Hovercraft being broken up

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hidetheelephants

24,352 posts

193 months

Sunday 31st January 2016
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Digger said:
Once up and moving, how far could they get with something measuring 40m * c25m? smile
How far do you want to go? They can get out the way they came in; through the gates, across the road, down the beach and onto the oggin.


saaby93

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32,038 posts

178 months

Sunday 31st January 2016
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Digger said:
Once up and moving, how far could they get with something measuring 40m * c25m? smile
This has the basis of a secret cunning plan wink

Right so 500 people turn up with their battery powered hoovers one night, quietly inflate the skirts. Then without anyone noticing all heave down the slipway to the sea

What next scratchchin

miniman

24,950 posts

262 months

Sunday 31st January 2016
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hidetheelephants said:
How far do you want to go? They can get out the way they came in; through the gates, across the road, down the beach and onto the oggin.

I looked at that satellite view earlier and thought, where are they? Interesting that there are two hovercraft shaped buildings there. hehe Big buggers aren't they?

Digger

14,669 posts

191 months

Sunday 31st January 2016
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hidetheelephants said:
Digger said:
Once up and moving, how far could they get with something measuring 40m * c25m? smile
How far do you want to go? They can get out the way they came in; through the gates, across the road, down the beach and onto the oggin.
On the assumption she'll be staying on dry land, . . . obviously! smile

aeropilot

34,589 posts

227 months

Sunday 31st January 2016
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hammo19 said:
I used to watch these depart from Pegwell Bay before they went to Dover. My mum still lives on the road above the old Hoverlloyd hoverport.
Have happy memories of a week's family holiday back in the summer of '74 (may have been '75) staying in a bungalow in Pegwell Road and walking across the road and along the cliff path above the bay and watching the hovercrafts come and go. Fabulously noisey beasts smile


saaby93

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32,038 posts

178 months

Sunday 31st January 2016
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The real question is how to get some serious money (and management) into it to put on a decent show and make a successful museum.
They close the Museum most days because they cant afford to open it, then wonder why they dont have any income.
Bletchley Park all over again.

scubadude

2,618 posts

197 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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This kind of cultural vandalism makes me cross, it stuff like these Hovercraft, Concorde etc that should have been rescued, restored and exhibited for the Millennium rather than the odious carbuncle they build in Woolwhich.

If so we'd have a fleet of fine vessels, planes, cars, tanks, trucks etc from all eras to exhibit and demonstrate for years to come, it would have been a wonder of the modern age... No some liberal tree hugging dipsh*t thought it would be better to smash them up with diggers and recycle them ala the Nimrod- what a criminal waste that was!?

On the other hand given the amount of flooding we're getting recently perhaps they'd be better used as housing :-)

longshot

3,286 posts

198 months

Wednesday 3rd February 2016
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scubadude said:
This kind of cultural vandalism makes me cross, it stuff like these Hovercraft, Concorde etc that should have been rescued, restored and exhibited for the Millennium rather than the odious carbuncle they build in Woolwhich.

If so we'd have a fleet of fine vessels, planes, cars, tanks, trucks etc from all eras to exhibit and demonstrate for years to come, it would have been a wonder of the modern age... No some liberal tree hugging dipsh*t thought it would be better to smash them up with diggers and recycle them ala the Nimrod- what a criminal waste that was!?

On the other hand given the amount of flooding we're getting recently perhaps they'd be better used as housing :-)
Don't mention Concorde. That's a whole new level of anger about what BA were allowed to do with them.

You make a very good point.

Saw this earlier... http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/02/battl...
Perhaps the HS2 pot could be put to good use and spent on saving our National treasures.

LittleEnus

3,226 posts

174 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Signed. Get on it guys and girls

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

198 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Vixpy1 said:
ChemicalChaos said:
If they can be saved by moving them to a new home, how the hell do you move them?!
500 people under skirt...

and shout LIFT!


Oh, and signed
There's a few girls in the north east like that.

