How many people do your job?

[toasty]

st, not even I do the job I do.

[Jimmy No Hands]

4 of us in our little department thing. Though more like 3.5 half the time.

[iphonedyou]

Use Psychology said:

Probably a few hundred people in the world have the specialist knowledge that I have and are able to make the chemicals I can make.

... Osama?

[drivin_me_nuts]

iphonedyou said:

Use Psychology said:

Probably a few hundred people in the world have the specialist knowledge that I have and are able to make the chemicals I can make.

... Osama?

He was. Now we just call him 'bob'.

[16v stretch]

About 15 other people do the same job as me. We're pretty specialised within a large breakdown company.

Not come across another company with a similar dedicated team.

In a nutshell, I oversee technical queries from a large network garages, deal with policy repudiations and enforcements, and liase with insurance companies and other stakeholders, company PR reps, and produce MI reports for senior management.

Hopefully in a month or so, I shall then be a resource manager deciding how best to allocate staff on a day to day basis across insurance claims centres over the UK, in which role I'd guess there are maybe a few thousand... possibly less.

[slopes]

Dolphin shaver, not many of us about at all

[eldar]

slopes said:

Dolphin shaver, not many of us about at all

Millions of you. When was the last time you saw a bearded dolphin?

[slopes]

eldar said:

Millions of you. When was the last time you saw a bearded dolphin?

Earlier today at work, but the reason you've never seen one before, is because i am superb at my job

[maser_spyder]

I am the one and only. Nobody I'd rather be. Can't take that away from me.

[Gizmo!]

Depending on how specific you choose to be; probably 20 or so people. You could widen the description and it'd be a few hundred.

[onesickpuppy]

Famous Graham said:

Shopping cart abandonment remarketing, if anyone cares.

You steal shopping trolleys and weigh them in, don't you?

[Famous Graham]

onesickpuppy said:

Famous Graham said:

Shopping cart abandonment remarketing, if anyone cares.

You steal shopping trolleys and weigh them in, don't you?

Curses. D'ye like dags?

[JAHetfield]

Buying and selling cars, buying and selling ferrous/non-ferrous metals and catalytic convertors, breaking cars and selling parts, sourcing new parts from suppliers for customers, general mechanic work, general office work including organising work for the other mechanics, doing wages, tax returns etc., fitting tyres, van/lorry driving, digger driving, and last but not least, farming khaki campbell ducks.

Anyone else do all that?

[Famous Graham]

JAHetfield said:

Buying and selling cars, buying and selling ferrous/non-ferrous metals and catalytic convertors, breaking cars and selling parts, sourcing new parts from suppliers for customers, general mechanic work, general office work including organising work for the other mechanics, doing wages, tax returns etc., fitting tyres, van/lorry driving, digger driving, and last but not least, farming khaki campbell ducks.

Anyone else do all that?

You forgot playing guitar. \m/

[remedy]

JAHetfield said:

Buying and selling cars, buying and selling ferrous/non-ferrous metals and catalytic convertors, breaking cars and selling parts, sourcing new parts from suppliers for customers, general mechanic work, general office work including organising work for the other mechanics, doing wages, tax returns etc., fitting tyres, van/lorry driving, digger driving, and last but not least, farming khaki campbell ducks.

Anyone else do all that?

I was so close, I thought you might be a pi ey but then I saw you do tax returns.

Anyone else want to guess?

[HOGEPH]

I checked with the governing body "Stunt Cocks Incorporated", and they said they'll get back to me with numbers.

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

Lotus Lewis said:

I am a full time close up magician

Seriously?

I fecking LOVE this, me. I went to a posh dinner at a big stately home a few years back, and there was a close up / table magician going round doing tricks.

I thought it was great - even close up and trying to watch his every move, I could not work out the tricks. I can see it must take years of practice to get that good.

I caught him at the bar later and bought him a couple of beers and got chatting about the whole thing and how he got into it.

After a while, he said 'come on, I'll show you how I do some of the more common tricks' and we went over to where he had his 'box of tricks.'

He showed me a few tricks, and I couldn't spot how they were done, until he slowed right down and told me where to look. Once I could see how it was done, it was so simple and yet so clever - the sleight of hand and misdirection - totally awesome IMHO!

[JAHetfield]

Famous Graham said:

You forgot playing guitar. \m/

That's more of a hobby than a job lol \m/

remedy said:

I was so close, I thought you might be a pi ey but then I saw you do tax returns.

Anyone else want to guess?

Wanna hear something funny? I spent the first 5 years of my life living in a caravan. But then pie keys don't use the internet

[EDLT]

Was a mechanic, but can't find any work so I'm stuck temping in a warehouse.

The number of people who could do my job must be in the billions.

[sunbeam alpine]

iphonedyou said:

Use Psychology said:

Probably a few hundred people in the world have the specialist knowledge that I have and are able to make the chemicals I can make.

... Osama?

No. I think he's called Danny. When he spikes someone, they know they've been spoken to.

Jobwise, I mostly drink coffee with farmers. Pretty much anyone could do that.