airline lifejackets - how safe are they?

airline lifejackets - how safe are they?

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JerseyS2000

379 posts

219 months

Wednesday 6th June 2012
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Useless fact for you all (and not entirely relevant)

A South African charity is asking international airlines to donate their old (ie used a few times then thrown away) blankets to the homeless in SA, since they keep burning down their shanty homes and these would prevent many accidental deaths given their fire retardent properties.

Clever, eh?

matchmaker

8,496 posts

201 months

Wednesday 6th June 2012
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I'm trying to remember a Billy Connolly sketch about lifejackets on planes - the gist of it was as you're falling out of the sky at 500mph, you hope the pilot is aiming for a puddle!

BliarOut

72,857 posts

240 months

Wednesday 6th June 2012
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matchmaker said:
I'm trying to remember a Billy Connolly sketch about lifejackets on planes - the gist of it was as you're falling out of the sky at 500mph, you hope the pilot is aiming for a puddle!
You get a whistle in the middle of the Atlantic. A whistle...

G600

1,479 posts

188 months

Wednesday 6th June 2012
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BliarOut said:
You get a whistle in the middle of the Atlantic. A whistle...
and a little light

TVR1

5,463 posts

226 months

Wednesday 6th June 2012
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The Boy Lard said:
Don't the 'slides' turn into life rafts anyway?

So you may only need them in the 'Egyptian Hijack' scenario... Slightly out of control ditching?

Will other things float like seat cushions?
IIRC though, a large number of the deaths occurred because of drowing, rather than the actual impact and a high proportion of those drownings were from passengers who inflated their life vests before exiting the aircraft and so found it impossible to swim 'down' towards exits or splits in the fuselage.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 6th June 2012
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I am sure i remember those square inflatable ones that would cushion the fall on land, as well. About as much use as a honest politician.

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Wednesday 6th June 2012
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OP, can I ask why you ask?

matc

4,714 posts

208 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Why dont they replace them for parachutes?

matc

4,714 posts

208 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Paddy_N_Murphy said:
matc said:
Why dont they replace them for parachutes?
Do parachutes float ?
They could add little inflatable rubber rings to them which you would blow up as you're enjoying the view on your descent! hehe


wacko105

5 posts

192 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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matc said:
Paddy_N_Murphy said:
matc said:
Why dont they replace them for parachutes?
Do parachutes float ?
They could add little inflatable rubber rings to them which you would blow up as you're enjoying the view on your descent! hehe
Mate that is a genius idea, you could be on to a lil money spinner there

JonnyFive

29,398 posts

190 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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wacko105 said:
matc said:
Paddy_N_Murphy said:
matc said:
Why dont they replace them for parachutes?
Do parachutes float ?
They could add little inflatable rubber rings to them which you would blow up as you're enjoying the view on your descent! hehe
Mate that is a genius idea, you could be on to a lil money spinner there
How do you get out of the plane thats hurtling towards the ground at 500mph+?

Sorry guys, Ahhaamm ooot..


matc

4,714 posts

208 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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JonnyFive said:
wacko105 said:
matc said:
Paddy_N_Murphy said:
matc said:
Why dont they replace them for parachutes?
Do parachutes float ?
They could add little inflatable rubber rings to them which you would blow up as you're enjoying the view on your descent! hehe
Mate that is a genius idea, you could be on to a lil money spinner there
How do you get out of the plane thats hurtling towards the ground at 500mph+?

Sorry guys, Ahhaamm ooot..

I'll admit my plan is a little flawed, but it was a reasonably valid question. How long is the plane still in the air for when the pilot knows he has a terminal problem?

dirty boy

14,703 posts

210 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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perhaps airliners would be safer if constructed like the Hercules or something, all the passengers on line parachutes, if things go wrong shove them out the back in a hurry.

Could be uncomfortable standing on a long haul I suppose.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

262 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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matc said:
I'll admit my plan is a little flawed, but it was a reasonably valid question. How long is the plane still in the air for when the pilot knows he has a terminal problem?
Usually the pilot only knows it’s terminal once they actually hit the mountain or whatever. The exception is structural or very major mechanical failure, which is why the aircraft carrying parachutes tend to be those that get shot at or fly in formation with attendant risk of collision.

Having a problem on an airliner that means the pilot has time and sufficient control to allow people to bale out but not enough to ditch would be very unusual.


matc

4,714 posts

208 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Would parachutes have saved more lives than lifejackets since mainstream passenger flight began?

I know it sounds like a stupid question but having read the flight-log of the Air France crash it seemed that there could have been time to at least evacuate some of the passengers before it crashed into the atlantic - maybe all of them if planes had been designed with rapid evacuation in mind.



Edited by matc on Thursday 7th June 17:00

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

234 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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matc said:
Would parachutes have saved more lives than lifejackets since mainstream passenger flight began?

I know it sounds like a stupid question but having read the flight-log of the Air France crash it seemed that there could have been time to at least evacuate some of the passengers before it crashed into the atlantic - maybe all of them if planes had been designed with rapid evacuation in mind.



Edited by matc on Thursday 7th June 17:00
they only worked out what was going on (and what danger they were in) seconds before they hit the deck at high speed

and I wouldn't have fancied my chances parachuting into a tropical storm in the middle of the atlantic, thousands of miles from civilisation

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

262 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Hugo a Gogo said:
they only worked out what was going on (and what danger they were in) seconds before they hit the deck at high speed

and I wouldn't have fancied my chances parachuting into a tropical storm in the middle of the atlantic, thousands of miles from civilisation
..and without a lifejacket

matc

4,714 posts

208 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Dr Jekyll said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
they only worked out what was going on (and what danger they were in) seconds before they hit the deck at high speed

and I wouldn't have fancied my chances parachuting into a tropical storm in the middle of the atlantic, thousands of miles from civilisation
..and without a lifejacket
You forget my inflatable ring idea!!

Ayahuasca

Original Poster:

27,427 posts

280 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Airbags!

Little ones in the seat in front.

Big ones under the fuselage.

Hit water, airbags go off and you float happily until rescued.

Weight of fully loaded 747: 350,000kg.
Volume of water to be displaced by airbags: 350,000 litres

Thus airbags totalling 9 metres in diameter would support the weight of the ditched airliner. I think.


Where is the nearest patent office?





Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Thursday 7th June 2012
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Ayahuasca said:
Airbags!

Little ones in the seat in front.

Big ones under the fuselage.

Hit water, airbags go off and you float happily until rescued.

Weight of fully loaded 747: 350,000kg.
Volume of water to be displaced by airbags: 350,000 litres

Thus airbags totalling 9 metres in diameter would support the weight of the ditched airliner. I think.


Where is the nearest patent office?
Unless the airbags are right at the underside of the plane not all of them will be submerged & displacing any water.

Besides, which bit of the broken up wreckage will they be connected too?