C4 - The Plane Crash

[Pixel Pusher]

Where is everyone?

[theboyfold]

Oakey said:

theboyfold said:

30F for me, it's where I normally try and sit

Get off me

Oh come on now, this could be our last moments together, try and make it special...

[anonymous-user]

I don't like it I wanna get off

[Fishtigua]

Bugger, I was holding my breath. Ads.

[Urban Sports]

Suckerz I got priority Q I get to sit anywhere

[YesItsAVW]

Aaaaaahh crash the bloody plane already!


This is brilliant!

[Zad]

Pixel Pusher said:

Where is everyone?

We are all in 33D consuming the drinks trolley as fast as possible. Its a bit draughty here though, I think someone left the door open.

[Apache]

CarlT said:

Why is it flying with wheels down all the time?

cos its supposed to be a hard landing simulation, the gear would be down. I imagine they left it down on the practise runs to eliminate potential failures, its an old jet

[Athlon]

I am sure the pilot just walked past me and has not come back?

• looks out the window*

[tenohfive]

Anybody else feel the pressing need to find the British bloke that's so desperate to get his voice heard on the radio and punch him in the face? My missus is giving me strange looks as I get more annoyed each time he opens his mouth.

[Bradgate]

I might soon look a complete prat for writing this, but I think there will be a surprisingly large number of 'survivors'

[Oakey]

theboyfold said:

Oh come on now, this could be our last moments together, try and make it special...

As if this wasn't bad enough, now I'm going to be raped

[Heathwood]

Am I the only one near the front? Have a made a terrible mistake sitting down here on my own?

[Pixel Pusher]

Are we there yet?

[hornetrider]

I'm in the mood for some canapés.

[LukeSi]

All the rich gits are dead

[Dr Doofenshmirtz]

My head hurts!

[Zad]

> Waves to the people up the front as they go past <

[Ultuous]

Am I the first to claim it will polish out?

[Oakey]

Hahaha, fk you First Ass