Alan Partridge

[FourWheelDrift]

There are these 2 great websites with quotes and soundbites.

http://www.alan-partridge.co.uk/

http://www.alanattack.co.uk/

[dougc]

L4URA said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

Neil_H said:

chunkymonkey71 said:

TonyHetherington said:

L4URA said:

Neil_H said:

".....cock piss Partidge....."

Fantastic. I'd love to see a car with that written on.

Youve just given me an idea for my car for LeMans this year...

please, PLEASE do it!!!

Just make sure you spell Partridge correctly

Or go with "Cook Pass Babtridge" instead...!

Oh yes, do it!!!

I've got a picture on my PC at home of a Rover 800 on the 2006 S2N with that on the side. Cheapest paint job on the rally but easily one of the funniest.

[miniman]

Seriously, it was textbook.

Lynne! I've stepped on a spiiiiiiike!

The scene where he rates Sonja's fry-up is superb. Bacon: ten on ten.

My wife hates it, particularly when I drag out both DVD box sets and settle in for the evening.

[Dr_Gonzo]

NiceCupOfTea said:

"Lovely Stuff" - Not my words, Michael, the words of Shakin' Stevens.

I edited Shaking Steven's wiki page to include this and then within a DAY someone had edited the line a put in to say fictional!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakin_Stevens

[williamp]

Its also worth searching out "The day today".

And asking who the sports presenter was in the TV programme "The day today" is a great pub quiz question

[Orb the Impaler]

Steamer said:

I know it wasnt exactly Alan Partridge - but i did (do) like Saxondale as well.

Interesting bit of trivia: my since schoolboy mate Patrick is Steve Coogan's cousin, and Saxondale is based on Pat's dad He isn't best pleased

[darronwall]

partridge waS great, went to see him live a few weeks ago and it was nothing short of ste

[atomicpunk]

There's more to Ireland dan dis.

[Howitzer]

I'd love to feel an airbag go off in my face...

Hnurgghhhhhhh urgh urgh BOOSH

Dave!

[5pen]

"I know a cracking owl sanctuary"

[pies1981]

miniman said:

Seriously, it was textbook.

Lynne! I've stepped on a spiiiiiiike!

The scene where he rates Sonja's fry-up is superb. Bacon: ten on ten.

My wife hates it, particularly when I drag out both DVD box sets and settle in for the evening.

Use the sausage as a breakwater?

[NDA]

Commentating on the horse racing and watching the bookies....

"It's great to see the deaf being catered for....."

[BigBen]

Plotloss said:

"Do you know what this bathroom says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint. Which, again, to me is a bonus."

YES....its an extender

"....school for the deaf, does that mean there will or won't be noise?"

[Nobody You Know]

Alan Partridge, possibly the greatest comedy character ever.

I voted for I'm Alan Partridge for moments like:

"To a passer by this may look like cone theft"

But his best moments were on The Day Today.

Interviewing a show jumper:

"How do you ride a Horse"

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SI3P0bB2Dqk&feat...

And the best Alan Partridge moment ever! NO ARGUMENT!

"That was liquid Football"

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5gHorOt6KKw

[jackal]

my all time favourite comedy



‘Smell my cheese, you mother!’

[Highway Star]

"a propos, well its Latin. You would have thought you'd have a basic grasp of Latin, working in c..Currys"

"dunno what that is, hope its not a dead horse. You'd never fit that in the back of a Volvo 340"

Edited by Highway Star on Thursday 29th January 18:34

[neil240970]

"Stop getting Bond wrong!"
"Te.........Tell you what, tell you what, it's nine-a-half-thousand-pounds"
"You're laughing at weather, Lynne"
"Your hair looks nice. Is that your Mum's money coming through?"

[Max Turbo]

You're 22 years old and spending the afternoon in bed with a girl, you're wasting your life!

Hello, Carol? It’s Alan. How are you? Me? I’m having a fantastic time, yeah. I’m having the best time since… sliced bread. How’s Mr. Planet of the Apes man? Oh. Is he still driving that Renault Megane? Yeah, can I just read you something from Top Gear magazine? No, it’s alright, I’ve got it here, I’ve got it here. [Opens the magazine on the bed and reads] “With a mere ninety break-horse-power available, progress is too leisurely to be called fast, but on the motorway in fifth gear the Megane’s slow pace really becomes a pain. Uphill runs become power-sappingly mundane, while overtaking National Express coaches can become a long, drawn-out affair.” Not my words, Carol. The words of Top Gear magazine. [Click] Hello?

[captainzep]

Sciroccology said:

Plotloss said:

"Do you know what this bathroom says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint. Which, again, to me is a bonus."

I do like that toilet. It's very futuristic, isn't it? Very, sort of, high-tech, space age. I can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that. In the twenty-first century. Can I have a go?

One yank!

-All gone!

[AdeTuono]

Dan.....Dan.......Dan..........Dan.........Dan.......Dan........and so on, ad infinitum.