England Test Cricket Thread - Summer 2016

England Test Cricket Thread - Summer 2016

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Gargamel

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Tuesday 31st May 2016
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hornetrider said:
Jimmy has moved into the ICC #1 slot for the first time ever after his 8 wicket haul. Broady slips to 3rd.
Good to see he is officially the worlds best bowler. 450+ wickets for a quick is simply outstanding work.


Gargamel

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Thursday 9th June 2016
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Morning Sports fans

Well its the climax of a close series against the mighty but slightly fallen Sri Lankans. Cook and Hales looking untroubled.

Lords looks a picture in the sunshine, 356 - 3 by close


Gargamel

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Thursday 9th June 2016
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Wow

First time I have got a comment published on Cricinfo !

"Alf may not have selected KP for team ethic, but surely KP at least would offer more entertainment than Hales and Cook are serving up against this 'attack'," wails Chris, betraying an unhealthy lack of perspective. Calm down, eh. It's the first morning of a five-day match!`

(this was after four consecutive maidens...)


Gargamel

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Thursday 9th June 2016
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hornetrider said:
I think Gargs waited 15 years to be 'published' on Cricinfo despite emailing them every day, and then when he did he got his arse handed to him hehe
Funny, have only tried a few times, probably there is no one else actually "watching" his one as it is the rubberiest of dead rubbers.

What is the point of cricket if not entertainment...never been one to enjoy viewing someone bat all day for 37....yes Compton I am thinking of you.

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Thursday 9th June 2016
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Vocal Minority said:
There are different forms of entertainment gargs - you've call of duty (T20) and a game of chess (test matches).

Both have their places and a lot of us enjoy a good game of chess and find it entertaining. I definitely do.
Been following cricket for a while, started going to tests in 1987... go most years to one or other days at lords or the oval. Love test cricket.

But this is the third match of a dead series against an attack that is laughably county, on an absolute road at Lords in the sunshine.

Top Test teams have an opening pair that knocks the bowlers out of rhythm, when we had Gooch or Tresco those guys at least smashed the bad balls, and frankly played decent drives on both sides of the wicket. Cook has only got three shots, plays percentages and is ridiculously good at it, but fk it is dull to watch. Hales has every shot but no mentally for when to play them.

Compton is a walking wicket.

If we are going to be number one in Test Cricket, we need a reliable opener to partner Cook.

I am not against watching a slow, absorbing contest between bat and ball, but this isn't it.

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Thursday 9th June 2016
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Fair play to Sri Lanka they stuck at it today. Difficult pitch to bowl on, and they made a decent effort.

Well YJB dug us out again, don't think we will see Compton again regardless of a second innings, at 33 it look pretty much over.

Hope World number one test bowler fancies a bat tomorrow.m someone needs to stay with YJB to his double.

CT

Gargamel

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Friday 10th June 2016
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Vocal Minority said:
Solid work from Johnny and Woakes. Have turned it into a solid innings between them
136 partnership for the 7th wicket is more than solid.... but as you say they are ticking along, declare just before tea....


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Friday 10th June 2016
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hornetrider said:
Your fault this time.
Its always my fault somehow.

Any way Broad is st, literally useless all out by lunch...

Gargamel

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Friday 10th June 2016
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Sri Lanka on for 600+ here, look very comfortable on this pitch

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Monday 13th June 2016
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covers are off, start at 11:30 - England will need to rip into them for any chance of a result, if they get 45 overs in today they will be lucky


Gargamel

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Wednesday 29th June 2016
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Good to see Root getting bat on ball.


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Wednesday 29th June 2016
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Great chase, our second best ever. Roy played awesome, we never looked under pressure.

Series win and we look pretty good. think we are a bowler light still.

Gargamel

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Friday 15th July 2016
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Lords is the only Cricket Ground left you can take your own alcohol in.

Last time I went to the oval I took a box of wine, remove the box and put the foil bag under my shirt. Looked a bit of a fatty at security, but it worked. smile

So tight, but then bar prices at the oval are extortion


Is Hales playing in Cooks skin today - 50 of 63 balls? Nice going Chef, for once I am entertained.

Woakes....better than Finn by some distance





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Friday 15th July 2016
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BlackLabel said:
England in a bit of trouble now - the Pakistani leggie looks a very good bowler. Had Pakistan taken their catches they would be well on top by now.
Traditional stness from the middle order, hopefully Cook and Bairstow can put something together here.

Why did they recall Ballance again, I have literally no idea. He isn't a test player, no matter how much the selectors wish he was.

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Friday 15th July 2016
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Amirhussain said:
Should be an interesting day tomorrow. Pakistan have to get Woakes early. Yasir Shah first lef spinner in 20 years to get a 5fer at lords.
Not sure if Shah is a fantastic bowler or if England can't play spin, but 81 wickets in 13 tests probably indicates he can bowl a bit.

Well played

Gargamel

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Sunday 17th July 2016
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Ali getting some stick on all channels for that. Has KP been coaching him ? wink

Anyway, under a 100 needed, touch to call. But gut feel is we will come up short.

Bairstow at least showing some brains (at the moment)

Good game, not too worried about the series, Jimmy A to come back and I think this may be the last we see of Finn for a while.



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Sunday 17th July 2016
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Well played Pakistan, we don't seem to like Lords much as a team.

Missed Jimmy A in this one, Ball seems Ok and hopefully will kick on from this. Ballance I am still not sure about.

All in all beaten by a great Century from an old fella, and some 'mystery' turn that is beyond the wit of English bats.

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Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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We should drop Root, terrible performance wink

Ticking over OK at the moment, 143/3 is OK, would be great if Vince and Ballance make a decent stand. 60 ish so far, two lads with something to prove.

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Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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Well it won't be Vince anyway - which is a shame, as I rate him the more capable of the two.

Come on YJB....lets have some attack and elan

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Friday 5th August 2016
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Nearly four an over, good counter attack. lead of 250 on the last day could be fun....