Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph

Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph

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sneijder

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5,221 posts

235 months

Monday 22nd February 2010
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I'm half thinking of one as a beater, you know something to wear whilst stirring paint with an old bamboo stick, or resiliconing the downstairs chod-bin.



It's only a midgies under $100,000. I doubt anyone on here has one of the 25 made, so I'll just go off the reviews on Amazon thankyouverymuch.

http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-Tourbillon-Titanium-C...

If you're drinking coffee, put it down before reading the reviews


Balmoral Green

40,943 posts

249 months

Monday 22nd February 2010
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sneijder said:
If you're drinking coffee, put it down before reading the reviews
hehe

Ikemi

8,447 posts

206 months

Monday 22nd February 2010
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hehe

A review of the Breguet Classique watch for $131,693.93;



A few months ago while I was blitzed out of my mind on coke lines and Crystal, one of the 10 high class call girls I hired for a wild Vegas bachelor party stole my rare $240,000 Patek Phillipe Grand Celestial. I was torn between making a big donation to help the Haiti victims or getting a new luxury timepiece to replace my Patek. I knew a donation would not get me laid like this watch and I needed a watch so the Breguet was the obvious choice and the fact that it costs $100k less than my Patek made it a bargain.

My Breguet Classique arrived in packaging well insulated by the carefully shaved pubic hairs of Sports Illustrated supermodels. It was glorious in its pure magnificenceness. I still am not able to figure out how to tell time with it with all the crazy dials and all but when you wear a watch that costs over $130,000, you don't need to know what time it is. You tell fools what time it is!! Why spend a $130k for a watch when you can't decipher how to tell time on it? Poontang of course. Seriously, when you wear this watch and tell chicks how much it costs, they literally drop their panties and bend over. Just remember to carry the receipt or bill of sale with you to prove how much cash you slung when the babes peep your bling ...

andy tims

5,581 posts

247 months

Monday 22nd February 2010
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laughlaughlaugh

Pesty

42,655 posts

257 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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sneijder said:
If you're drinking coffee, put it down before reading the reviews
laugh

andy_s

19,405 posts

260 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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biglaugh

andy tims

5,581 posts

247 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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So good I put this on TZ-UK

sneijder

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5,221 posts

235 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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I got it from Watchuseek, and so, the circle is complete smile

cyberface

12,214 posts

258 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2010
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I've actually *got* a tourbillon. Nah nah na-na nah.

tongue out

It looks a little bit like one of Breguet's models (the £69k one) but that's good, because it looks like a watch, and not like a bad DMT trip gone wrong whilst flying an old Soviet space module. What the *fk* were Zenith taking when they designed that????