Tom_C76

1,923 posts

188 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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scubadude said:
This kind of cultural vandalism makes me cross, it stuff like these Hovercraft, Concorde etc that should have been rescued, restored and exhibited for the Millennium rather than the odious carbuncle they build in Woolwhich.

If so we'd have a fleet of fine vessels, planes, cars, tanks, trucks etc from all eras to exhibit and demonstrate for years to come, it would have been a wonder of the modern age... No some liberal tree hugging dipsh*t thought it would be better to smash them up with diggers and recycle them ala the Nimrod- what a criminal waste that was!?

On the other hand given the amount of flooding we're getting recently perhaps they'd be better used as housing :-)
Why should all of the Concorde fleet be preserved? There's one at Duxford as a exhibition piece, why do we need all of them and where should they be kept?

And sadly the cross-channel hover was an evolutionary dead end. It was cramped, noisy and incredibly dated by the time it came out of service. Couldn't carry freight. And the smell of Avgas on board was enough to make the passengers nauseous even on a smooth crossing.

I think it has passed people by that the Stena HSS fleet are being scrapped. And they were a brilliant solution to ferry travel, very fast compared to a standard ferry and much more comfortable than a hovercraft. Two already scrapped and the third on the way if it hasn't already been broken up.

Scuffers

20,887 posts

274 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Tom_C76 said:
Why should all of the Concorde fleet be preserved? There's one at Duxford as a exhibition piece, why do we need all of them and where should they be kept?

And sadly the cross-channel hover was an evolutionary dead end. It was cramped, noisy and incredibly dated by the time it came out of service. Couldn't carry freight. And the smell of Avgas on board was enough to make the passengers nauseous even on a smooth crossing.

I think it has passed people by that the Stena HSS fleet are being scrapped. And they were a brilliant solution to ferry travel, very fast compared to a standard ferry and much more comfortable than a hovercraft. Two already scrapped and the third on the way if it hasn't already been broken up.
Concorde - the one at Duxford is not the same as the ones that were in service...

No, we don't need to keep them all, but one in working condition would be nice.

SRN-4 - it's a unique bit of engineering/transport history, still the fastest way to cross the channel, albeit a noisy one!

I don't disagree about the HSS fleet, used to use the one to holland and it was terrific, I guess like the hovercraft, they were just to fuel expensive?




SilverSixer

8,202 posts

151 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Horrible stinking vomit barges.

Good riddance.

Where do I sign up to help set fire to them?

aeropilot

34,589 posts

227 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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Tom_C76 said:
And the smell of Avgas on board was enough to make the passengers nauseous even on a smooth crossing.
The SR.N4's didn't use Avgas wink




Edited by aeropilot on Thursday 4th February 14:34

littlebasher

3,780 posts

171 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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hidetheelephants said:
How far do you want to go? They can get out the way they came in; through the gates, across the road, down the beach and onto the oggin.

See that one on the left?.....I massively puked in that one.

See the other one on the right?.....I puked in that one as well.

louiebaby

10,651 posts

191 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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It kind of feels right that they should be at the Brooklands Museum, at least in terms of the era and so on.

They'd be a bugger to get there though.

Boatbuoy

1,941 posts

162 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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louiebaby said:
It kind of feels right that they should be at the Brooklands Museum, at least in terms of the era and so on.

They'd be a bugger to get there though.
The M3 is being widened!

EarlOfHazard

3,603 posts

158 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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UK Petition here -

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/120227

spread the word

Scuffers

20,887 posts

274 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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anonymous said:
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you could use the same argument over the national gallery.


longshot

3,286 posts

198 months

Thursday 4th February 2016
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anonymous said:
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There are some things that the public purse should fund.
I think a collection of our technical achievements like this would pay for itself in the benefit it would give to the Nation.

What would you rather?

"Look Johnny, this is all the things this great nation has achieved" or
"Look Johnny, here's a book with pictures of all the things this great nation has achieved."