Mums don't always know best!

[911motorsport]

Iminently. A Mongoose Pro (second hand as they're bloody expensive)

[gtdc]

oldcynic said:

Pints said:

I've just shown this thread to Mrs Pints, and she places blame firmly at the door of 911m (although she did ask how a mother could do that to her own child. A ginger stepkid, fair enough, but not your own flesh and blood.)

She reckons you get shot of the monstrosity that now lurks your shed, sort out a Mongoose Pro pronto, and send 911m junior for councilling - just to be on the safe side.

With 2 ginger children and 3 step-children I'm not sure whether to take offence or just ignore you. I guess the latter takes less energy.

Could you not get ginger step children?

[SplatSpeed]

groomi said:

Pints said:

911motorsport said:

In fact the little fella has sacrificed some of his holiday money and bought her a new purse

It's luminous orange and encrusted with rhinestones. I'm not entirely sure if this was an act of remorse or revenge

The kid's got style.

i like the kid

get him an account!

[oldcynic]

gtdc said:

oldcynic said:

Pints said:

I've just shown this thread to Mrs Pints, and she places blame firmly at the door of 911m (although she did ask how a mother could do that to her own child. A ginger stepkid, fair enough, but not your own flesh and blood.)

She reckons you get shot of the monstrosity that now lurks your shed, sort out a Mongoose Pro pronto, and send 911m junior for councilling - just to be on the safe side.

With 2 ginger children and 3 step-children I'm not sure whether to take offence or just ignore you. I guess the latter takes less energy.

Could you not get ginger step children?

No - none available. Good thing too as they'd have been picked on mercilessly on PH.

The ginger children however are regularly complimented on their hair by complete strangers so I don't think they've got anything to worry about.

[gtdc]

oldcynic said:

No - none available. Good thing too as they'd have been picked on mercilessly on PH.

The ginger children however are regularly complimented on their hair by complete strangers so I don't think they've got anything to worry about.

People spend a lot of money on copper hair dye so there's got to be something in it.

[Badabing]

That story followed by Munson's "HA HA" pic genuinely had me in tears, brilliant. Educate your wife and let her read this thread. Kind of feel sorry for both your child and wife though : )

Edited by Badabing on Monday 9th May 14:55

[Dixie68]

Just found this classic thread - fantastic!

Incidentally, this:

Mobsta said:

is clearly the England Rugby manager, Martin Johnson, in a wig.

[Stedman]

champ54321 said:

Why on earth would a woman try and take over what should always be a mans job!

Poor kid, I hope she kept the receipt....

Tell her to make you a sandwich, NOW!