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calibrax

2,946 posts

80 months

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Sunday 19th August 2012 quote quote all
This evening I rewarded myself with a McDonald's Quarterpounder & Cheese, large fries and a large banana milkshake.

I'd spent the previous three hours changing the in-tank fuel pump on my car, which involved extracting the pump and sender housing from the tank, disassembling it, replacing the pump motor, reassembling, re-fitting to the car, and then a test drive. A very messy, fiddly, time-consuming job. And on the hottest day of the year as well.

But I did save around £400 by doing it myself. So I deserved my reward. The milkshake in particular was awesome. biggrin


Sleekitman

227 posts

55 months

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Sunday 19th August 2012 quote quote all
Condensed milk sandwiches do it for me but never when the wife's around.

Tubbytommy

418 posts

66 months

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Sunday 19th August 2012 quote quote all
STW2010 said:
rhinochopig said:
Tubbytommy said:
Never keep dirty takeaway cravings a secret, I tell the wife that's what I want and she tells me I can't. Work's quite well until she goes away.
Based on your user name I guess she's away a lot then biggrin
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rofl My username really lets me down at times but is a accurate description most of the time.

DJRC

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19,831 posts

105 months

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Monday 20th August 2012 quote quote all
calibrax said:
This evening I rewarded myself with a McDonald's Quarterpounder & Cheese, large fries and a large banana milkshake.

I'd spent the previous three hours changing the in-tank fuel pump on my car, which involved extracting the pump and sender housing from the tank, disassembling it, replacing the pump motor, reassembling, re-fitting to the car, and then a test drive. A very messy, fiddly, time-consuming job. And on the hottest day of the year as well.

But I did save around £400 by doing it myself. So I deserved my reward. The milkshake in particular was awesome. biggrin
I have to say, I think the best part was the McFlurry ice cream thing smile

Smiler.

5,386 posts

99 months

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Monday 20th August 2012 quote quote all
Sheets Tabuer said:
Sometimes I just want to take my clothes off, lock myself in a room with 50 pork pies, a pot of mustard and just rub it all in my face.
Genuine LOL moment right there!

biglaugh

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WCZ

1,464 posts

63 months

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Monday 20th August 2012 quote quote all
NinjaPower said:
Like having sex with an ugly fat girl, you feel absolutely ashamed and a bit sick afterwards, but at the time you just had to have it.
  • nods*

Cotty

24,927 posts

153 months

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Monday 20th August 2012 quote quote all
I want a Big Mac now amd a fillet of fish

Arun_D

1,669 posts

64 months

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Monday 20th August 2012 quote quote all
Cotty said:
amd a fillet of fish
Such magnificent things. The greatest thing about them is the fact no one ever seems to want them, so on the rare occasions that I do get one, it's always freshly made when I order it, so the bun is steaming hot, and the fillet is straight out of the fryer and crispier than a crispy thing that's been left out in the sun.

Always finished too soon, though..

Ewan S

1,274 posts

96 months

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Monday 20th August 2012 quote quote all
Sleekitman said:
Condensed milk sandwiches do it for me but never when the wife's around.
Next time try a banana, butter and peanut butter (or nutella if you're feeling European) condensed milk sandwich. Awesome!

It is rather high in calories, but works brilliantly as a hangover cure - so I've been told.

SpeedMattersNot

2,638 posts

65 months

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I've got 3 pet hates when it comes to the English language.

1) When people say "windowscreen" instead of wind screen.

2) When people say "just enter your PIN number". What...my personal identification number number?

3) The other, is when they say MacDonald's instead of McDonald's.

Urine, fully boiled.

Once I dropped my MacDonald's all over my windowscreen while trying to enter my pin number.


McHaggis

7,692 posts

24 months

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SpeedMattersNot said:
I've got 3 pet hates when it comes to the English language.

1) When people say "windowscreen" instead of wind screen.

2) When people say "just enter your PIN number". What...my personal identification number number?

3) The other, is when they say MacDonald's instead of McDonald's.

Urine, fully boiled.

