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blueg33
Original Poster
10,730 posts
93 months
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inflated sense of superiority able to hill start without crushing a matchbox inflated sense of superiority pedantic please feel free to continue nb ( I may be one myself  )
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ScoobyChris
233 posts
71 months
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Advanced driving organisation stickers/grille badges  Chris
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domlebo70
22 posts
29 months
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Heel and toeing into roundabouts everywhere.
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blueg33
Original Poster
10,730 posts
93 months
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continually talking about "road positioning" and defensive driving
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k15tox
1,680 posts
50 months
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Advanced rider.
1x BMW GS (full panniers on even if popping down to the shop)
1x police style 'lumi jacket'
1x sense of god like riding ablity
Also i have noticed that they seem to have developed this twitch which makes their heads constantly shake at every other road user.
I am a biker myself and know the sorts of tits on the roads, but from my experience these guys just want it to happen. (sort of like the tits that constanly film themselves riding wanting stuff to happen so they can post it on youtube)
Watch out for one on the road if your lucky he may even follow you and 'access' your driving/riding.
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davepoth
19,913 posts
68 months
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domlebo70 said: Heel and toeing into roundabouts everywhere.  Braking and gearchanging will be SEPARATE.
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Pints
14,698 posts
63 months
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k15tox said: Watch out for one on the road if your lucky he may even follow you and 'access' your driving/riding. You presumably mean "assess".  I thought advanced drivers could be recognised by their PH sticker and goatee? 
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VinceFox
14,220 posts
41 months
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Them shirts with the flappy bits on the shoulders. Short sleeved, of course.
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andym1603
865 posts
41 months
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They will be one making good, safe progress while looking further ahead than the edge of their bonnet.
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powerstroke
1,720 posts
29 months
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Driving like a learner if my mate is anyting to go by, shuffling the wheel, hand brake applied every time he stops , coasting and slowing solely using the brakes, wrong gear for the road speed, not driving smoothly ......
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Dr Jekyll
5,524 posts
130 months
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Brisk and smooth out of town on the type of roads where they (we) go on their observed runs. But it all goes to pieces in urban areas, either rushing up to hazards or dithering.
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Synchromesh
1,514 posts
35 months
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k15tox
1,680 posts
50 months
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Pints said: You presumably mean "assess".  I thought advanced drivers could be recognised by their PH sticker and goatee?  Yeah thats the one, my spellings been pretty piss poor this week. Need more sleep.
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Track Rod
34 posts
16 months
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Even when they're on foot, they look over their shoulder before changing direction! That and insufferable pedantry!
(I may also be one)
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Track Rod
34 posts
16 months
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Pints said: You presumably mean "assess".  I thought advanced drivers could be recognised by their PH sticker and goatee?  And "you're" We're a pedantic bunch!
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Bacon Is Proof
3,021 posts
100 months
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davepoth said:  Braking and gearchanging will be SEPARATE. Totally unnecessary and condescending use of capitals: ADVANCED driver.
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WhoseGeneration
4,090 posts
76 months
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Pints
14,698 posts
63 months
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Has someone mentioned taking the shortest route through a roundabout when safe to do so?
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davepoth
19,913 posts
68 months
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Bacon Is Proof said: davepoth said:  Braking and gearchanging will be SEPARATE. Totally unnecessary and condescending use of capitals: ADVANCED driver. Someone didn't notice the IRONY. 
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Bhuvsta
151 posts
31 months
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Track Rod said: Even when they're on foot, they look over their shoulder before changing direction! 
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