I've won the euromillions - hypothetical question

I've won the euromillions - hypothetical question

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aeropilot

34,588 posts

227 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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Guvernator said:
So no supersonic? Ever? Even in Africa? Sort of defeats the object if that's the case. frown
Other than in designated mil training zones (and therefore usually out of bounds to civvie) most countries won't allow supersonic overland. The bangs frighten the natives old boy.....
So, that's why you'd need to bugger off and go and play well out to sea for your supersonic thrills......like Thunder City used to do out of Cape Town Int.


IanMorewood

4,309 posts

248 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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If you are based in west Africa you have a rather large body of sea most of which is not on people's flight paths of defended airspace so plenty of space to go and play, doubt much of it even has effective radar coverage once you are fifty miles out.

As for arming your mig29, that's going to cost you lots more in bribes etc as they have to turn a blind eye to the possibility of you starting a local conflict.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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Is going supersonic really a thrill though? I think I'd get my kicks from the acceleration and rate of climb.

IanMorewood

4,309 posts

248 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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This is pistonheads so speed matters, mach two would beat most things other than a remapped bmw 335d.

Geneve

3,861 posts

219 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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Dr Jekyll said:
Is going supersonic really a thrill though? I think I'd get my kicks from the acceleration and rate of climb.
Low level flying is the ultimate thrill wink

I should, however, add that you've probably got far more chance of actually winning the Euromillions Jackpot than getting the CAA or EASA to condone almost anything suggested in this thread.




Edited by Geneve on Wednesday 1st April 14:57

RobbyJ

1,570 posts

222 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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I've thought about this topic for many years now, I reckon I'd settle on a simple fleet of cheap aircraft wink

MD500 for fun and short flights with mates etc

AW139 or AW189 for taking the family around in (or an Airbus H160, because they look really cool!)

Pilatus PC12 for longer European jaunts, why not a jet, I just love the PC12.



Edited by RobbyJ on Wednesday 1st April 15:03

aeropilot

34,588 posts

227 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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IanMorewood said:
This is pistonheads so speed matters, mach two would beat most things other than a remapped bmw 335d.
hehe

gwm

2,390 posts

144 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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aeropilot said:
IanMorewood said:
This is pistonheads so speed matters, mach two would beat most things other than a remapped bmw 335d.
hehe
Have another hehe

Ok so let's say you get hold of this Mig, and go supersonic over the UK or just off the coast - but outside restricted airspace - how much trouble would you be in?

aeropilot

34,588 posts

227 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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gwm said:
Ok so let's say you get hold of this Mig, and go supersonic over the UK or just off the coast - but outside restricted airspace - how much trouble would you be in?
The trouble you would be in would start the moment you left the deck as you aren't ever going to get a permit to fly a MiG29 in the UK/EU, so going supersonic at some point of the flight would be the least of your worries, but seeing as you've taken off, you may as well go for broke and go through the sound barrier on you one and only ever flight in it (and likely anything else again) winkbiggrin


Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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aeropilot said:
gwm said:
Ok so let's say you get hold of this Mig, and go supersonic over the UK or just off the coast - but outside restricted airspace - how much trouble would you be in?
The trouble you would be in would start the moment you left the deck as you aren't ever going to get a permit to fly a MiG29 in the UK/EU, so going supersonic at some point of the flight would be the least of your worries, but seeing as you've taken off, you may as well go for broke and go through the sound barrier on you one and only ever flight in it (and likely anything else again) winkbiggrin
But if you had a Hunter with a CAA permit and went supersonic in a dive offshore you should be OK. One of the first private Hunter operators in the UK was asked if he ever did this and replied that it wouldn't be a problem, there just wouldn't be any point. He had enough trouble scraping together the fuel money to keep in practice for airshows.

There was a suggestion a few years back that a privately owned Scandinavian Draken planning to visit a coastal UK airshow might do a sonic boom a few miles offshore but nothing came of it.

Turkish91

1,087 posts

202 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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If I was a multi billionaire and didn't give a fk (provided there was no jail time involved) I would undoubtedly set off a sonic boom right above my local town... As low as I possibly could. Just for a giggle laugh

gwm

2,390 posts

144 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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Turkish91 said:
If I was a multi billionaire and didn't give a fk (provided there was no jail time involved) I would undoubtedly set off a sonic boom right above my local town... As low as I possibly could. Just for a giggle laugh
Ditto.