Once I dropped my MacDonald's all over my windowscreen while trying to enter my pin number.
People that post in the wrong thread really annoy me. wink

A whole world awaits you...

http://www.pistonheads.com/GASSING/topic.asp?h=0&a...



marcosgt

6,199 posts

45 months

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Nope - I've eaten Muckdonalds rarely and every time I've felt I was eating industrial waste.

There is NEVER a case where I would WANT one...

M.

escargot

15,942 posts

86 months

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Monday 20th August 2012 quote quote all
Arun_D said:
Cotty said:
amd a fillet of fish
Such magnificent things. The greatest thing about them is the fact no one ever seems to want them, so on the rare occasions that I do get one, it's always freshly made when I order it, so the bun is steaming hot, and the fillet is straight out of the fryer and crispier than a crispy thing that's been left out in the sun.

Always finished too soon, though..
Indeed, they are monstrously undersized. I would like a 1/4lb filet o' fish please o' mighty McDonald's overseers.

MissChief

1,097 posts

37 months

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marcosgt said:
Nope - I've eaten Muckdonalds rarely and every time I've felt I was eating industrial waste.

There is NEVER a case where I would WANT one...

M.
There's always one.

Cheese Mechanic

1,459 posts

38 months

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Wednesday 22nd August 2012 quote quote all
MissChief said:
There's always one.
Where there is one, there ininvariably another.

You want to freely eat industrially processed chemically flavoured ste, go ahead.

The rest of us will do so only when forced by circumstance , and then regret it,thinking should have planned better, what say you fatty?

SpeedMattersNot

2,638 posts

65 months

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Wednesday 22nd August 2012 quote quote all
Cheese Mechanic said:
MissChief said:
There's always one.
Where there is one, there ininvariably another.

You want to freely eat industrially processed chemically flavoured ste, go ahead.

The rest of us will do so only when forced by circumstance , and then regret it,thinking should have planned better, what say you fatty?
Do you have sex with rubber gloves on too?


Caulkhead

4,938 posts

26 months

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Wednesday 22nd August 2012 quote quote all
Cheese Mechanic said:
MissChief said:
There's always one.
Where there is one, there ininvariably another.

You want to freely eat industrially processed chemically flavoured ste, go ahead.

The rest of us will do so only when forced by circumstance , and then regret it,thinking should have planned better, what say you fatty?
And another. I've eaten some of the filthiest food imaginable (see my posts on the DT thread), but I can't eat McDonalds. It's pretty grim, but it's not that that puts me off - it's just soooooo bland and tasteless. Nothing they serve actually tastes of anything, it's like they watered everything down to the point where no-one will be offended. Might just as well eat the bag.

SpeedMattersNot

2,638 posts

65 months

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Wednesday 22nd August 2012 quote quote all
Caulkhead said:
Cheese Mechanic said:
MissChief said:
There's always one.
Where there is one, there ininvariably another.

You want to freely eat industrially processed chemically flavoured ste, go ahead.

The rest of us will do so only when forced by circumstance , and then regret it,thinking should have planned better, what say you fatty?
And another. I've eaten some of the filthiest food imaginable (see my posts on the DT thread), but I can't eat McDonalds. It's pretty grim, but it's not that that puts me off - it's just soooooo bland and tasteless. Nothing they serve actually tastes of anything, it's like they watered everything down to the point where no-one will be offended. Might just as well eat the bag.
We are born with our taste buds...I know nurture has a large affect on what foods we like, but unlike music, nature still has a massive part in choosing what we like and what we don't like.

Whilst you personally, have not said others should not eat it, it's kind of rich of others to accuse those who do enjoy a McDonald's to be on the offensive.

I personally like the taste of several McDonald's items and know of lots of people who do. Put your hands up if every meal you've eaten, let's say, this year; has been "tasty food".

Sometimes we just need fuel and a McDonald's serves that purpose, perfectly.

XJSJohn

13,351 posts

88 months

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Thursday 23rd August 2012 quote quote all
Sleekitman said:
Condensed milk sandwiches do it for me but never when the wife's around.
Tizwas!!!

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Google [bot]

3,079 posts

50 months

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Thursday 23rd August 2012 quote quote all
Had one of these bad boys last night. Very good, though more for the novelty aspect; your general Maccas cravings still need the original stuff.


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