CHEMTRAILS

[marksx]

shakotan said:

To be fair, the trails left by jet ARE chemicals in the strict sense of the term!

Don't say it too loud, but the jet is made of chemicals.

[Anonymous Bodge]

Trevatanus said:

was it black??

How the hell did you know that?

[DamienB]

In actual fact, what happens is that Volkswagens store up all their nasties in a little tank onboard, and when they are serviced at a main dealer, they empty out the emissions into a big tank which is then pumped to the airports, and loaded onboard airliners for discreet disposal at 30,000 ft. This is because the government emissions testing people use dogs to do the sniff test... and dogs can't look up.

[Trevatanus]

Anonymous Bodge said:

Trevatanus said:

was it black??

How the hell did you know that?

Your screwed.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_helicopter

[dudleybloke]

DamienB said:

In actual fact, what happens is that Volkswagens store up all their nasties in a little tank onboard, and when they are serviced at a main dealer, they empty out the emissions into a big tank which is then pumped to the airports, and loaded onboard airliners for discreet disposal at 30,000 ft. This is because the government emissions testing people use dogs to do the sniff test... and dogs can't look up.

Yes. And its switched on using the FADEC.

Feck
All
Diesel
Environmental
Concern

[shakotan]

marksx said:

shakotan said:

To be fair, the trails left by jet ARE chemicals in the strict sense of the term!

Don't say it too loud, but the jet is made of chemicals.

As is the 'plane!

[shakotan]

Eric Mc said:

shakotan said:

To be fair, the trails left by jet ARE chemicals in the strict sense of the term!

All materials made up of separate elements are chemicals of some sort, I suppose.

Everything is chemicals.

[Eric Mc]

I would exclude basic elements. Once they combine, you get some chemistry.

[otolith]

Eric Mc said:

I would exclude basic elements. Once they combine, you get some chemistry.

That's the distinction between elements and compounds. Iron is a chemical. Oxygen is a chemical. Insulin is a chemical.

Matter is chemicals.

[Eric Mc]

The Chemical Brothers?

[Boatbuoy]

Eric Mc said:

The Chemical Brothers?

Because there's 2 'brothers' that's surely a compound chemical?

[eldar]

Eric Mc said:

I would exclude basic elements. Once they combine, you get some chemistry.

Isotopes?

[ApOrbital]

My dog left a chemtrail this morning after eating seaweed dirty messy bugger.

[perdu]

I wonder if we're just a bit TOO mocking about this

Since I opened this one yesterday and read about the OP's concerns I've noticed that I haven't seen a single -trail all day

Have they turned 'them' off for a while, just 'til we've stopped being alert


You can't be sure with them pesky lumminatis

I read it somewhere

[jmorgan]

Skies were gloriously clear when there was a ban on flying.....

[Shuvi McTupya]

jmorgan said:

Skies were gloriously clear when there was a ban on flying.....

Yup, I lived in Milton Keynes when the all the flights were grounded and it was very apparent that all of a sudden the sky was blue rather than misty white as it usually was.

Within a couple days of planes flying again there was no more blue sky.

However, that was caused by con trails rather than Chem trails..

[jmorgan]

Shuvi McTupya said:

However, that was caused by con trails rather than Chem trails..

Not parrots?

Edited by jmorgan on Friday 2nd October 09:39

[Shuvi McTupya]

I was just making it clear I wasn't buying into Chem trail thing, i wasn't trying to suggest that you were

[SHutchinson]

I work ever so slightly to the north of Newcastle. As I walked from my car into the office this morning I noticed a load of these chemtrails to the north. If anyone knows Northumberland they'll know it's pretty sparsely populated, who do I get in touch with to advise them that they need to fly over the centres of intelligent population, rather than Blyth?

[jmorgan]

Shuvi McTupya said:

I was just making it clear I wasn't buying into Chem trail thing, i wasn't trying to suggest that you were

Didn't think so.