Pussy on heat !!!!

[simmyblue]

Sorry for the title but how long do female cats stay on heat for,its been a week now and she is doing my head in!!

Edited by simmyblue on Monday 2nd March 09:23

[Lord Pikey]

I read somewhere that a pencil might be able to help her needs

[turbobloke]

Lord Pikey said:

I read somewhere that a pencil might be able to help her needs

Cats on heat like to sketch???

[Lord Pikey]

Google reveals all. Priceless

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=cat+hea...


how do I get her to stop? I was told by a breeder to use a pencil and Vaseline

Edited by Lord Pikey on Monday 2nd March 09:23

[turbobloke]

Frigging cats. Oh.....

[blindswelledrat]

Why do people refer to thier cat as a "pussy" on here all the time?
Is it because some people also use that word to describe a vagina so it supposedly adds an hilarious double-entendre to the equation?

Because it strikes me that there are an awful lot of threads on cats and it is done an awful lot.

Just curious.

[The Stuntman *]

blindswelledrat said:

Just curious.

Curiosity killed the pussy.

[blindswelledrat]

The Stuntman * said:

blindswelledrat said:

Just curious.

Curiosity killed the pussy.

As I submitted that post I knew someone would say that.

[ironictwist]

I had no idea cats had periods.

[paulmurr]

The best way to stop it is to have her spayed.

[Nolar Dog]

blindswelledrat said:

Why do people refer to thier cat as a "pussy" on here all the time?
Is it because some people also use that word to describe a vagina so it supposedly adds an hilarious double-entendre to the equation?

How dare you suggest it's "supposedly" funny!

It's hilarious and never fails to have me in stitches.


Edited to add the vet told me to expect mine to be on heat for a week to ten days.

Edited by Nolar Dog on Monday 2nd March 09:47

[Einion Yrth]

simmyblue, earlier.

[SAGPACK]

turbobloke said:

Lord Pikey said:

I read somewhere that a pencil might be able to help her needs

Cats on heat like to sketch???

[fathomfive]

Lord Pikey said:

Google reveals all. Priceless

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=cat+hea...


how do I get her to stop? I was told by a breeder to use a pencil and Vaseline

Edited by Lord Pikey on Monday 2nd March 09:23

Do they recommend which grade of lead you use in your pencil?

[Lord Pikey]

fathomfive said:

Lord Pikey said:

Google reveals all. Priceless

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=cat+hea...


how do I get her to stop? I was told by a breeder to use a pencil and Vaseline

Edited by Lord Pikey on Monday 2nd March 09:23

Do they recommend which grade of lead you use in your pencil?

Id hope not a Chippy's pencil. There a funny shape so it might not get the right results. I would go with the old failthfull. 2B.

[plasticpig]

paulmurr said:

The best way to stop it is to have her spayed.

Either that or find a tom cat to giver her a good shagging.

[singlecoil]

plasticpig said:

paulmurr said:

The best way to stop it is to have her spayed.

Either that or find a tom cat to giver her a good shagging.

Let her go outside and the toms will find her themselves.

Get her spayed FFS

[Nolar Dog]

singlecoil said:

Get her spayed FFS

Ever considered it may not be so black and white?

My cat is 4 months old. On heat now but too young to be spayed.

[sprinter885]

paulmurr said:

The best way to stop it is to have her spayed.

What colour?

Why does having your cat painted stop it being menstrual?






Or am I reading this wrong.....

[L4URA]

plasticpig said:

paulmurr said:

The best way to stop it is to have her spayed.

Either that or find a tom cat to giver her a good shagging.

Or have her put down, that should stop it for good!