Reheating takeway chips - hints?

[Council Baby]

escargot said:

You need to up your game on the dating front mat, then your victim can finish your chips off. It'll probably be the last meal she ever has....

[james_gt3rs]

Pints said:

We really are letting in anyone these days.
Reheating chips? Whatever next?

+1 Be a man and finish them the night before

[sgrimshaw]

Eat them cold ..... known as a salad in Scotland.

[remedy]

sgrimshaw said:

Eat them cold ..... known as a salad in Scotland.

Well done, I just proper belly-laughed