Velominati Rule# 75

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ferrisbueller

29,327 posts

227 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Rules? Eh? Who gives a fk.

upsidedownmark

2,120 posts

135 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Apparently some folks don't understand satire. That or they need to take appearances less seriously / get out there and ride some wink

Mr Gear

9,416 posts

190 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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el stovey said:
Rouleur said:
I don't understand why people don't just go for a ride and save their money!
I think it's about taking part and being involved in a group activity. It probably dates back to tribal cooperative behaviour or something.

There's much more sense of occasion about being in a large cycling event than just going out and covering the same route on your Tod.
Exactly. And for £30 or whatever, you get a surprising amount of free stuff.

I just did the New Forest Sportive, and I got a High 5 bottle, a huge amount of free High 5 tablets, gels, as much free food as I could cram in my face, conveniently located water-points en-route, so I didn't have to go begging in a local pub, a T-shirt I'd happily have paid a tenner for, mechanical and medical support if I'd needed it, marshaling on busy junctions, route-marking so I didn't need to keep stopping for nav, liability insurance, and whoever designed the route knew where all the quiet and scenic roads were...

All in all, worth every penny.

Jayfish

6,795 posts

203 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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ferrisbueller said:
Rules? Eh? Who gives a fk.
User name/post content, win.

IroningMan

10,154 posts

246 months

Saturday 19th April 2014
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Mr E said:
el stovey said:
It's easy to scoff at these velo dandy riders in their finery, obsessing about minute details but I'd rather that than everyone going around looking a mess. hehe
It doesn't matter how well I'm tuned out; after the second decent climb I look an utter mess.


It's a gift...

GarryDK

5,670 posts

158 months

Sunday 20th April 2014
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Here we go I'm going to say it ...


Velominati rules are stupid.

ro55a

Original Poster:

705 posts

154 months

Sunday 20th April 2014
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GarryDK said:
Here we go I'm going to say it ...


Velominati rules are stupid.
Not as stupid as leaning your bike up against a steel pole by using the top tube! Not sure that's in the rules, just common sense. Nice mudguard! read

GarryDK

5,670 posts

158 months

Monday 21st April 2014
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ro55a said:
Not as stupid as leaning your bike up against a steel pole by using the top tube! Not sure that's in the rules, just common sense. Nice mudguard! read
??? Okay???

JuniorD

8,626 posts

223 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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Mr Gear said:
Exactly. And for £30 or whatever, you get a surprising amount of free stuff.

I just did the New Forest Sportive, and I got a High 5 bottle, a huge amount of free High 5 tablets, gels, as much free food as I could cram in my face, conveniently located water-points en-route, so I didn't have to go begging in a local pub, a T-shirt I'd happily have paid a tenner for, mechanical and medical support if I'd needed it, marshaling on busy junctions, route-marking so I didn't need to keep stopping for nav, liability insurance, and whoever designed the route knew where all the quiet and scenic roads were...

All in all, worth every penny.
The food and t-shirt isn't free, you paid for it!

Mr E

21,616 posts

259 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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ro55a said:
Not as stupid as leaning your bike up against a steel pole by using the top tube! Not sure that's in the rules, just common sense. Nice mudguard! read
Rule 65.

I ignore that one as well. It's a bloody mountain bike. I throw it at trees and down the road on a very regular basis. The odd scrape from a pole that I lock it to is inconsequential...



Mr Gear

9,416 posts

190 months

Tuesday 22nd April 2014
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JuniorD said:
The food and t-shirt isn't free, you paid for it!
Er, yes, and its worth it. As I said.