Alan Partridge

[Sciroccology]

Got the box-set. "I'm Alan Partridge" is by far the better.

And a veritable quote-fest.

[Mary Mary]

"They're sex people, Lynne"

MM

[Gun_840]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/quotes_gener...

HTH

[Plotloss]

'I've got a scam going with a big plate'

and

'Hello Reception? Yes I wonder if you could send someone up, I seem to have become bored and dismantled my Corby trouser press'

[TonyHetherington]

L4URA said:

Neil_H said:

".....cock piss Partidge....."

Fantastic. I'd love to see a car with that written on.

Youve just given me an idea for my car for LeMans this year...

[chunkymonkey71]

"IM NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO, IM NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO"

[pies1981]

Plotloss said:

'I've got a scam going with a big plate'

and

'Hello Reception? Yes I wonder if you could send someone up, I seem to have become bored and dismantled my Corby trouser press'

Will that show up on my bill?

[Healey73]

Second series of I'm Alan Partridge for me.

'Lynn these are sex people!'

[Six Fiend]

Pure class...

ABBA Medley

[Healey73]

Oh I have been beaten to it, too slow at typing!! How about

'Don't rub your fanny on me'

Edit to say that I'm far to slow at this posting lark!!! I'm off

Edited by Healey73 on Thursday 29th January 16:29

[chunkymonkey71]

TonyHetherington said:

L4URA said:

Neil_H said:

".....cock piss Partidge....."

Fantastic. I'd love to see a car with that written on.

Youve just given me an idea for my car for LeMans this year...

please, PLEASE do it!!!

[Road Hog]

Road Hog said:

DONT RUB YA FANNY ON ME

at 16.23

beat ya

[Evil Jack]

NiceCupOfTea said:

<whilst impaled on a spike>
"Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you're going to have a good time..."

"Hello, I'm a communist with a gun, I hate you lot. I've just thrown the royal family off a plane. Can I use your toilet please?"
<Gate Opens>
"Unbelievable..."

[Neil_H]

chunkymonkey71 said:

TonyHetherington said:

L4URA said:

Neil_H said:

".....cock piss Partidge....."

Fantastic. I'd love to see a car with that written on.

Youve just given me an idea for my car for LeMans this year...

please, PLEASE do it!!!

Just make sure you spell Partridge correctly

[NiceCupOfTea]

"Lovely Stuff" - Not my words, Michael, the words of Shakin' Stevens.

[chunkymonkey71]

Neil_H said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

TonyHetherington said:

L4URA said:

Neil_H said:

".....cock piss Partidge....."

Fantastic. I'd love to see a car with that written on.

Youve just given me an idea for my car for LeMans this year...

please, PLEASE do it!!!

Just make sure you spell Partridge correctly

Or go with "Cook Pass Babtridge" instead...!

[Plotloss]

"Do you know what this bathroom says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint. Which, again, to me is a bonus."

[L4URA]

chunkymonkey71 said:

Neil_H said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

TonyHetherington said:

L4URA said:

Neil_H said:

".....cock piss Partidge....."

Fantastic. I'd love to see a car with that written on.

Youve just given me an idea for my car for LeMans this year...

please, PLEASE do it!!!

Just make sure you spell Partridge correctly

Or go with "Cook Pass Babtridge" instead...!

Oh yes, do it!!!

[5pen]

The first series of I'm Alan P without a doubt.

KMKY did have some great moments though... The Abba medley, the beauty contest and the political debate spring to mind... "Bald Brummies!"

[Sciroccology]

Plotloss said:

"Do you know what this bathroom says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint. Which, again, to me is a bonus."

I do like that toilet. It's very futuristic, isn't it? Very, sort of, high-tech, space age. I can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that. In the twenty-first century. Can I have a go?