I am being threatned - help / advice sought

[MK4 Slowride]

In memory of W4NTED, he was hugely sucessful with a range of directorships. Was well 'ard as got some kids & an overdraft. Liked twinkies and was fondly known as 'Tinkerbell' for being a bit of a fairy.

[bigTee]

Amen.

[MaxAndRuby]

W4NTED said:

As for the Tax implications lets just say that my accountants a good lad

I'm not suggesting he isn't a good lad, but if he can get around the UK tax laws on this issue you should go into business with him selling just that strategy alone.

You'd also notch up another directorship of another limited company to boot!

[AJS-]

God rest his soul.

[Andy Zarse]

AJS- said:

I make that 4 minutes without an answer. Hard not to fear the worst.

Is anyone going to make a speech or anything?

Christ I hope you are wrong, otherwise some poor bugger's got to file a Form 288B with Companies House.

[ianash]

Get the Brownies in. If that doesn't work serve him with a winding up order.

[AJS-]

If only we had listened to him when he started this thread, W4NTED would still be with us today and none of this would be necessary.

How many more innocent people must die before Companies House streamline the reporting procedures for the death of someone holding multiple sole directorships of small limited companies?

[10 Pence Short]

Will someone PLEEEEASE think of the self assessments!

[williamp]

Well it was nice knowing him. I for one will miss his fun posts....













silence means he's in Hospital/dead/had to leave the village sharpish, right???

[MK4 Slowride]

Maybe a MOD can say if he's logged on to PH but not posted so we know he's not been killed to death.

[collateral]

Nothing to add other than this thread is fking brilliant.
Props to the OP for taking it on the chin too

[ianash]

I've just heard from W4NTED and he said he's fed up to his eye teeth with everyone taking the piss. So he's had it on his toes and gone to the USA to enlist Uncle Sam's help. He expects to be back to resume hostilities by the weekend, armed with a Chapter 11 bankruptcy order. If this doesn't work he will fall back on the Nuclear option - a laser guided MIRV TARP.

Edited by ianash on Thursday 12th February 16:28

[Magog]

Can someone explain to me the terrible tax consequence of being a director of more than one limited company. Why is it so difficult?

[bigandclever]

Magog said:

Can someone explain to me the terrible tax consequence of being a director of more than one limited company. Why is it so difficult?

It precludes you from competing in the Ultimate Filing Championship for a start.

In oher news, CCTV feed shows out hero did go to Starbucks to challenge the curiously wizzened druggy...



Crikey!

[AJS-]

ianash said:

I've just heard from W4NTED and he said he's fed up to his eye teeth with everyone taking the piss. So he's had it on his toes and gone to the USA to enlist Uncle Sam's help. He expects to be back to resume hostilities by the weekend, armed with a Chapter 11 bankruptcy order. If this doesn't work he will fall back on the Nuclear option - a laser guided MIRV TARP.

He's still alive? How dare that lying toad play on our sympathies by faking his own death so that we all feel sorry for him! If his former friend doesn't get him first I reckon we should go round to his house in a mob with pitch forks and flaming torches to sort him out once and for all.

[Emsman]

AJS- said:

ianash said:

I've just heard from W4NTED and he said he's fed up to his eye teeth with everyone taking the piss. So he's had it on his toes and gone to the USA to enlist Uncle Sam's help. He expects to be back to resume hostilities by the weekend, armed with a Chapter 11 bankruptcy order. If this doesn't work he will fall back on the Nuclear option - a laser guided MIRV TARP.

He's still alive? How dare that lying toad play on our sympathies by faking his own death so that we all feel sorry for him! If his former friend doesn't get him first I reckon we should go round to his house in a mob with pitch forks and flaming torches to sort him out once and for all.

Up to you fella. I'm not though.
(heard through the grapevine that he is not scared of anything. And you should see him when he looses his temper-it's quite frightening what he can do, he doesn't seem able to hold himself back- certainly not a wuss)

[unrepentant]

A sad end;

[W4NTED]

You guy's are fking hilarious!

That was the end of it there is no update...he's not called back...

He may have run out of drugs and won't be calling again until he's on a "high"

In the meantime thanks to all for your concerns and especially the one above who went to the extent of writing a newspaper article on me....WTF

[10 Pence Short]

You made it all up, didn't you. About the directorships.

[robm3]

I'm a Director of a Slovakian Company and nobody has messed with me in a long time, hadn't given it any thought but thanks to this thread I now realise it was because of my obvious Eastern European Management connections, makes sense now!!