Alan Partridge

[NiceCupOfTea]

Sports casual!!

[sumner7]

Lynn I've pierced my foot on a spiiiiikkkeeeee

[HunchBack]

RupertTheFridge said:

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!

A very good one I must say.

Sorry if repost but the best scene for me is finding Lynn and the hotel staff talking about him and proceeding to swing his bag at them and throw the crisp packet on the table (can't find a clip of it).

[Elskeggso]

HunchBack said:

RupertTheFridge said:

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!

A very good one I must say.

Sorry if repost but the best scene for me is finding Lynn and the hotel staff talking about him and proceeding to swing his bag at them and throw the crisp packet on the table (can't find a clip of it).

"WATCH IT!"

[NiceCupOfTea]

"Sack Lynne for being unloyal... disloyal"

"Do you want a mint?"
"I don't think you should have one!"

[Mr Whippy]

HunchBack said:

RupertTheFridge said:

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!

A very good one I must say.

Sorry if repost but the best scene for me is finding Lynn and the hotel staff talking about him and proceeding to swing his bag at them and throw the crisp packet on the table (can't find a clip of it).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Ma7cuGMpo

[BigBen]

chrisga said:

Not sure if it has been mentioned on here, havent read every page, and I dont remember which episode but i like:

ice white shoes,
ice white socks,
horizon blue stay crease action slacks......

Driving gloves, string backed for extra purchase. A look that says "I have arrived and I am in control of my vehicle"

[MrOnTheRopes]

Lovely stuff!
Not my words, the words of Shakin Stevens.


Lynne, you couldn't present a cat!

[chunkymonkey71]

BigBen said:

chrisga said:

Not sure if it has been mentioned on here, havent read every page, and I dont remember which episode but i like:

ice white shoes,
ice white socks,
horizon blue stay crease action slacks......

Driving gloves, string backed for extra purchase. A look that says "I have arrived and I am in control of my vehicle"

Sports Casual!!!

[5pen]

chrisga said:

Not sure if it has been mentioned on here, havent read every page, and I dont remember which episode but i like:

ice white shoes,
ice white socks,
horizon blue stay crease action slacks......

Ice white socks with double cadet stripe!

[MrOnTheRopes]

The elephant man lie rant (can't remember it word for word and not going to google it) ... mis-shapen headed elephant tranny

[BigBen]

chunkymonkey71 said:

BigBen said:

chrisga said:

Not sure if it has been mentioned on here, havent read every page, and I dont remember which episode but i like:

ice white shoes,
ice white socks,
horizon blue stay crease action slacks......

Driving gloves, string backed for extra purchase. A look that says "I have arrived and I am in control of my vehicle"

Sports Casual!!!

Didn't one garment have an "action flash"

[Elskeggso]

"'BEEP' Get out of the way you fking idiot! 'BEEP' You could get a bus through there you fking ! 'HONK' You stupid fking prick let me through! 'HONNNNNK' GO! THERE'S NOTHING THERE! GO!!!"
"I'm just gonna get rid of that it's annoying..."

[TomE]

BigBen said:

Didn't one garment have an "action flash"

a chevron action flash to be precise!

[CO2000]

NiceCupOfTea said:

"Sack Lynne for being unloyal... disloyal"

Always liked that one

[TomE]

CO2000 said:

NiceCupOfTea said:

"Sack Lynne for being unloyal... disloyal"

Always liked that one

when he's playing it back to her....

Dictaphone: "Sack Lynne for being unloyal... disloyal...............Lynne, can you call bill Oddy.."

AP: That's something else.....

[BIG BAVARIAN]

Loving the spy who loved me, monologue with the "Russian sts in black jump suits, with lemon piping" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnVzwcM6wjI

[Rob.]

This is the clip of where the "chevron action flash" comes from:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v8VAt5hO8s

Still makes me laugh.

[chrisga]

oops sorry I got it slightly wrong i mixed up the cruiser arriviste and l'homme du sport (man of sport) outfits. My bad...
Oh how I laughed. Its a look that says I'm in control of my vehicle. Sheer Class.

[NiceCupOfTea]

chunkymonkey71 said:

BigBen said:

chrisga said:

Not sure if it has been mentioned on here, havent read every page, and I dont remember which episode but i like:

ice white shoes,
ice white socks,
horizon blue stay crease action slacks......

Driving gloves, string backed for extra purchase. A look that says "I have arrived and I am in control of my vehicle"

Sports Casual!!!

^^^^ 8 posts above yours!