben: So, Mike, where do you live?
Mike: I come from Acton, in west London.
Sophie: Is it nice?
Mike: Yes, it’s quite nice… few too many blacks.
Alan: If you don’t mind, it’s just some people found what you said a bit racist.
Alan (showing him the door) : don't forget your goody bag!Mike: I come from Acton, in west London.
Sophie: Is it nice?
Mike: Yes, it’s quite nice… few too many blacks.
Alan: If you don’t mind, it’s just some people found what you said a bit racist.
Was just going to post that scene!
ETA - also from the same episode.....
NOT IN THAT DRAWER!
Edited by TomE on Saturday 7th February 18:55
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