Alan Partridge
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Thing about Alan Partridge is the timing. The bit in the second series where he's cleaning up from the fried breakfast and then starts playing bass to Gary Numan is absolutely brilliant and spot on. This doesn't show the preamble, but you get the idea:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlhQ3iC54QM&fea...
'Sorry Michael, you'll need a hat hard on. No what am I talking about, you'll need a hat hard on.'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlhQ3iC54QM&fea...
'Sorry Michael, you'll need a hat hard on. No what am I talking about, you'll need a hat hard on.'
"View t'kill"
"Eeeeeeeeoctopussy"
"Dr nowt"
"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!! "
"I am just doing a cockney walk !!!"
" Paaartridge, your through to the static home "
Edited by BIG BAVARIAN on Thursday 29th January 19:38
My favourite IAP series 1, it's all good though.
The old radio shows are good too, especially when he interviews France's second best racing driver.
Alan : "How do you cope with all the pressure?"
Racing driver : "I take a lot of drugs."
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pkY4pnxyLk0
The old radio shows are good too, especially when he interviews France's second best racing driver.
Alan : "How do you cope with all the pressure?"
Racing driver : "I take a lot of drugs."
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pkY4pnxyLk0
Edited by MikeDH on Thursday 29th January 20:11
Dave Clifton: "oh come on, what's the matter Alan, cone you take a joke"
AP:" oh F*ck off"
DC: "I am speechless, Dave clifton is actually speechless"
AP: "I wish you were"
DC: "Me and you both know dead air IS a crime, and I'm shocked that you have to fill it with swearing on your show"
AP: "Actually Dave, you're bang wrong, its two minutes past seven, its your show, I am technically a guest and you have failed to control me.... read the small print on your CONE-tract"
Infact I've just found the link so I should have bothered typing it out
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zVpLSRe0P1E
AP:" oh F*ck off"
DC: "I am speechless, Dave clifton is actually speechless"
AP: "I wish you were"
DC: "Me and you both know dead air IS a crime, and I'm shocked that you have to fill it with swearing on your show"
AP: "Actually Dave, you're bang wrong, its two minutes past seven, its your show, I am technically a guest and you have failed to control me.... read the small print on your CONE-tract"
Infact I've just found the link so I should have bothered typing it out
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zVpLSRe0P1E
Highway Star said:
"dunno what that is, hope its not a dead horse. You'd never fit that in the back of a Volvo 340"
NDA said:
"It's great to see the deaf being catered for....."
Both brilliant The Day Today quotes.Along with "That keeper's got football pie all down his shirt!"
and the classic Tour de France "Looking down from the helicopter they look almost like cattle in a mad way, but cattle on bikes."
"No offence Lynn, but technically, your life is not worth insuring."
From Series 1, talking to the hotel porter:
Porter: "So what's your favourite Beatles album?"
AP: "Hmm, I'd have to say... The Best of The Beatles"
"Wings? - only the band The Beatles could've been!"
"God created Adam and Eve, he didn't create Adam and Steve. You could say, I'm a homo-sceptic."
Series 1 Flashbacks:
"Peep-hole Pringle"
Tony Hayers: "I like your thong Alan"
AP: "Yes, it's vulcanised rubber, therefore, it won't perish"
Love it. Gonna have to watch some soon!
From Series 1, talking to the hotel porter:
Porter: "So what's your favourite Beatles album?"
AP: "Hmm, I'd have to say... The Best of The Beatles"
"Wings? - only the band The Beatles could've been!"
"God created Adam and Eve, he didn't create Adam and Steve. You could say, I'm a homo-sceptic."
Series 1 Flashbacks:
"Peep-hole Pringle"
Tony Hayers: "I like your thong Alan"
AP: "Yes, it's vulcanised rubber, therefore, it won't perish"
Love it. Gonna have to watch some soon!
Least we forget... from season 1 of I'm Alan Partridge:
Lynn: You've you've popped out again.
Alan: Oh. [Adjusts himself again, with a sigh] That wasn't deliberate, I promise you. It's not a cry for help. It's just I've had these shorts since 1982. They did have an underpant lining, but it's perished. They've taken a bit of a pounding over the years. In fact, can you get me some new ones, please?
Lynn: You've you've popped out again.
Alan: Oh. [Adjusts himself again, with a sigh] That wasn't deliberate, I promise you. It's not a cry for help. It's just I've had these shorts since 1982. They did have an underpant lining, but it's perished. They've taken a bit of a pounding over the years. In fact, can you get me some new ones, please?
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