Clarkson satnav

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I've got Her Majesterial Queenship telling me which way to go on mine.... does this mean I'll have to pay her royalty?

new motto... Share the wealth, not the misery!!!!

[tedsxjr]

Yeah dunno about Clarkson, that's very situational humor, he wouldn't be funny unless he was sitting next to you commenting on the state of the countryside or counting cop cars...

There was a voices pack that I found YEARS ago somewhere, contained these:
data00.chk - Brigitte - Dansk
data01.chk - Werner - Deutsch
data02.chk - Lisa - Deutsch
data03.chk - NOT INCLUDED
data04.chk - Tim (GB) - English
data05.chk - Jane (GB) - English
data06.chk - Ken (AU) - English
data07.chk - Lori (US) - English
data08.chk - Bonnie (US) - English
data09.chk - Richard (US) - English
data10.chk - Marta - Español
data11.chk - Jacques - Français
data12.chk - Catherine - Français
data13.chk - Chiara - Italiano
data14.chk - Bram - Nederlands
data15.chk - Eva - Nederlands
data16.chk - Nora - Nederlands
data17.chk - Cora (B) - Nederlands
data18.chk - Liv - Norsk
data19.chk - Astrid - Svenska
data20.chk - Jørgen - Norsk
data21.chk - Patrik - Svenska
data22.chk - Antonio - Español
data23.chk - Nils - Dansk
data24.chk - Roberto - Italiano
data25.chk - Joaquim - Português
data26.chk - Catarina - Português
data27.chk - Kati - Suomi
data28.chk - Matti - Suomi
data29.chk - Bernard - Nederlands (NL)
data30.chk - Olympia - Greek
data31.chk - Aristides - Greek
data32.chk - Anna - Ruskii
data33.chk - Vlad - Ruskii
data34.chk - Katarzyna - Polski
data35.chk - Andrzej - Polski
data36.chk - Jüri - Eesti
data37.chk - Barbara - Slovencina
data38.chk - Serra - Türkçe
data39.chk - Kamran - Türkçe
data40.chk - Ivars - Latviski
data41.chk - Miloslav - Ceština
data42.chk - Erra - Malay
data43.chk - Marius - Bulgarian
data44.chk - Norma - Español (LA)
data45.chk - Raul - Español (LA)
data46.chk - Maria - Catalan
data47.chk - Predrag - Srpski
data48.chk - Andy Siddell - English (UK)
data49.chk - Goran - Hrvatski (Croat)
data50.chk - Gabriela - Português (BRA)
data51.chk - Marika - Magyar(HUN)
data52.chk - Vladas - Lietuvskai
data53.chk - Tao - Chinese (Mandarin)
data54.chk - Bai-Qiang - Chinese (Cantonese)
data55.chk - Kiyoshi - Japanese
data56.chk - Oana - Roman
data57.chk - Yue - Thai
data58.chk - Vicki Archer 898FM - English (UK)
data59.chk - Smart Road - English
data60.chk - Sarah Michelle Gellar - English
data61.chk - Marilyn Monroe - English
data62.chk - Dr. Evil - English
data63.chk - Michael Caine - English (UK)
data64.chk - Kim Cattrall - English
data65.chk - Tony Blair - English (UK)
data66.chk - Knight Rider's KITT - English (UK)
data67.chk - The Queen - English (UK)
data68.chk - George Dubya Bush - English
data69.chk - C-3PO - English (UK)
data70.chk - Arnold Swarzenegger - English
data71.chk - Austin Powers - English (UK)
data72.chk - Clint Eastwood - English
data73.chk - Darth Vader- English
data74.chk - Homer Simpson - English
data75.chk - Joanna Lumley - English (UK)
data76.chk - The Lady Newsreader - English
data77.chk - Ozzy (Censored) - English (UK)
data78.chk - Ozzy (Uncensored) - English (UK)
data79.chk - Patrick Stewart - English (UK)
data80.chk - Sean Connery - English (UK)
data81.chk - Sharon Osbourne - English (UK)
data82.chk - Yoda - English
data83.chk - Andy Siddell - English (UK)
data84.chk - Justin Moorhouse - English (UK)
data85.chk - Liz Whitaker - English (UK)
data86.chk - Robot - English (UK)
data87.chk - Stephen Hawking - English (UK)
data88.chk - John Cleese - English (UK)
data89.chk - Al Pachino - English
data90.chk - Alien Legacy - English
data91.chk - Bush & Troy - English
data92.chk - Steve Dangerous - English (AU)
data93.chk - Bad Santa - English
data94.chk - Robert DeNiro - English
data95.chk - The Daleks - English (UK)
data96.chk - Mr. T - English
data97.chk - Jack Nicholson - English
data98.chk - Sven Goran Ericsson - English (UK)
data99.chk - Joe Pesci - English
data100.chk - Silent
data101.chk - Sheila - Australian
data102.chk - Mick Jagger - English (UK)
data103.chk - Big John - English (UK)
data104.chk - Movie Voiceover Man - English (GB)
data105.chk - Hispanic - English
data106.chk - NASA Mission Control - English
data107.chk - Bonnie - Scottish
data108.chk - Canadian, Eh!! - English
data109.chk - Chad "Monster" - English
data110.chk - Ronnie's Lover - English
data111.chk - Chavette - English (GB)
data112.chk - Clare
data113.chk - Colonel - English (UK)
data114.chk - Bubba - English
data115.chk - Doc Brown (Back To The Future)
data116.chk - Eddie Izzard - English (UK)
data117.chk - Elvis Presley - English
data118.chk - Emo Phillips - English (UK)
data119.chk - Farmer Tom - English
data120.chk - Gray
data121.chk - London Taxi Driver - English (UK)
data122.chk - Loud Eddie Izzard - English (UK)
data123.chk - Mad Midget - English (GB)
data124.chk - Manuel (Faulty Towers) - English (GB)
data125.chk - Naughty Natalie - English (UK)
data126.chk - Randy Rob - English (GB)
data127.chk - Viz (Roger Mellie) - English (GB)
data128.chk - Roger Tourettes - English
data129.chk - Scammy-Nav
data130.chk - Selina - English (UK)
data131.chk - Shane Warne - English (AU)
data132.chk - Soul Man - English (GB)
data133.chk - Bodie Stone - English
data134.chk - Victoria Beckham - English (UK)
data135.chk - The Voice Of God - English
data136.chk - White Van Man - English

But my fave was always the Queen, I love it when she tells me where to go... way more civilized than any "lady" these days. just cracks me up....

[daydotz]

john cleese seems to my favorite had him navigating me for years

[tedsxjr]

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