Alan Partridge
Poll: Alan Partridge
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Meeja said:
Brilliant!"...a system of..."
"head slapping?"
"...a system of..."
"head slapping?"
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"head slapping?"
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NiceCupOfTea said:
Meeja said:
Brilliant!"...a system of..."
"head slapping?"
"...a system of..."
"head slapping?"
"...a system of..."
"head slapping?"
etc...
Last one of the second series of I'm Alan Partridge. He's on the "Prayer Wave" with 2 women, one of them had drug problems etc.
Talking about crack, Alan talks about pork crackling:
"Have you ever shaved your crackling?"
Talking about horse tranquiliser:
Woman: "They use ketamine to tranquilise the horse and then extract semen"
AP: How do they do that?
Woman: Same way as a human I guess
AP: What, send him into a cubicle with magazines? They've got hooves, it'd take some doing but I can't see it!"
Changing the subject:
Presenter: Right let's talk about your book
AP: Do we have to tak about her book?
Woman: I dont like being referred to as her
AP: OK, do we have to talk about his book?
Talking about crack, Alan talks about pork crackling:
"Have you ever shaved your crackling?"
Talking about horse tranquiliser:
Woman: "They use ketamine to tranquilise the horse and then extract semen"
AP: How do they do that?
Woman: Same way as a human I guess
AP: What, send him into a cubicle with magazines? They've got hooves, it'd take some doing but I can't see it!"
Changing the subject:
Presenter: Right let's talk about your book
AP: Do we have to tak about her book?
Woman: I dont like being referred to as her
AP: OK, do we have to talk about his book?
dpbird90 said:
Last one of the second series of I'm Alan Partridge. He's on the "Prayer Wave" with 2 women, one of them had drug problems etc.
Talking about crack, Alan talks about pork crackling:
"Have you ever shaved your crackling?"
Talking about horse tranquiliser:
Woman: "They use ketamine to tranquilise the horse and then extract semen"
AP: How do they do that?
Woman: Same way as a human I guess
AP: What, send him into a cubicle with magazines? They've got hooves, it'd take some doing but I can't see it!"
Changing the subject:
Presenter: Right let's talk about your book
AP: Do we have to tak about her book?
Woman: I dont like being referred to as her
AP: OK, do we have to talk about his book?
And from the same episode:Talking about crack, Alan talks about pork crackling:
"Have you ever shaved your crackling?"
Talking about horse tranquiliser:
Woman: "They use ketamine to tranquilise the horse and then extract semen"
AP: How do they do that?
Woman: Same way as a human I guess
AP: What, send him into a cubicle with magazines? They've got hooves, it'd take some doing but I can't see it!"
Changing the subject:
Presenter: Right let's talk about your book
AP: Do we have to tak about her book?
Woman: I dont like being referred to as her
AP: OK, do we have to talk about his book?
Woman: You know what Alan, you really do have a lot of issues.
AP: Yeah, of What Car? Magazine!
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