Dirty takeaway pictures Vol 2

[SpeedMattersNot]

schmunk said:

SpeedMattersNot said:

Cotty said:

Ill just add this
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tomchiversscienc...

Isn't this a paradox?

You're a paradox and so's your mum.

Ha! Bantz.

Yeah, well my Mum is your Dad!!!

For what it's worth, banter has always been around. It's just more annoying on the internet as it's more difficult to decipher.

It's park of English humour. I still remember being asked to get a long wait from the parts department on my apprenticeship.

Edited by SpeedMattersNot on Friday 3rd July 08:52

[Cotty]

SpeedMattersNot said:

It's park of English humour.

Like trees and grass

[schmunk]

SpeedMattersNot said:

I still remember being asked to get a long wait from the parts department on my apprenticeship.

Edited by SpeedMattersNot on Friday 3rd July 08:52

No, you were asked to get a long weight, what you got was a long wait.

I'm now giving you a picture of Terry Waite:




Back on topic, apparently the first thing he ate after being rescued was a Large Doner and double chips, with extra chilli sauce and no salad.

(probably)

[Pferdestarke]

I know a friend of a friend who apparently had a girlfriend with a fanny like Terry Waite's allotment!! #viz

Some people thrive in a "banter-rich" environment. Some occasional friends love nothing more than sitting around a table with a beer and ripping in to each other. Apparently they "have good banter"!

Personally I enjoy my booze/food/takeaway sessions with a small number of like-minded friends who actually talk about our interests rather than picking on people's weaknesses.

I like the article and agree with some of it.

P.S. The sun's bouncing off your bald patch today mate! (Banter so it's okay)

[SpeedMattersNot]

Pferdestarke said:

Some people thrive in a "banter-rich" environment. Some occasional friends love nothing more than sitting around a table with a beer and ripping in to each other. Apparently they "have good banter"!

Personally I enjoy my booze/food/takeaway sessions with a small number of like-minded friends who actually talk about our interests rather than picking on people's weaknesses.

You can do both, you know. Like on a night out drinking, compared with offering peace at Church on a Sunday morning. You adapt to your environment. Well, I do, as do most people I know!

Anyway, I'm getting a Chinese take-away tonight. Hopefully a kebab tomorrow night too, but depends how strict the FIL is.

[HRL]

New kitchen being fitted this week and so far I've had Chinese and kebabs this week.

Might have to have a curry delivered tonight but still have the next 3-4 days of takeaways or eating out to deal with.

Any suggestions for slightly less common takeaways as I'm fed up with them already?

[SpeedMattersNot]

Our local Italian restaurant does takeaway service (collection only and limited menu) but I can get my favourite spicy pepperoni pasta dish there and some mixed olives for under £15. Might be worth a go ?

[HRL]

Italian isn't a bad idea. Think there's one near me that delivers too.

Cheers for that.

[SpeedMattersNot]

Don't rule out fish and chip shops either. Pies, sausages etc...

[Pferdestarke]

SpeedMattersNot said:

Anyway, I'm getting a Chinese take-away tonight. Hopefully a kebab tomorrow night too, but depends how strict the FIL is.

What's he got to do with it?

[SpeedMattersNot]

Pferdestarke said:

What's he got to do with it?

I'm staying at my wife's parents' house, the last time he cock-blocked my brother in law and me a kebab as to not stink the house out. I think it's unreasonable, but it's his house and we're old enough to respect his wishes. I might mention though, depending on how desperate we get, we may get it delivered anyway and eat it in the car.

[Pferdestarke]

Garden. Eat it in the garden.

[SpeedMattersNot]

No, he'd find out. We need to intercept the delivery driver at the road side.

[soad]

Open the windows!

Take a bowl of water, pour two drops of vanilla essence. Bring it to a boil, the smell will be eliminated. Same can be done in a microwave.

[Cotty]

SpeedMattersNot said:

No, he'd find out. We need to intercept the delivery driver at the road side.

If the issue is he doesn't was your kebab stinking the house out why is eating it in the garden a problem?

[SpeedMattersNot]

You've not met him. Brilliant bloke, but has many, many quirks.

[coanda_2013]

I'm a long time admirer of this topic and now a first time poster.

I hope my lunchtime filth is okay.

I had this pie based filth for lunch:





And now I feel like this:

https://youtu.be/rcdo7qeSrf4

I've been on diet for a month. My sister-in-law is getting married and the Wife has told to tone up to get into the suit she wants me to wear. Today she went off for the Hen weekend and I'm left to my own devices for a leathal 72 hours.

After an early finish at work I drove home and smelt the filth from the chippy and I gave in. Now I've got the kind of thirst that can only be quenched by the pint and that'll lead to fat, meat and carbs... I might be a single man by Tuesday.

[LiamB]

First post in here for a loooong time, I have lost about 3-4 stone since my last post

But today, I was lazy and it was too hot to go to Tesco for a sandwich and my air con in the car needs sorting so I ordered food..

I got;
1x 1/2 pound chicken burger
1x Large chips
1x 10 Chicken Nuggets
1x Curry Sauce
1x Burger Sauce
2x Cokes

[cheddar]

coanda_2013 said:

I'm a long time admirer of this topic and now a first time poster.

Great first post

[jas xjr]

DoctorX said:

Anyone from Preston? This may fit the bill for the purposes of the thread:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3146893/Ke...

Not even for sale,daily mail strikes again