Dirty takeaway pictures Vol 2

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WCZ

10,537 posts

195 months

Friday 5th April 2013
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Introducing the worst Chinese I've ever had, it tasted so bad I actually felt anger towards the restaurant, I suspect the rating system is susceptible to exploitation on Just-Eat.

1 X 25. Curry Samosas (4) (Beef) (Appetisers) - Hot £ 2.40 £ 2.40
1 X 35. Dim Sum Platter For 1 (Dim Sum) - Har kau, Sui Mai, beef Sui Mai, steamed pork dumpling, steamed pork bun & seaweed £ 3.20 £ 3.20
1 X 43. Steamed Pork Bun (4) (Dim Sum) - Served with vinegar £ 2.60 £ 2.60
1 X 433. Singapore Style Vermicelli (Noodle Dishes) - Hot £ 4.80 £ 4.80


calibrax

4,788 posts

212 months

Friday 5th April 2013
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Pixel-Snapper said:
giblet said:


Undercooked chicken = not good. Not feeling great at the moment!
This could escalate into a man down situation!!!!

Quick send for the DTP medics stat.

Talk to me Giblet! Don't go towards the bright lights.
With a name like Giblet, surely he should have built up a natural immunity, having occupied the inside of a chicken at some point... biggrin


MonkeyBusiness

3,937 posts

188 months

Friday 5th April 2013
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First weekend of the new thread.
Lets make it a good one smile

thetapeworm

11,241 posts

240 months

Friday 5th April 2013
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MonkeyBusiness said:
First weekend of the new thread.
Lets make it a good one smile
Indeed, bonus points for anyone ordering from somewhere with a rating of "1" or less on http://www.scoresonthedoors.org.uk - I suspect giblets new chicken place might be a contestant.

Edited by thetapeworm on Friday 5th April 09:59

247RPM

112 posts

137 months

Friday 5th April 2013
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Wise sages of the realm of dirty takeaways, I come before you seeking advice:

Hungryhouse, just eat or straight from the restaurant?

I've been using HH but find it a bit pricey when I see menus from restaurants.

Pferdestarke

7,180 posts

188 months

Friday 5th April 2013
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247RPM said:
Wise sages of the realm of dirty takeaways, I come before you seeking advice:

Hungryhouse, just eat or straight from the restaurant?

I've been using HH but find it a bit pricey when I see menus from restaurants.
If you've the menus to hand, go direct. Cut out the middleman and spend the difference on salt and pepper chicken wings.

devnull

3,754 posts

158 months

Friday 5th April 2013
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I think I ordered too much for just one person:



EDIT: Plus 2x Fortune Cookies and Bottle of FF Coke. Must not forget those.

marksx

5,052 posts

191 months

Friday 5th April 2013
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Well, to make up for my over dry Chinese effort on Wednesday...



Sylhety Naga, rice, chips (the proper, northern curry accompaniment) chicken pakoras.

430T

942 posts

135 months

Friday 5th April 2013
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thetapeworm said:
Indeed, bonus points for anyone ordering from somewhere with a rating of "1" or less on http://www.scoresonthedoors.org.uk - I suspect giblets new chicken place might be a contestant.

Edited by thetapeworm on Friday 5th April 09:59
Just found out that the only Indian and Chinese takeaways in the village I live in have a food rating of 1 and 0 yikes

devnull

3,754 posts

158 months

Friday 5th April 2013
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430T said:
thetapeworm said:
Indeed, bonus points for anyone ordering from somewhere with a rating of "1" or less on http://www.scoresonthedoors.org.uk - I suspect giblets new chicken place might be a contestant.

Edited by thetapeworm on Friday 5th April 09:59
Just found out that the only Indian and Chinese takeaways in the village I live in have a food rating of 1 and 0 yikes
I've heard that establishments can also get rated a 0 or 1 based on their inability to complete the form properly...

giblet

8,860 posts

178 months

Friday 5th April 2013
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I'm alive! I binned the raw chicken, didn't even consider eating it.

I regularly eat from a place with one star, never had any issues.

Pferdestarke

7,180 posts

188 months

Friday 5th April 2013
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marksx said:
Well, to make up for my over dry Chinese effort on Wednesday...



Sylhety Naga, rice, chips (the proper, northern curry accompaniment) chicken pakoras.
There's part of a severed foot in the picture.

Well done on moisture by the way.

Shinobi

5,072 posts

191 months

Saturday 6th April 2013
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devnull said:
I think I ordered too much for just one person:



EDIT: Plus 2x Fortune Cookies and Bottle of FF Coke. Must not forget those.
Impressive! Makes me bloody hungry. Chinese tomorrow I think.

ambuletz

10,754 posts

182 months

Saturday 6th April 2013
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devnull said:
430T said:
thetapeworm said:
Indeed, bonus points for anyone ordering from somewhere with a rating of "1" or less on http://www.scoresonthedoors.org.uk - I suspect giblets new chicken place might be a contestant.

Edited by thetapeworm on Friday 5th April 09:59
Just found out that the only Indian and Chinese takeaways in the village I live in have a food rating of 1 and 0 yikes
I've heard that establishments can also get rated a 0 or 1 based on their inability to complete the form properly...
some very strange places are on that list. some of the newsagents around me are exempt but others are not and have a low rating. off licenses are on the list but usually have a 5* rating. Dagenham Motors Ltd is on the list with a 2* rating.

bobbo89

5,227 posts

146 months

Saturday 6th April 2013
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devnull said:
I think I ordered too much for just one person:



EDIT: Plus 2x Fortune Cookies and Bottle of FF Coke. Must not forget those.
I think your winning the new thread so far, although it wont be long until Gallardoguy gets pekish!

exgtt

2,067 posts

213 months

Saturday 6th April 2013
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Shahi naan super kebab:

kebab with seekh, shami, chicken tikka, chicken pakora, onion bhaji, donner meat & salad, served with balti house special sauce.

2222g - 120G for paper/foil container = 2102g or 4lb 10oz for those who can remember Jimmy Savile in his hayday (shame on you)






20 mins in:


ambuletz

10,754 posts

182 months

Saturday 6th April 2013
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^ Bravo! Genuinely looks like something that's fallen out of a bin.clap And a nice diet coke to keep the calories down. laugh I'm hoping that wasn't a knife and fork job. I'd eat that with my hands.

marksx

5,052 posts

191 months

Saturday 6th April 2013
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Pferdestarke said:
There's part of a severed foot in the picture.
It was a side dish! :-D

jas xjr

11,309 posts

240 months

Saturday 6th April 2013
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devnull said:
I think I ordered too much for just one person:



EDIT: Plus 2x Fortune Cookies and Bottle of FF Coke. Must not forget those.
well done on the yorkshire tea smile

exgtt

2,067 posts

213 months

Saturday 6th April 2013
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ambuletz said:
^ Bravo! Genuinely looks like something that's fallen out of a bin.clap And a nice diet coke to keep the calories down. laugh I'm hoping that wasn't a knife and fork job. I'd eat that with my hands.
Yep started off with the knife and fork until i had access to the naan!
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