Bullsh1t Bingo

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C8PPO

Original Poster:

19,532 posts

202 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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There I was, thinking BB had all but gone away as words fall into disuse (or popular parlance) but I've just sat through a meeting where one delegate could have single-handedly made me a BB millonaire (sic). In fact, I'd take a punt on him having been challenged prior to the meeting to include a buzzword (see what I did there?) in every single sentence he uttered.

Amongst all the old favourites, a couple of new terms made themselves known. I give you, for your delectation and sport:

"Unpack", as in "we need to unpack this financial model". No, we need to analyse it.


And my current personal nemesis: "Zeroise", pronouced "Zero-ise". Or, we could just reduce the quota of the given entity to zero. Zero-ise, my @rse.

anonymous-user

53 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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I'd like to read your post but don't have the time as I have a "hard stop" at 16:00!! wink

Mst007

472 posts

221 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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I collect them for future use with BB morons and fellow BB haters.

Thanks, hadnt heard these before

Mark

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

194 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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Thank God I don't work in an office.

Jasandjules

69,825 posts

228 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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Did you run that idea past the table, or was it simply a result of your blue sky thinking whilst looking at the bigger picture?

FourWheelDrift

88,377 posts

283 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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You need to print some of these out - http://www.bullstbingo.net/cards/bullst/

Obviously fill in the blanks. wink

Each time to refresh the page the card changes.

Simpo Two

85,148 posts

264 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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I think I heard 'squarize' recently, as in to make something square. No doubt to 'fourize' is to fit somebody with spectacles?



(I may have been watching too much QI)

sleep envy

62,260 posts

248 months

Wednesday 1st April 2009
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OP, what were your next steps that came out of that meeting??