I mean, let's say you just took off without permission in some Mig that wasn't certified to fly here, went supersonic a few times, are they going to shoot you down? Can a Typhoon catch you?

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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gwm said:
Ditto.

I mean, let's say you just took off without permission in some Mig that wasn't certified to fly here, went supersonic a few times, are they going to shoot you down? Can a Typhoon catch you?
Providing you kept out of controlled airspace I'm not sure they'd even notice until after you'd landed and someone wondering where all the sonic booms were coming from put 2 and 2 together. If you went into controlled airspace they would try to intercept you but unless it was a period of international tension and you had omitted to remove the red stars I don't think they would shoot you down.

There was a case of a Soviet pilot defecting in a MIG 25 who managed to land in Japan without being intercepted. Also the RAF Vulcan that diverted to Rio with a fuel problem and landed before the chasing Brazilian fighters had caught up with it. So in a MIG29 you might be back at base before they'd caught you.

The CAA would certainly have a sense of humour failure once they'd identified you though.

Have you thought of including Tower Bridge in your fly-it-like-you-stole-it itinerary?

EarlOfHazard

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3,603 posts

158 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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Dr Jekyll said:
gwm said:
Ditto.

I mean, let's say you just took off without permission in some Mig that wasn't certified to fly here, went supersonic a few times, are they going to shoot you down? Can a Typhoon catch you?
Providing you kept out of controlled airspace I'm not sure they'd even notice until after you'd landed and someone wondering where all the sonic booms were coming from put 2 and 2 together. If you went into controlled airspace they would try to intercept you but unless it was a period of international tension and you had omitted to remove the red stars I don't think they would shoot you down.

There was a case of a Soviet pilot defecting in a MIG 25 who managed to land in Japan without being intercepted. Also the RAF Vulcan that diverted to Rio with a fuel problem and landed before the chasing Brazilian fighters had caught up with it. So in a MIG29 you might be back at base before they'd caught you.

The CAA would certainly have a sense of humour failure once they'd identified you though.

Have you thought of including Tower Bridge in your fly-it-like-you-stole-it itinerary?
The Vulcan is privately owned, so how come it can fly around?
Surely it's a case of just handing over (no not bribing) money to the CAA for a permit, then only flying in designated areas ie not over where people live should the unthinkable happen?

aeropilot

34,588 posts

227 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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EarlOfHazard said:
Surely it's a case of just handing over (no not bribing) money to the CAA for a permit, then only flying in designated areas ie not over where people live should the unthinkable happen?
Err.....nope.

It's somewhat more complicated than that.

Actually it's not. The chances of the CAA letting a MiG-29 fly in civvie hands in the UK (& not under COMA regs) is ZERO....ZILCH.....NADDA......period.

And if anyone things the CAA won't notice an airworthy MiG-29 arriving in the UK then have one of these rofl


gwm

2,390 posts

144 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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Dr Jekyll said:
Have you thought of including Tower Bridge in your fly-it-like-you-stole-it itinerary?
Not until now I hadn't!

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IanMorewood

4,309 posts

248 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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Possibly could get a Mig 19 onto the EU civil register, that could manage a sonic boom (level and low) and would be significantly cheaper to buy and run.

frodo_monkey

670 posts

196 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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Dr Jekyll said:
Is going supersonic really a thrill though? I think I'd get my kicks from the acceleration and rate of climb.
'Tis just a number I'm afraid... As is M2.0 wink

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Wednesday 1st April 2015
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EarlOfHazard said:
The Vulcan is privately owned, so how come it can fly around?
Surely it's a case of just handing over (no not bribing) money to the CAA for a permit, then only flying in designated areas ie not over where people live should the unthinkable happen?
Because of it's complexity the Vulcan was only able to get a permit to fly with manufacturer backing.

EarlOfHazard

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3,603 posts

158 months

Thursday 2nd April 2015
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So if you can't operate a ex jet fighter, can you operate an ex miltary attack helicopter?