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blueg33

Original Poster:

10,730 posts

93 months

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inflated sense of superiority
able to hill start without crushing a matchbox
inflated sense of superiority
pedantic


please feel free to continue







nb ( I may be one myself smile )

ScoobyChris

233 posts

71 months

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Advanced driving organisation stickers/grille badges biggrin

Chris

domlebo70

22 posts

29 months

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Heel and toeing into roundabouts everywhere.

blueg33

Original Poster:

10,730 posts

93 months

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continually talking about "road positioning" and defensive driving

k15tox

1,680 posts

50 months

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Advanced rider.

1x BMW GS (full panniers on even if popping down to the shop)

1x police style 'lumi jacket'

1x sense of god like riding ablity

Also i have noticed that they seem to have developed this twitch which makes their heads constantly shake at every other road user.

I am a biker myself and know the sorts of tits on the roads, but from my experience these guys just want it to happen. (sort of like the tits that constanly film themselves riding wanting stuff to happen so they can post it on youtube)

Watch out for one on the road if your lucky he may even follow you and 'access' your driving/riding.

Edited by k15tox on Wednesday 25th April 20:48

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davepoth

19,913 posts

68 months

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domlebo70 said:
Heel and toeing into roundabouts everywhere.
nono

Braking and gearchanging will be SEPARATE.

Pints

14,698 posts

63 months

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k15tox said:
Watch out for one on the road if your lucky he may even follow you and 'access' your driving/riding.
You presumably mean "assess".
wink

I thought advanced drivers could be recognised by their PH sticker and goatee?
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VinceFox

14,220 posts

41 months

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Them shirts with the flappy bits on the shoulders. Short sleeved, of course.

andym1603

865 posts

41 months

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They will be one making good, safe progress while looking further ahead than the edge of their bonnet.

powerstroke

1,720 posts

29 months

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Driving like a learner if my mate is anyting to go by, shuffling the wheel, hand brake applied every time he stops , coasting and slowing solely using the brakes, wrong gear for the road speed, not driving smoothly ......

Edited by powerstroke on Thursday 26th April 08:24

Dr Jekyll

5,524 posts

130 months

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Brisk and smooth out of town on the type of roads where they (we) go on their observed runs. But it all goes to pieces in urban areas, either rushing up to hazards or dithering.

Synchromesh

1,514 posts

35 months

k15tox

1,680 posts

50 months

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Pints said:
You presumably mean "assess".
wink

I thought advanced drivers could be recognised by their PH sticker and goatee?
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Yeah thats the one, my spellings been pretty piss poor this week.

Need more sleep.

Track Rod

34 posts

16 months

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Even when they're on foot, they look over their shoulder before changing direction!
That and insufferable pedantry!

(I may also be one)

Track Rod

34 posts

16 months

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Pints said:
You presumably mean "assess".
wink

I thought advanced drivers could be recognised by their PH sticker and goatee?
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And "you're"
We're a pedantic bunch!

Bacon Is Proof

3,021 posts

100 months

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davepoth said:
nono

Braking and gearchanging will be SEPARATE.
Totally unnecessary and condescending use of capitals: ADVANCED driver.

WhoseGeneration

4,090 posts

76 months

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Fast on yellows.

Pints

14,698 posts

63 months

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Has someone mentioned taking the shortest route through a roundabout when safe to do so?

davepoth

19,913 posts

68 months

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Bacon Is Proof said:
davepoth said:
nono

Braking and gearchanging will be SEPARATE.
Totally unnecessary and condescending use of capitals: ADVANCED driver.
Someone didn't notice the IRONY.

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Bhuvsta

151 posts

31 months

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Track Rod said:
Even when they're on foot, they look over their shoulder before changing direction!
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