Tour De Celeb

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Kinky

39,558 posts

269 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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Daveyraveygravey said:
I'm getting fed up of the constant revisiting of what each of the characters did 5 minutes/1 hour/7 days ago. We don't all have the memory of a goldfish! And if I see one more of them have a slow speed off...
That's how you turn 20 minutes of actual programming into an hour of TX time.

I just Sky+ everything and fast forward through it all.

Usget

5,426 posts

211 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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nammynake said:
Me and couple of lads from the club did the long route - pretty tough route, with a strong headwind for much of it.

https://www.strava.com/activities/621648539
Fair play. That's pretty impressive.

Johnny

9,652 posts

284 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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Caught up with the 2 latest episodes.

Finding it amusing and infuriating/annoying in equal measure tbh.

ajk

356 posts

253 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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okgo said:
I would be interested to see how quick he could do that sportive if he actually didn't have to wait around for the deadwood (austin I mean)
His time on the Etape was pretty impressive, especially in those conditions (v hot).

okgo

38,042 posts

198 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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ajk said:
His time on the Etape was pretty impressive, especially in those conditions (v hot).
Yeh not too bad tbh - though which time are you going by? The chip seems quite different to gun time? Is that just because he stopped for an hour or whatever or is one wrong?

ajk

356 posts

253 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Can't remember what time I was looking at (something like 4:45 I think?), but I remember being impressed, especially as I spent pretty much the whole of the last climb trying not to throw up...heat not being my thing!

yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Johnny said:
Caught up with the 2 latest episodes.

Finding it amusing and infuriating/annoying in equal measure tbh.
Same here. I managed to find Episodes 2 & 3 on catch-up telly so indulged myself. Some of the 'celebs' are truly annoying. Hugo? He can't be bothered so why is anyone bothering with him? Lucy? I desperately want to like her if she's as much of a novice as is claimed. But strewth! She doesn't half make it difficult. Angelica Bell is weirdly less irritating on this show than I've found her to be in other stuff I've seen her in. I find myself really wishing that she makes it through to the end, but sadly I'm not sure she can beat the broom wagon in the big event. I think I like her because I'm closer to her than I am to Austin despite having cycled for a long time now. Jodie Kidd? I missed ep 1, so didn't see much about the injury she suffered. I didn't used to be a fan of hers, not of 'models' generally really. But I met her (briefly) at the Goodwood FoS one year, and she really grew on me. I hope her leg/knee holds up. Darren Gough? I liked his 'no nonsense, John Smith's attitude' at first. Then he was a complete dhead and brought his dehydration moment upon himself. It wasn't big, nor clever, and made me think 'hypocrite' when he then had a go at Hugo for buggering off to Glasto. Amy Williams? The pick of the ladies for me personally. Although she's got a massive head start in terms of knowing how to train and being fit. Seems to be a team player, so I think I'd like to be in her team if I were on the show. Austin Healey? Motormouth more like. I know it's a show built in the editing suite, but he comes across as pretty impatient with the real novices. As we've seen, he's already got a 'leg up' in this sort of event with his pal Dallaglio's charity rides. Plus he's a fit lad anyway, so I'd like to see him be a bit less selfish and try to keep his less able team-mates together more. Encourage and support them, not roll eyes and cycle off into the sunset. It's supposed to be a team game after all? Louie Spence? Isn't he the annoying voice of the "Spin Genie" radio ads? Not a good start Louie,I already found you annoying before I tuned in to TdC. For a man who's supposedly a dancer, and therefore 'professionally fit' he's a bit of a wash-out. He could do it, but doesn't seem willing to try. Supposedly it was only 8 weeks of prep. If a man who had to stay fit and learn complex dance routines can't knuckle down for a couple of months, especially if he's being paid for it (which I assume they all are), then I begin to lose respect for him.

It's an interesting idea. It lacks something in the execution though. I assume it's been dumbed down a bit to appeal to non-cycling "reality TV" fans as well as cyclists. I don't know the viewing figures but I suspect that this 'half way house' has lost elements of both viewer groups. I'm going to watch the last one, as I want to see what happens, but I doubt I'd watch another series like this. It was proper 'bubble gum telly' when all's said and done. My biggest gripe was with the amount of screen time given over to bad weather, injuries, riders falling off repeatedly, and folk retching at the roadside. Hardly a positive recruitment film for cycling, despite me very rarely seeing much of that kind of thing going on in real-world amateur leisure riding. On the whole a disappointing waste of an opportunity to showcase many of the positive elements of the sport...

Laurel Green

30,780 posts

232 months

Monday 19th December 2016
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This should to be interesting!

Long Drax

744 posts

170 months

Monday 19th December 2016
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Laurel Green said:
This should to be interesting!
Can't believe how fat Goughy still is.


df76

3,630 posts

278 months

Monday 19th December 2016
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Quite impressed by them all, looked mighty hard work and hot!

pembo

1,204 posts

193 months

Tuesday 20th December 2016
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Long Drax said:
Can't believe how fat Goughy still is.
I loved the guy who rode past and told Goughy his tyre was looking flat!

lauda

3,476 posts

207 months

Tuesday 20th December 2016
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df76 said:
Quite impressed by them all, looked mighty hard work and hot!
Me too. I was particularly impressed by Amy only finishing a handful of minutes behind Jodie Kidd.

