Dirty takeaway pictures Vol 2

[Joey336]

Had my usual flambe chicken kebab tonight (Chunks of chicken breast marinated in hot chilli sauce cooked over a flat grill)



After eating it was left with this:

[Poisson96]

That oil slick needs a place in an art museum.

[Mr Roper]

[giblet]

Poisson96 said:

£1.80 of filth from my usual haunt....


Changed from lamb to 'meat'?!!!

That's so they don't get fined by Trading Standards. Quite a few takeaways have been hit with heavy fines for selling beef as lamb. A few even used a mix of lamb, beef and chicken mince in kebabs etc and marketed them as lamb items.

[rolando]

giblet said:

That's so they don't get fined by Trading Standards. Quite a few takeaways have been hit with heavy fines for selling beef dog as lamb. A few even used a mix of lamb, beef dog and chicken cat mince in kebabs etc and marketed them as lamb items.

I'm sorry, the pedant in me offers correction.

Edited by rolando on Thursday 23 April 16:51

[350zStee]

Mr Roper said:

Now that looks immense.

[Burwood]

some of this stuff is truly fking horrid- well done, keep it up. anyone outgrown their pants in 2015 yet?

[Scousefella]

Only just found this thread - Chinese this weekend, will post accordingly.

[Poisson96]

Burwood said:

some of this stuff is truly fking horrid- well done, keep it up.

But it tastes so gooooddd

And the chicken above may be lean but the slick is still a work of art XD

[BrabusMog]

Sorry, you can dress it up anyway you like but a grease slick like that can shout louder than you ever can
I say this out of pure jealousy as I don't have the access to filth like this any more

[Vyse]

Portion 1 of 2.

[Pferdestarke]

Why the fk is there a chip shop sausage on your Chinese?

That is filthy!

[Vyse]

Its the new trend, takeaway fusion food.

Pferdestarke said:

Why the fk is there a chip shop sausage on your Chinese?

That is filthy!

[Pferdestarke]

[Rosscow]

Saturday night out - thought I'd treat myself to the first kebab in about 5 years!

Obviously I was a bit pissed so thought "Pistonheads style - I need to order the biggest kebab on the menu"

And here it is, a £11.50 monster of a special mixed kebab. The box was 12" x 12" and 2" deep.

Doner and chicken doner, lamb and chicken shish. 3 pitta breads!



I fell asleep half way through the 2nd pitta, woke up at 6am on the sofa inhaling the smell of manky doner meat and had to go to bed before I puked....

I probably ate about a fifth of it, what an embarrassment!

[mrtwisty]

Rosscow said:

...what an embarrassment!

Pitta too... for shame.


(It's Nann town around here sunshine)

[Cotty]

Never seen a do it yourself kebab kit before

[SpydieNut]

Rosscow said:

Saturday night out - thought I'd treat myself to the first kebab in about 5 years!

Obviously I was a bit pissed so thought "Pistonheads style - I need to order the biggest kebab on the menu"

And here it is, a £11.50 monster of a special mixed kebab. The box was 12" x 12" and 2" deep.

Doner and chicken doner, lamb and chicken shish. 3 pitta breads!



I fell asleep half way through the 2nd pitta, woke up at 6am on the sofa inhaling the smell of manky doner meat and had to go to bed before I puked....

I probably ate about a fifth of it, what an embarrassment!

sorry, but even worse, it looks like they've wasted almost 1/4 of that fine sized container with shredded rabbit food - for shame!

[Drive Blind]

you ate 2 pitta breads and left the majority of that meaty goodness?

you need lessons on how to eat a 'bab

[Vyse]

No pic of the grease lurking underneath, fail.