Mums don't always know best!

[philthy]

Mobsta said:

It would be less embarrassing for the poor boy if he had to run along side them (naked) whilst they rode their own bikes, simply proffering the explanation that his family could afford neither clothes or a bike.

If women were bikes, his new bike is about as cool looking and desirable as the model below.

You know what? I think I'd rather ride that, than that god awful bike?

[Mobsta]

philthy said:

You know what? I think I'd rather ride that, than that god awful bike?

Standards, man, standards!

[curlie467]

Mobsta said:

Standards, man, standards!

fk me! no-one has standards that low!

What the hell is it anyway?

[Mobsta]

curlie467 said:

fk me! no-one has standards that low!

What the hell is it anyway?

I dont know, but could you imagine it chasing after you, on that bike?

[philthy]

Mobsta said:

I dont know, but could you imagine it chasing after you, on that bike?

[YourMother]

This topic HAS to be put on the legendary threads.

[aka_kerrly]

Jeez who lets wifey get involved with buying any item that has WHEELS that isn't a vacuum cleaner.... what a fail.

[KaraK]

I wonder if this bike faux pas from Mrs911m could finally present an opportunity to declare yourselves even for the [cough]kettle incident[/cough]?

[RobDickinson]

Can you take the fake motogp seat off and put a proper one on? Then it may be a fair usable kids fully?

Else take it out back and burn it. Buy the boy a proper bike.

TBH if its that cheap it'll be unlikely to be safe to use anyhow.

[Olf]

When I was 12 you would have got special favours for having a bike like that. How cool. Especially once you add a piece of plastic that rubs on the tyre and makes a motorbike noise. Full suspension, disc brakes, comfy seat, knight rider look. He'll be beating the girls off with a stty stick.

You do live in Mumbai don't you?

[Mobsta]

Whatever happens, print off the entire thread and give it to your son when he hits middle age. He probably suspects you learned to ride on a real live dinosaur anyway, and the cred you'll gain by publicly acknowledging your wife's failures will spare you from a spacko futuristic wheel chair deal/entanglement come your geriatric years.

[911motorsport]

Olf said:

When I was 12 you would have got special favours for having a bike like that. How cool. Especially once you add a piece of plastic that rubs on the tyre and makes a motorbike noise. Full suspension, disc brakes, comfy seat, knight rider look. He'll be beating the girls off with a stty stick.

You do live in Mumbai don't you?

[gtdc]

KaraK said:

I wonder if this bike faux pas from Mrs911m could finally present an opportunity to declare yourselves even for the [cough]kettle incident[/cough]?

Was it him that pissed in the kettle?

[illmonkey]

gtdc said:

KaraK said:

I wonder if this bike faux pas from Mrs911m could finally present an opportunity to declare yourselves even for the [cough]kettle incident[/cough]?

Was it him that pissed in the kettle?

yep

Sorry 911m

[Miguel Alvarez]

Why would someone piss in the kettle?

[gtdc]

Miguel Alvarez said:

Why would someone piss in the kettle?

It was too short to reach the sink.

[Mobsta]

Miguel Alvarez said:

Why would someone piss in the kettle?

There was a great deal of "piss boiling" amongst PHers in general, back in 2008

[SkinnyBoy]

philthy said:

Mobsta said:

It would be less embarrassing for the poor boy if he had to run along side them (naked) whilst they rode their own bikes, simply proffering the explanation that his family could afford neither clothes or a bike.

If women were bikes, his new bike is about as cool looking and desirable as the model below.

You know what? I think I'd rather ride that, than that god awful bike?

Why would you want to ride Fish from Marillion?

Mums, bless em.. haven't got the foggiest what us sons want as kids!

[FWDRacer]

911M - Revenge is a dish best served icy cold.

He's choosing your care home - and he'll not forget this incident in a hurry

[Gooby]

philthy said:

You know what? I think I'd rather ride that, than that god awful bike?

is that human?
urgh!