Lycra shorts

[croyde]

Finally succumbed, and the Evans £50 voucher from Christmas helped, and bought my first pair of Lycra shorts as my arse is really suffering from the saddle this year.

Looked in the mirror and shock! horror! I've seen lady cyclists with a bigger package. Better stuff a saveloy down there but currently hiding the shorts under baggy 3/4s.

[paranoid airbag]

damn, I thought cycle shorts automatically made your package huge? back to internet spam for me then...

[amnesia V6]

When I went for a ride on Saturday morning it was -3C... inverted is the word ;-)

[robpearson]

Two words... Camel toe :-p

[slomax]

Surely beetle bonnet would be more apt.

I don't do the whole Lycra thing. I have baggy cycling shorts with a padded tight fitting lining. I have a few pairs (Polaris, endura, decathlon) and out of all of them, the decathlon ones are the comfiest and best made.

[HundredthIdiot]

croyde said:

currently hiding the shorts under baggy 3/4s.

That makes it worse. Much, much worse.