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And here, as requested, an open letter from Kaz, the lady in question, to Gatso:-
When I became aware of this thread that is currently circulating on PistonHeads I was somewhat perturbed.
I have no idea who 'Gatso' is, I didn't hand out my number to anyone at the MTorque bash at Thorney's, and as for 'text tennis', I'm technically inept in that department (as those who do receive texts from me will testify to - I blame it on the lack of spellchecker). However, as a conscientious health professional I'm concerned about this PistonHead member (who appears to be a lurking member on here as well) so I hope it's OK with the Mods to post an open letter to this troubled individual, in the hope that he'll read it and seek the professional help he so desperately needs -
Dear Mr Gatso
Re. Imaginary relationships....
Having carefully read your interesting post on Piston Heads attesting to our burgeoning relationship, I feel that as a psychologist it is my duty to empathise with your erotomanic delusional disorder and try to understand what has led you to seek solace in imaginary relationships.
As I have no idea who you are (I hope this acknowledgment doesn't further damage your apparent low self esteem) carrying out the traditional componential analysis of your psyche isn't an option. However if you're willing to answer the following questions I might be able to reach an appropriate diagnosis and suggest a course of treatment that could enable you to become a worthwhile member of society.
1 - Have you ever, or do you suffer now from nocturnal enuresis?
2 - Do you suffer from penile dysfunction or premature ejaculation?
3 - Have you ever fantasised about dressing up in women's clothes and wearing high heels?
I'll hypothesise that you'll answer yes to all the above, but feel free to contradict me.
I look forward to hearing from you and be assured that treatment is available on the NHS for fantasists.
Regards
Dr Kaz
I'd be grateful if another PH member could forward this to Gatso via the above PH thread - cruel to be kind I know, but it's for his own good.
When I became aware of this thread that is currently circulating on PistonHeads I was somewhat perturbed.
I have no idea who 'Gatso' is, I didn't hand out my number to anyone at the MTorque bash at Thorney's, and as for 'text tennis', I'm technically inept in that department (as those who do receive texts from me will testify to - I blame it on the lack of spellchecker). However, as a conscientious health professional I'm concerned about this PistonHead member (who appears to be a lurking member on here as well) so I hope it's OK with the Mods to post an open letter to this troubled individual, in the hope that he'll read it and seek the professional help he so desperately needs -
Dear Mr Gatso
Re. Imaginary relationships....
Having carefully read your interesting post on Piston Heads attesting to our burgeoning relationship, I feel that as a psychologist it is my duty to empathise with your erotomanic delusional disorder and try to understand what has led you to seek solace in imaginary relationships.
As I have no idea who you are (I hope this acknowledgment doesn't further damage your apparent low self esteem) carrying out the traditional componential analysis of your psyche isn't an option. However if you're willing to answer the following questions I might be able to reach an appropriate diagnosis and suggest a course of treatment that could enable you to become a worthwhile member of society.
1 - Have you ever, or do you suffer now from nocturnal enuresis?
2 - Do you suffer from penile dysfunction or premature ejaculation?
3 - Have you ever fantasised about dressing up in women's clothes and wearing high heels?
I'll hypothesise that you'll answer yes to all the above, but feel free to contradict me.
I look forward to hearing from you and be assured that treatment is available on the NHS for fantasists.
Regards
Dr Kaz
I'd be grateful if another PH member could forward this to Gatso via the above PH thread - cruel to be kind I know, but it's for his own good.
d.Zod said:
Bexx said:
Sooooooo, this is the extended Play Ground is it ...
I haven't been called Fatty since junior school ZOD ... remind me how OLD you are and let all the boys and girls see what a total God you are ...
I'm 41, slim and look like a god. I haven't been called Fatty since junior school ZOD ... remind me how OLD you are and let all the boys and girls see what a total God you are ...
Eros-Zod with the 'ickle willy....
Gareth W said:
Nords said:
MADCOWDISEASE said:
Have you tried Gareth @ Bespoke?
What? To help get banned again?
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