The route looked spectacular though. Were it not for the imminent arrival of lauda Jnr II in the early new year, I'd be tempted to sign up for 2017.

yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Tuesday 20th December 2016
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Are we grown ups here? Is it OK to talk about the result without folk crying about spoilers?


OK then.

That was better (as a TV show I mean). Apart from what felt like ten minutes at the start of the show going back over old ground, at least.

It looks like an incredible event. One that I always thought was pointless me entering (even if I could afford getting there and the entry fee). Now, after seeing even Angelica Bell beat the broom, I'm thinking "exactly how hard can this thing be?"

No offence to any of them, and I'm DEFINITELY NOT saying it looked easy, but it certainly didn't come across as being as tough as it was billed to be. Hugo, once again, was the most irritating thing about the show. Wussing it for 45 minutes with a puncture was bad form really, and ultimately was the difference between his team winning or losing. Disappointing to see the trouble Jodie was having with her gears as well. With pro cyclists on the coaching team, you'd assume some level of mechanical ability, and probably a team mechanic with at least ten riders out on the course, possibly more as most of the 'less able' or less confident celebs seemed to have a chaperone riding with them. If she was dropping her chain that much maybe a dog-fang chain catcher could have helped? Cheap as chips and seconds to install. But hey? Without the jeopardy (real, invented, or imagined) where would 'reality' TV and celeb challenge shows be?

Louie Spence was being his usual attention-seeking drama queen self. Fair enough if you're hot enough to need some shade and a breather for a few minutes, but that short-cutting nonsense? Scripted, surely? All in all though, I thought that all eight of the celebs came out of L'Étape pretty well. No-one had to face the embarrassment of being 'swept up' and all finished the course under their own steam. Some of them needed a rocket inserted somewhere vital with all the walking they were doing, as I'm sure that they were capable of plodding up those inclines ON the bike rather than beside it, but being fair a few of them were not 'cyclists' at all merely 8 weeks prior to the event.

One annoying thing for me was Angelica being told to keep to the middle at the top of one ascent where she was walking (keep to the sides, surely, when other riders are riding up?) and then again where she climbed off right on the finish line for the 'hold the bike aloft' photo, and two riders at reasonable pace had to thread their way between her and her coach to cross the line in the accepted 'proper' fashion.

N'er mind though. I missed episode 1, caught up with episodes 2 & 3 eventually, but in the end it wasn't the utter waste of time I feared it might be. The Alps certainly looked like an amazing place to ride a bike! Well done all (even Hugo and Lucy wink ) - and to be fair to Channel 5 it all came good in the end.

mcelliott

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8,666 posts

181 months

Tuesday 20th December 2016
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Is that the full fat version of the etape? i was surprised there was less than 3000m of climbing.

okgo

38,042 posts

198 months

Tuesday 20th December 2016
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Guess it depends on the stage.

It doesn't look too bad most years tbh, just warm, the Marmotte would sort men from boys!

Gren

1,950 posts

252 months

Tuesday 20th December 2016
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mcelliott said:
Is that the full fat version of the etape? i was surprised there was less than 3000m of climbing.
Didn't a landslide chop out one of the climbs?

Agree with YJ. Either that wasn't as big a challenge as I thought or (more likely) the 8 of them were better trained, and put in more time, than the programme would have us believe.

Re. Jodies chain dropping 10 times... surely one of the pros they had with them knows how to set up a front mech limit screws

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Tuesday 20th December 2016
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Gren said:
mcelliott said:
Is that the full fat version of the etape? i was surprised there was less than 3000m of climbing.
Didn't a landslide chop out one of the climbs?

Agree with YJ. Either that wasn't as big a challenge as I thought or (more likely) the 8 of them were better trained, and put in more time, than the programme would have us believe.

Re. Jodies chain dropping 10 times... surely one of the pros they had with them knows how to set up a front mech limit screws
Mech probably got bent in transit and it wasn't picked up on smile

45 minutes for a puncture though, unforgivable...

vwsurfbum

895 posts

211 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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As a MTB'r i watched this mini series with complete novice eyes, but that last challenge didnt seem as hard as they had been building it up to be?
Must admit i'd quite fancy trying it?
Ive done 70+ miles off road in the yorkshire in 10hrs so i'm pretty sure i could do it in their 10 hour time slot?
not really done any road riding and certainly never used curly bars is there anything thats similar over here?

okgo

38,042 posts

198 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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Not really. I should think most of our harder events are more like the one day classics/ardennes type things.

Give me a steady 7% 10k climb over endless 15% ramps any day!

vwsurfbum

895 posts

211 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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okgo said:
Not really. I should think most of our harder events are more like the one day classics/ardennes type things.

Give me a steady 7% 10k climb over endless 15% ramps any day!
So its all about the climbs Hmmmm