Dirty takeaway pictures Vol 2

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wijit

1,510 posts

176 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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I had a bad day yesterday. Over did it at Yo Sushi, and then decided I could manage chips, peas and gravy, bit like this,

As you can see, the useless b*stards forgot the peas. FORGOT THE PEAS!!!! Hence the self-purchased Maltesers compensation.
Then, tonight being my last night before Mrs wijit returns from visiting the Mcwijits with mini wijit, I got this mixed 'bab on Naan (steak and donner), with a very hot chilli sauce.
I have a backside which resembles the military flag of Japan and feels like I've spent a week picking up soap in a prison shower.

JFReturns

3,697 posts

172 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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Ass like the Japanese flag rofl

Poisson96

2,098 posts

132 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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Had a 'bab for the first time in aaaaaaaaaaaaaages (This is unfinished, more stuff to be added but I wanted it NOW)

calibrax

4,788 posts

212 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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Burger, scampi and chips. The burger was particularly dirty.



MonkeyBusiness

3,950 posts

188 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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thetapeworm said:
What's the opposite of the "breakfast of champions"?
There is something about that, that screams dirt. There is no grease or fat visable but you know it's bad.

illmonkey

18,236 posts

199 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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MonkeyBusiness said:
thetapeworm said:
What's the opposite of the "breakfast of champions"?
There is something about that, that screams dirt. There is no grease or fat visable but you know it's bad.
Really, what gave it away? The 4 patties, or the deep fried potato?

soad

32,933 posts

177 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Is there an easy (foolproof) way of reheating cold french fries? They feel soggy to the touch.

Found myself unopened chili quarterpounder burger with chips in a paper bag from last night.
Choc cake and chicken wings (&chips) were consumed first, you see.

Nuke in the microwave? Or oven? No deep fryer is present.

craigjm

17,999 posts

201 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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soad said:
Is there an easy (foolproof) way of reheating cold french fries? They feel soggy to the touch.

Found myself unopened chili quarterpounder burger with chips in a paper bag from last night.
Choc cake and chicken wings (&chips) were consumed first, you see.

Nuke in the microwave? Or oven? No deep fryer is present.
soggy fries will go even worse in the microwave. put them in the oven on a tray or better still fry them in a frying pan

soad

32,933 posts

177 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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craigjm said:
soggy fries will go even worse in the microwave. put them in the oven on a tray or better still fry them in a frying pan
Ta. Oven, it is. Not messing about with a frying pan and oil! Oil splashes will ruin my Sunday best shirt! laugh

Pretty sure made them all crispy and rock hard (read - inedible) in the microwave once. hehe

jimbop1

2,441 posts

205 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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calibrax said:
Burger, scampi and chips. The burger was particularly dirty.


That looks so good!

Was it all from a takeaway? Which?

Lefty

16,178 posts

203 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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thetapeworm said:
What's the opposite of the "breakfast of champions"?

Masturbation.

eskidavies

5,391 posts

160 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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thetapeworm said:
What's the opposite of the "breakfast of champions"?

Man after my own heart, what's left of it hehe

eskidavies

5,391 posts

160 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Forgot to add this pre/in between dinner snack.




Portion of cheese bites in there also

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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might give manchester curry mile a miss.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2727281/Bi...

Bin bag full of cats' heads found close to Manchester's Curry Mile

No meat on a cats head then......

Pferdestarke

7,184 posts

188 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Post holiday indian takeaway blow out meal.


55palfers

5,920 posts

165 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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craigjm

17,999 posts

201 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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55palfers said:
post but one above

Pferdestarke

7,184 posts

188 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Tabloid rubbish I'd say.

I'm not in Manchester by the way.

Seems like a lot of hassle, skinning dead cats. I presume their muscle structure is similar to rabbit. Sod all yield and
Not worth the risk.

Similar to the story of a Yorkshire Chinese serving Greyhound. Found to be a malicious rumour.

eskidavies

5,391 posts

160 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Someone had already dropped it off 2 posts up

Edit fk me I was a bit slow there didn't see the new page on my phone

Edited by eskidavies on Sunday 17th August 22:54

calibrax

4,788 posts

212 months

Monday 18th August 2014
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Pferdestarke said:
Similar to the story of a Yorkshire Chinese serving Greyhound. Found to be a malicious rumour.
No, that one is true, I ate there. Gave me the runs.

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